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Brutes from the Moot
P [R] Halfling

(New TS 106)

This team will foul, they dirty players and they will foul like crazy if they get the chance. You were warned.

This team stuffed their winning record by playing Macavities orcs and getting smashed. Refusing to lose a single of our 13 ass coaches, we fight on.

Entering combat (often with the ball) they have become late starters in the second Great Halfling Battle. They fight for the mighty pancake and hope to crush all deluded waffle fiends and pie maniacs before them.

Sometimes taking to the field with as little as nine fellows (even vs dwarfs) these chaps are tough. The pinnacle of their hardiness was during a viral outbreak where they put forward only the Nasty Nine. These were all halflings and showed their might by achieving a draw against some evil goblins (a full, healthy team with a chainsaw too). They have never lost when starting below nuffle's eleven, only when their luck is hard (shifty eyes for the lie about bad luck).

LicentiousHamster - "They look soft. And cuddly. And you just want to hug them. But while you're hugging them they turn into clowns. With teeth. And eyes. Such big eyes. And they nibble. And they chew. And they swallow. And you scream but they're CLOWNS so everyone just laughs!"

They made their debut drawing against a chaos team. The team in question, alas, were retired seconds after leaving the game.
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=368011

Their next direct victim was in their fifth game, some wood elves who felt the need to stall...
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=368907

Alot later another chaos team failed their debut.
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=374918

Another dead team, an unfortunately coached skaven team that thought halflings were soft even after dire warnings.
http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=404598

During thier (and my) stable debut they retired the norse <a href=http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=339925>Curkwood Giants</a>

The Brutes also have an excellent record of seeking out and stomping Dwarfs of both varieties.

YOU could be next.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Kyle
Halfling Hopeful
5 3 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, +ST, +AG, Sure Feet, Sprint
 n 36 7 21 0 2 8 114/176 180k
(30+150)k
  
2
Ted
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
3
Falco
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 n 11 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
4
Dale
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   7 0 2 0 1 1 13/16 50k
(30+20)k
  
5
Stan
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Benjamin
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Ralph
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
 n 27 0 1 0 0 3 18/31 70k
(30+40)k
  
8
Osbert
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
Bertie
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
Noel
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Finch
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
12
Mark
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
Pokey-Man-Gnome
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
15
Nettlebert
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard, Break Tackle
   32 0 0 0 7 2 24/31 160k
(120+40)k
  
16
Cactusbert
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard
   6 0 0 0 6 0 12/16 140k
(120+20)k
  
15 players  
Coach: SillySod Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 1320k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1320k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:57 (23/10/24) |TD Diff:7 (81 - 74) |Cas Diff:-122 (55/35/21 - 115/71/47)
Last Opponent: Elvish Lords