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Retired [X] Chaos Dwarf

My toilet and I had a fight today.
It had some nasty things to say.
So I opened it up and looked about.
I banged on a thingy and pulled a part out.
It gurgled and gulped, let out a long sigh,
and drenched me with water aimed right in my eye.

So here I sit cold, lonely and wet.
My toilet has not stopped burbling yet.
It thinks it's so smart to have outwitted me.
But I'll show it a thing or three.
I just won't use that quarrelsome commode,
not ever again; I'd sooner explode!
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  5 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(75)k
 
2
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(75)k
 
3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
  5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(75)k
 
5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
m 5 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 70k
(0)k
 
6
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Diving Tackle
  5 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 100k
(105)k
 
7
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 130k
(148)k
 
9
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Sure Hands
  5 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 60k
(50)k
 
10
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block
  5 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 60k
(50)k
 
11
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block
  5 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 60k
(50)k
 
16
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 100k
(94)k
 
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: SneakyFox Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 120k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1140k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (2/0/3) |TD Diff:-3 (4 - 7) |Cas Diff:1 (6/1/2 - 2/3/3)
Last Opponent: Bootfaeries