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Assyrian Donkeywipes
Retired [X] Chaos Dwarf

The Assyrian Asswipes got their name changed and all their names which had "Ass" in them were changed to, even if they were names from the novel "The Assyrian" ny Nicholas Guild.

Assar is the main god.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Sylvester Deepshield
Bull Centaur
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 130k
(148)k
  
2
Ian Hotspike
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
3
Harold Faststone
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(0)k
  
4
Brian Coldfire
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
5
Leroy Hideousstone
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
6
Albert Bluestone
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
7
Paul Bluerock
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
8
Cory Palerock
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   1 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 40k
(30)k
  
9
Howard Whiterock
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(30)k
  
10
Martin Goldbone
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   1 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 40k
(30)k
  
11
Graham Clearshield
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(30)k
  
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Xenu Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 930k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-1 (1 - 2) |Cas Diff:-1 (0/0/0 - 0/1/0)
Last Opponent: Draken Destroyers