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Massachusetts Mayhem
Roster [A] Human

<DIV ALIGN=LEFT>This team exists so that new players have someone to play against in their first match on FUMBBL. Therefore, it is the decision of management that a TS of 105 (very high fan factor makes 100 TS difficult) or thereabouts shall be maintained to facilitate good matchups with teams just starting out.

My rules of conduct, such as they are:

1. Try not to damage the opponent excessively.
2. Only foul if the opponent has more players on the pitch.
3. If leading by two at halftime, throw the ball back to begin the half. Defend normally.
4. Never stall.
5. Don't run up the score.
6. Don't take unfair advantage of silly newbie mistakes.
7. Force the newbie to earn any touchdowns.
8. Take unusual skills, not to exceed one player with block.
9. Maintain exactly 11 players. Freeboot as required to field 11 each match.
10. Try to give up exactly one handicap.
11. No apothecary.

Special conduct rules for Arthur Fonzarelli: Pro will be the first, and only skill ever taken. Going for it is inappropriate for the Fonz, he does not run - things will wait for his schedule. Scoring, knocking opponents down, passing, these things are generally frowned upon. His main role is to provide the odd assist or push, and let his coolness help the team to win.
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Max Headroom
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Sure Hands
   12 2 2 0 0 1 13/16 70k
(70)k
  
2
Killer Klowns from Outer Space
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Kick, Tackle
   32 0 2 0 2 2 20/31 90k
(95)k
  
3
Rorschach
Lineman
6 3 3 8   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50)k
  
4
Wile E. Coyote
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Pass Block
   2 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 70k
(70)k
  
5
Ali G
Lineman
6 3 3 8   8 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 50k
(50)k
  
6
Beavis
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Strip Ball
   9 0 0 0 1 2 12/16 70k
(70)k
  
7
Martin Luther King, Jr.
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block, Shadowing
   29 1 2 0 4 3 30/31 90k
(95)k
  
8
Boomhauer
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 70k
(85)k
  
9
Harry Potter
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Leader
   10 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 80k
(70)k
  
10
Henry Fonda
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 70k
(85)k
  
11
Arthur Fonzarelli
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Pro
   21 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 70k
(70)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Kryten Re-Rolls (100k): 2  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 29  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 55k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1170k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:236 (207/22/7) |TD Diff:383 (504 - 121) |Cas Diff:-40 (144/106/43 - 172/110/51)
Last Opponent: S-k-laven