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Gork's Warband
Retired [X] Orc

We hates dem wimpy 'umanz,
We 'ates dem stunty Dwarveziz
We'ate dem stinking dead men,
And we really bloody 'ate 'dem poncy Elf twerps.
We want Lizard Gizzards, and rat's guts and Hummie heads!
We want's to be spillin' blood, and breakin' bones!
We's gonna hear you crying and cursin' and moanin'
We's gonna win, and you can't stop us!
WAAAAAAAAGH!

War poem from legendary Goblin poet Zigfreed Zoom-Zoom.

*It's worth noting that many Goblins and other Orc 'Employees' will
attempt to humor their slave-masters in order to earn their favor, and avoid the humilation, beatings, and death through exhaustion that often results from being on the lower rungs of Orc society. It almost never works but apparently the Orcs like Zigfried's ability to create (what they hear as) rhyming poems, and his (in their bizarre opinion) eloquent use of wording. The them he creates works that are like the gentle caress of clasical music. Classical music that makes an average Orc just want to rip someone apart.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Grizik Goblin-biter
Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block
 -av, m 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(0)k
  
2
Zogit Grabber
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(60)k
  
3
Warboss Kog
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(60)k
  
4
Big Zug
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
5
Grindey
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
6
Krak
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
  
7
'Chukky' Flatnose
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block
 m 2 2 0 0 0 2 12/ 90k
(0)k
  
8
Orzut Goblin-squeezer
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 50k
(50)k
  
9
Mad Doc
Lineman
5 3 3 9   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
10
'Hungry 'Bozkil
Lineman
5 3 3 9 n 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(42)k
  
11
Dazgit Fikskul
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Guard
   2 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 80k
(80)k
  
12
Grungy Grizok
Lineman
5 3 3 9   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
10 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: VampireHarlequin Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 940k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:2 (0/2/0) |TD Diff:0 (2 - 2) |Cas Diff:3 (3/2/1 - 0/3/0)
Last Opponent: Vienna Gobliners