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HatEaters
Retired [X] Chaos Dwarf

Do you hate <a href="http://draknastet.sverok.net/warhammer/chaosdwarfpicmx.jpg">Chaos Dwarfs</a> and the ridiculously oversised <a href="http://www.pottytrainingconcepts.com/Merchant2/graphics/00000001/Potty-Scotty-Potty1-d.jpg">potties</a> that they wear?

We do too.

Among other more <a href="http://static.metal-archives.com/images/1/5/0/2/150242.jpg">nefarious aims</a>, we intend to rid <a href="http://www.map-of-sweden.co.uk/images/provinces-of-sweden.gif">FUMBBL</a> of as many of the <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachinfo&coach=31068">freaks</a> as possible. Alongside the destruction of these players, we wish to remove any trace of them. Hobgoblin teams are all very well, but they still hint at the existence of the dreaded <a href="http://www.unitedmaskandparty.com/Character_Heads_And_Helmets/images/stormtrooper_formed_helmet.JPG">potty helmets</a>.

Many of our players wear captured bad hats to remind them how horrible they are and renew their fury.

Yes, we are <a href="http://ourworld.cs.com/WishesOver/Emo_Girl_in_chair.jpg">Emo</a>.

Yes, we are created with identical aims to <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachinfo&coach=36683">SillySod's</a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=422704">team</a>.

List of hated hat wearers in order of badness of hat:

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachinfo&coach=952">Hogshine</a>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=coachinfo&coach=38684">Chewie</a> (He doesn't wear a hat, but is wanted for hat related crimes)

Current Hat related statistics

Hats Eaten: Zero

Hats Destroyed: Zero

Hats Reclaimed By Hobgoblins: Zero

Hat loving teams retired: Zero
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
The Hatty Monster
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
   2 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 110k
(90)k
  
2
Harold The Hat Hater
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Stand Firm
   2 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 100k
(105)k
  
3
Potty The Pretentious
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
4
Edward HatEater
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
5
Greg The Greedy
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(75)k
  
6
Hat Stealer Sam
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
7
Daniel the Devourer
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
11
Matthew
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Kick
   2 1 0 0 0 1 6/ 60k
(50)k
  
12
Chris
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 1 0 0 0 0 1/ 40k
(30)k
  
13
James
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(30)k
  
14
Theodor
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(30)k
  
15
Michael
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(30)k
  
16
Felix
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(30)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Hogshine Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1170k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:2 (1/1/0) |TD Diff:2 (2 - 0) |Cas Diff:1 (1/1/1 - 2/0/0)
Last Opponent: Bob Dole Project