There must be something more to life than being really, really, really good looking. We think it could be playing Blood Bowl whilst being really, really good looking. Blood Bowl is full of such ugly people that maybe our perfect bone structures and waxed chests might be able to show everybody how they can be beautiful too. If we get hurt or dead, there's nothing a day spa can't cure. So it's always the same person in each position, silly, because we have exlusive day spas that normal people can't go to, to help recover inbetween matches and walk offs.

Derek (dumb as a stick) Hansel (so hot right now) Matilda (the fat kid) J.P.Hewitt (the hand) Maury (the sellout) Mugatu (happy, happy!) Todd (makes mugatu happy) Katinka (obey the dog!) Olga (mega masseuse) Larry (pop) Luke (bro) Scrappy (little bro) Archie (who?) Brint (orange...) Meekus (...mocha...) Rufus (...frappucino!)

Match History

Our first match was a bit like the male model of the year award ceremony - complete disaster for Derek, who got injured early on. We needed to get Hansel (he's so hot right now) on board quick! With news that Hansel is on his way, the team bounce back to salvage a draw against the odds, before Hansel saves another terrible Zoolander display in the folowing game. By games 4 and 5, Hansel (so hot right now) is having a calming effect on Derek who scores twice in a much better performance, and the team is back to 11 players for the first time since game 1. Derek unleashes magnum on a stunned Biting Boyz in game 6. Mugatu takes charge of providing the team armour and immediately the deterioration in quality is evident, so after a terrible loss in game 8 we have to bring back Todd from the day spa to occupy Mugatu whilst somebody else takes on match provisions.