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333 - Half Evil
Retired [X] Orc

The Pope arrives in heaven, where St. Peter awaites him. St. Peter asks the
Pope who he is.


The Pope : I am the pope.
St. Peter: Who? There's no such name in my book.
The Pope : I'm the representative of God on Earth.
St. Peter: Does God have a representative? He didn't tell me...
The Pope : But I am the leader of the Catholic Church...
St. Peter: The Catholic church... Never heard of it... Wait, I'll check
with the boss.


St. Peter walks away trough Heaven's Gate to talk with God.


St. Peter: There's a dude standing outside who claims he's your
representative on earth.
God : I don't have a representative on earth, not that I know of... Wait,
I'll ask Jesus.


(yells for Jesus)


Jesus : Yes father, what's up?
God and St. Peter explain the situation.


Jesus : Wait, I'll go outside and have a little chat with that fellow.


Ten minutes pass and Jesus reenters the room laughing out loud. After a few
minutes St. Peter asks Jesus why he's laughing.


Jesus : Remember that fishing club I've started 2000 years ago? It still exists!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Slade Dark
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
3
Cody Foxshot
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
4
Jack Thundermidnight
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
5
Blitz Steelhand
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
6
Hawk Queen
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
  
7
Rock Lonewolf
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 80k
(80)k
  
8
Knight Thunderhawk
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 80k
(80)k
  
9
Sebastian Cobalt
Thrower
5 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(75)k
  
11
Samuel Thundersword
Lineman
5 3 3 9   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50)k
  
12
Wolf Steel
Lineman
5 3 3 9 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(0)k
  
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: A.R.E.S. Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 870k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-1 (0 - 1) |Cas Diff:-3 (2/0/0 - 3/1/1)
Last Opponent: C13-Isotopes