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Ankh-Morpork Hippopotamuses
Retired [X2] Necromantic

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Founded: <h3>In the year of Reversed Ptarmigan in the century of the Anchovy.</h3>
Arena: <h3>Treacle Mine Road</h3>
Head Coach: <h3>Hertoch von Schachknopf</h3>
League: <h3>NBBM Tippeligaen</h3>


OTT: The team consists of characters from the fabulous Terry Pratchett. As far as possible, the characters will resemble their original race. However, I am happy as long as I can have Discworld characters. I hope you will enjoy this little window into Pratchett's fantastic world.



<h2>Ankh-Morpork is the largest city on the Disc with about a million inhabitants. It is also one of the most common locations for the Discworld stories. Its Latatian name is Ankhius et Morporkia. In Moving Pictures, we learn its nickname is "the Big Wahoonie" (an ugly, smelly fruit). The city lies on the river Ankh, which resembles solid ground more than it does water. Originally two cities separated by the river, Ankh and Morpork today are governed as one (admittedly potentially schizophrenic) entity.</h2>


<FONT SIZE=3>The river is semi-solid, the water has a taste, the air is smoggy (the birds cough rather than sing) and following a snowfall the streets are left a muddy slurry. Baking hot in summer, cold and snowy in winter, Ankh-Morpork has a "despotic ruler" (some say) who has succeeded in so thoroughly organizing crime that it is self-regulating.


While ethnic riots and feuds are common, Ankh-Morpork is still the place where everybody wants to live. Ankh-Morpork now has the largest dwarf population outside of Überwald and is in fact the Discworld's largest dwarf city. Likewise, Ankh-Morpork is home to probably the only troll crime syndicate on the Discworld. Not to be undone, the undead can meet in their own taverns or support groups and have a Bloody Mary or a mug of hot cocoa, depending on individual tastes. Evangelical preachers find a huge potential flock to convert, often immigrants seeking their fortunes here or refugees who have come seeking peaceful lives (which is frankly very strange – perhaps they have been mis-informed by a travelog written by a tourist, or maybe it just depends on the perspective).


Ankh-Morpork prides itself on being a city where you can buy anything you can think of; indeed, if they don't have it, with a modicum of notice they will gladly steal it in order to sell it to you. It has been said that Ankh-Morpork's primary exports are smog and modern power politics. Indeed, a foreign ruler once likened Ankh-Morpork to a vampire; taking everything and turning other states into lesser copies of itself.</FONT>



</p><p align="right"><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=500793">Meet the team!</a> | <a href=http://wiki.lspace.org/wiki/Main_Page>The Pratchett wiki
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Dorfl
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
Block
   6 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 140k
(148)k
  
2
Adora Belle Dearheart
Flesh Golem
4 4 2 9
Regenerate, Stand Firm, Thick Skull
   9 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 120k
(133)k
  
3
Angua von Überwald
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Catch, Claw, Frenzy
Block
   9 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 140k
(158)k
  
4
Samuel Vimes
Wight
7 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
+MA, Guard
   9 2 1 0 1 2 17/ 150k
(163)k
  
5
Reg Shoe
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
6
Mr. Slant
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
7
Mr Bendy
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
8
Baron Saturday
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
9
Windle Poons
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   9 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 30k
(40)k
  
10
Annagovia
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
Mighty Blow
   9 0 1 0 1 2 15/ 60k
(65)k
  
11
Cut-Me-Own-Throat Dibbler
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
  
12
Nobby Nobbs
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   9 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(40)k
  
13
Carrot Ironfoundersson
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
Sure Hands
   5 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 110k
(128)k
  
14
Baron Guye von Überwald
Werewolf
8 3 3 8
Catch, Claw, Frenzy
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 120k
(140)k
  
15
Mrs. Drull
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(75)k
  
15 players  
Coach: avien Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Necromantic Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1480k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:9 (2/1/6) |TD Diff:-9 (6 - 15) |Cas Diff:-13 (4/3/3 - 17/3/3)
Last Opponent: Eyrs Uhelbredelige Hjord