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A way not laughed at isn't worth going. ("free translation" of Lao Tse <3) Damn! So far we sucked against Dorf although we had heaps of opportunities to learn. At least we caused slightly more cas. We'll get you Dorf-Scum! 1st match: Won against the Thunderbulls of Chaos (CD) Without stalling we broke through their lines and had a Blitz on the following Kick-Off. Especially our blocks were fortunate: 1/3/0 cas at the price of a blitzer. Niggling for him. The Thunderbulls conceded and retired. 2nd match: Got owned with my 10 Humans vs p4m's 11 new no-RR Welves. No damage though. 3rd match: Won against Necros Blitzer and DP did a good job from the start- one Wolf and a golem fell victim to the boot in turn one and two. Desperate struggle for his TD led to a Ghul being Blitzed and killed. 1:1 at the end of the 1st half (kicking)- Pastorn however conceded when the 2nd half started. 4th match: Won against Undead Fouling rotten corpses could become a habit after this one. Fouling out Mummies four times secured the win and our good health. Too late for Lola (the 1st) though. 5th match: The dreaded Khem... Easily won 2-0. The Khem however did only SIs. On top of it they cursed us obviously. We did plenty nice moves- dodges etc.- but where we failed it was SI... Two Nigglers retired from active play to assist the headcoach. 6th match: Won against Orcs Fouling didn't work out this time. A small price for nuffles gifts indeed. A failed pass by the greenz led to a risky maneuver with 1d dodge GFI and pick up. His blitzing BoB secured my position himself with skullz after RR. Stalling too long I didn't see the blitz coming. Having saved my ReRolls till now I managed to win the ball once more. This time for the winning 2nd TD. 7th match: Judgement Day True- we were somewhat lucky in most games. Today Nuffle presented the bill. Only fitting that CD were delivering nuffles blow since it were CD that suffered first from our blessed allegiance with nuffle. We suffered mainly from non DP fouls. A failing Apo did his part too. In the end 4..3..2 players couldn't hinder a 1:3 defeat after 1:1 halftime. Our Ogre Hotzenplotz and our prized DP Splash@ye suffered a niggle. A rooky died. We cursed our sworn enemy "Black Wind,Fire And Steel". They had two games (vs Dorf n Orc) with 3RIPs and retired. Hear our call- we are still out here! Muahahahaha! 8th match: Nuffles Laughter Muahahahaha! Nuffle really made up for the last game. 2:0 after 3 turns despite kicking? That's been two Blitzes! Actually it didn't look like 9 vs 13 at all. We scored, we made the cas- we actually had all the sweet things in life! Served by Nuffle and my laughing mobsters. 4:1 win vs "Unprofessional Vikings". 9th match: Unspectacular Defeat vs Dorf Not exactly lucky nor well played. Can't expect to win that way. Guess we got carried away by our last games smoothness. Next time we'll do better. 10th match: Yet another Defeat vs Dorf We gave our best against another well coached Dorf team. An exciting game was probably decided when Katze (the 1st) fell so badly when sprinting to the icy endzone that even the Apo couldn't help. Wouldn't have tried if there had been a better option of course. Blizzard kills. Katze was brave- Rest in peace my friend! 11th match: Lizzies give us a headache Something is not right. Maybe we angered Nuffle? Developed in a wrong direction? The third game lost in a row. We scored only once in turn 13. We combined it with a foul on the most brutal saurus to enhance chances for 2:2. Didn't work out though. That leatherbag died straight away and his coach went mad. Wendefusz will wear saurus leather boots from now on to remember this occasion. Tells us: Foul more at the beginning so they won't get mad in the end! 12th match: Cursebreaker vs Necros After the latest series of losses we won a glorious game. Guard Blitzer Tercerus niggled out and the Necros booted our tackler- when things got worse and the heat left us with 5 players to set up. Still we managed to score not only this once but three times for a great 3:1 victory! 13th match: Won against Delves Again Splash@ye has a major role in overcoming our foe. With a dead ST4 Witch (illegal drugs) things became easier- although it would have been even easier to BH her once instead of niggling-apo-killing her twice ... With our path cleared we had a sure shot at outplaying the Delves ballwise. 3:2 Victory. 14th match: Outplayed by Lizards I hate em insect-feeding brood... Our ally didn't help us- not helping them either plainly wasn't enough this time. Guess we'll need to develop some kind a new strategy against them cold bloods. Screw em all! Had a good coach though. 15th match: Stomped by Khem Khem had quite a flow while we hadn't. Numbers dropped rapidly. Splash@ye was not playing today- inspecting talents to find a worthy successor. 16th match: Defeat vs jimjos Helfs Not a shame but a pity. Made some mistakes and no help from Nuffle either... Part of this game was dictated by skulls and misfortunes on both sides. 17th match: Shame. Oh no. We got nega stats. Unfocused maneuvers and a series of unlucky games took their toll. We need... Change! ;-) 18th match: Boring Dorfs Yet again we have to admit defeat. Time to wake up and reform the team. 19th match: Not this time Dorf-Scum! Third Dorfs in a row- let's celebrate! 10 Humans vs 11 Dwarfs. Again Hoehremir got splashed early- first turn in fact. No problem though since Nuffle blessed us with two cas in return! Jipatsu fouling back without DP and him suffering several early turnovers helped a lot, too. Soon enough we outnumbered those Dorfs. Three Dorfs couldn't help but being overrun for a two turn touchdown frequency. 20th match: Have a great time- play Tymless! Tymless was fun to play and Nuffle served both of us in turn- those were the ingredients of a great game. We both scored when kicking- that made 1:1. Since I kicked again afterwards I had "the advantage" on my side this time I guess... In the end it's been a close call- I couldn't complain if it would have been a draw. As it was I managed to stop his offense and got lucky enough to turn it around in T15/16 for a 2:1. 21st match: Dorf again- First Draw Nice game vs Lomacks Dwarfs. Somewhat lucky kickin' start for 1:0. Dwarfs score in 3 turns but a oneturner makes 2:1. 2nd half was bringing balance- meaning some unlucky turns for me... 2:2 against a nice chatting opponent. Fair enough! 22nd match: I <3 Khem This one was a "test round" for Christer being Father Christmas again and implementing the option to choose teams to activate. Awesome. We kicked off to meet horrid Khem making it 4 vs 8 soon enough. We conquered the ball with Secundus alone but lost the struggle. 1:0 for Khem. Halftime. A quick offense and a foul-niggled Mummy made 1:1. Now the major part of the 2nd half began on equal terms once again. Brawling on the off flank cost players but helped to divide Khem forces. PnitA decided to stall. He was thwarted by far off Mummies and a lucky Raoul Duke. A pass established the Laughters desperate offense for our 1:2 victory! And we heard him laugh. Praise Nuffle! 23rd match: Time for a laugh Completely wasted in the dark of night I decided to have another game- without any need to take it all too serious. In other words: it's been time for a laugh! Delves were skilled enough to do a proper offense and take the lead. Not without losses though: Maso Duty killed Sunlight in the process. Our offense was thwarted however by two Catchers being hurt in the 1st round (2nd half). All our efforts were in vain and two passes that might have secured the TD went terribly wrong. All in all a fun game although a 0:1 loss. 24th match: A rusty Relaunch After a long break I find myself making a lot more mistakes. Not enough good fouls, didn't stall efficiently and also failed to play a quick offense in the end. Fun game anyway, against a good opponent. Isn't it an honour? |
Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Blitzer
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8 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block +MA, Guard |
  | 18 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 1 | 16/31 | 140k
(90+50)k |
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2 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block Mighty Blow, Dodge, Guard |
  | 24 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 44/51 | 160k
(90+70)k |
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3 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block Guard |
  | 7 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/16 | 110k
(90+20)k |
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4 |
Blitzer
|
7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block Tackle, Guard |
  | 22 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 5 | 1 | 21/31 | 130k
(90+40)k |
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5 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate |
  | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 140k
(140+0)k |
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6 |
Catcher
|
8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge Block, Dirty Player |
  | 22 | 1 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 23/31 | 100k
(60+40)k |
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7 |
Catcher
|
8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge |
  | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 60k
(60+0)k |
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8 |
Catcher
|
8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge Block, Side Step, Sure Feet |
  | 20 | 1 | 8 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 48/51 | 120k
(60+60)k |
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9 |
Catcher
|
8 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Catch, Dodge Dauntless, Block |
  | 15 | 1 | 3 | 0 | 1 | 2 | 22/31 | 100k
(60+40)k |
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10 |
Lineman
|
5 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Guard |
-ma, -av | 22 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 4 | 3 | 23/31 | 100k
(50+50)k |
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11 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
  | 16 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 8/16 | 70k
(50+20)k |
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12 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
  | 24 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 6/16 | 70k
(50+20)k |
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13 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Dirty Player, Block |
n | 21 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 18/31 | 90k
(50+40)k |
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14 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Block |
  | 13 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11/16 | 70k
(50+20)k |
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15 |
Thrower
|
7 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands +AG, +MA |
  | 11 | 15 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 20/31 | 140k
(70+70)k |
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16 |
Lineman
|
6 | 3 | 3 | 8 |   | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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16 players | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 24 (11/1/12) | | | TD Diff: | 1 (38 - 37) | | | Cas Diff: | 10 (32/18/12 - 26/23/3) |
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Last Opponent: DogfightARRs |