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Strange Geysers
Retired [X2] Nurgle's Rotters

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Isolated on a small island in the northern hemisphere, the Beastmen of Iceland were very confused to find out that other beastmen did not share their interests. Apparently it was taboo in the other parts of the known world for beastmen to wear women's clothing and name themselves suggestively.

However a group of beastmen set out to prove the rest of the world that they are normal and not the "freaks in frocks" people profess them to be. To do this they have roped in a Transvestite Beast of Nurgle called Matron as their captain and have vowed to stop at nothing until people see them as Beastmen too, albeit hot, women's clothing wearing, dainty Blood Bowl players.

Calling on the power of the Asatru gods, a stadium was cleaved from the very rock itself, unfortunately the Great Geysir erupts in the middle of the Line of Scrimage, this makes for unpredictable and searingly hot games.

<u><h4>Picture of the Strange Geysers stadium from a distance, with the Great Geysir erupting in the middle</h4></u>
<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geysir"><img src="http://i261.photobucket.com/albums/ii78/GoTWoW/sg2.jpg"></a>
<h8>Pitch design by Ryanfitz</h8>

<u><h4>Picture of Matron (deceased) getting dressed for the game (nb: only 2 legs in shot)</h4></u>
<a href="http://www.queermusicheritage.us/drag-names.html"><img src="http://imagecache2.allposters.com/images/pic/PTGPOD/153817a~Woman-s-Stockinged-Leg-Posters.jpg" width="200" height="300"></a>


<u><h4>Death in Service to High Heels</h4></u>
<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358932"><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/259665.jpg"></a> <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6358951"><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/259701.jpg"></a><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6358934"><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/261099.jpg"></a><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6358967"><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/261237.jpg"></a><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6374578"><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/261526.jpg"></a><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6391687"><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/261527.jpg"></a>
<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358930"><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/263998.jpg"></a><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6358927"><img src="http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/9940/matron.gif"></a><a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358945"><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256276.jpg"> Kristy Kreme</a>

<u><h4>Fashion Disasters Quietly Taken Care Of</h4></u>
<a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6359303"><img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/264002.jpg"></a>


<u><h4>Trophy Cabinet</h4></u>
<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&group=6573"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/266711.jpg"></a>

<b>Season 1
Most Deaths Award Winner (6 in total)</b>

<u>Season 1 Trannie Awards</u>
Most Valuable Queen: <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358930">Anita Mann<img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256277.jpg"></a> with 22 SPP.
Her High Casualty-ness: <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358930">Anita Mann<img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256277.jpg"></a> with 7 casualties.
Touchdown Princesses: <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358945">Kristy Kreme<img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256276.jpg"></a>, <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358931">Sissy Pantz<img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256279.jpg"></a> and <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6392072">Zsa Zsa LaHore<img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256281.jpg"></a> with 2 touchdowns each.
Blocky Butch Lass: <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358930">Anita Mann<img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256277.jpg"></a> with 38 blocks.
Furthest Rush in Full Drag: <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358930">Anita Mann<img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256277.jpg"></a> with 36 yards.
Dirty Dirty Dirty Goats: <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358945">Kristy Kreme<img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256276.jpg"></a> and <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358958">Lois Carmen Denominator<img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256281.jpg"></a> with just 2 fouls each.
Funniest Deaths: <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6358951">Bera Breast<img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256281.jpg"></a> and <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=6358967">Unita Lay<img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256343.jpg"></a> for dodgy dodging.


<u>Season 2 Trannie Awards</u>
Most Valuable Queen: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6436606">Creme BruLay<img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/256277.jpg"></a> with 13 SPP.
Their High Casualty-nesessesss: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6444510">Filya Falsies<img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/256275.jpg"></a> and <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6479370">Ursula Uranus<img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/256280.jpg"></a> with 2 casualties each.
Touchdown Princess: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6453136">Sugar Snatch<img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/256279.jpg"></a> with 2 touchdowns.
Blocky Butch Lass: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6479370">Ursula Uranus<img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/256280.jpg"></a> with 30 blocks.
Furthest Rush in Full Drag: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6512488">Holly Wood<img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/256281.jpg"></a> with 18 yards.
Dirty Dirty Dirty Goat: <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358931">Sissy Pantz<img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/256343.jpg"></a> with 9 fouls.
Funniest Death: <a href="http://www.fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=6358945">Kristy Kreme<img src="http://www.fumbbl.com/teams/256276.jpg"></a> for having a fantastic season only to die in the very last game of it.


<u><h4>Year Book</u></h4><a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=530064"><img src="http://i140.photobucket.com/albums/r11/bomax17/blondePinupPinkFluffy.gif" width="200" height="300"></a><u><h5>Click on the woman - she opens up straight away</u></h5>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Beast
3 5 1 9
Big Guy, Foul Appearance, Infect, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Tentacles
Multiple Block
-ma, n, m 11 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 140k
(0)k
 
2
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 60k
(60)k
 
3
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
  4 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 60k
(60)k
 
5
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Dirty Player
n 7 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 80k
(96)k
 
8
Beastman
6 3 3 6
Horns
Kick
-av, -av 16 0 3 0 1 0 11/ 80k
(45)k
 
9
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Shadowing
  23 0 2 0 1 1 13/ 80k
(85)k
 
10
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Sure Hands, Pass Block
  19 4 4 0 2 0 20/ 100k
(115)k
 
13
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Mighty Blow
  2 0 1 0 2 0 7/ 80k
(85)k
 
14
Beastman
6 3 3 8
Horns
Claw, Block
n, n 15 0 2 0 3 3 27/ 110k
(83)k
 
15
Beastman
7 3 3 8
Horns
Guard, +MA
n 14 0 1 0 2 3 22/ 110k
(113)k
 
16
Beastman
5 3 3 8
Horns
Strip Ball, Razor Sharp Claws
-ma 19 0 4 0 6 0 24/ 110k
(100)k
 
10 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Royston Re-Rolls (140k): 5  
Race: Nurgle's Rotters Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1350k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:24 (11/4/9) |TD Diff:4 (35 - 31) |Cas Diff:-26 (32/11/5 - 39/24/11)
Last Opponent: Stinky Swamp Stompers