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Big Shiny Helmets
Roster [X2] Norse

European.

When the boys of Italnor come of age, they do away with the name given to them by their parents - Before ripping out their father's throat and casting out their own mother to become the new town harlot. Thus, Italnor is a town of variable population and has a lot of harlots, as well as absentee fathers.

The men of Italnor then take a new name, one that pays tribute to the town's oldest relic - The Armour Scrolls of Tordok. Scribed in a language that cannot be deciphered, all that the people of Italnor know is that their ancestors desired "armour" that was "big and shiny". Knowing not what this "armour" is, the men of Italnor take on their new mantle, put on their helmets, and summon Alan, to spread the word of Tordok across the land, and teach the virtures of their father-killing, mother-whoring ways.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Alan
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Frenzy, Horns, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate, Wild Animal
   2 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 110k
(90)k
  
3
Big Shiny Joe
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Block, Catch
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
  
4
Big Shiny Sean
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Block, Pass
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(65)k
  
5
Big Shiny Greg
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   2 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50)k
  
6
Big Shiny Bill
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
 n 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(42)k
  
7
Big Shiny Dave
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50)k
  
8
Big Shiny Pete
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
 n 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(42)k
  
9
Big Shiny Mike
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 90k
(95)k
  
10
Big Shiny Fred
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(95)k
  
11
Big Shiny Kevin
Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(95)k
  
12
Big Shiny McGee
Catcher
6 3 3 7
Block, Catch
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(75)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Noreaus Re-Rolls (120k): 2  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 980k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:2 (0/0/2) |TD Diff:-5 (0 - 5) |Cas Diff:1 (1/1/2 - 0/2/1)
Last Opponent: Crumpton Hairy Underdogs