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Stupid's Suicidal Strikeforce!
Retired [B] Goblin

"Gobbo Foul and Hire Stars. Gobbo Bad. Gobbo fun. Gobbo do not like Dwarves Expect for Breakfast or if they are down. Gobbo are strong. Gobbo fly. Gobbo are mostly chicken. Don´t mess with Gobbo if you cannot stand the heat."

-Ancient Goblin saying


"Even small goblins make large dents if provided sufficient thrust.
A well aimed goblin is the second most dangerous thing on a Bloodbowl pitch."

-Excerpt from a Goblin philosophical treatise


"All standard goblin disclaimers apply.
We Hire. We Foul. We Bite your Ankles."

-Introduction to "Modern Goblin Coaching"


"Goblin Bushido dictates that it is proper to cheat, foul, sneak hire, and abuse every edge they have over the bigger folk. To not do so would bring much shame."

-Extract from "The 7 Fouls"
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Stupid
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
2
Confused
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
   1 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
3
I.G.E.D.
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(0)k
  
4
Don't Stall On Me I'll Kill Your Blodger On A -3d Block!
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Does All This ST2 AV7 Scare You As Much As It Scares Me?
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
I Farted And I Can't Get Up!
Goblin
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ma, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(0)k
  
7
I'll T17 Foul You
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Soiled Underwear Bomber
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
I Kick You In The Groin
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Stinkeye
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Icky Sticky Green Goo Bomb
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
My Stinkfoot Is A Secret Weapon
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
OOPS I SPLATed again
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: princevaliant Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 900k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 980k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:1 (0/0/1) |TD Diff:-1 (0 - 1) |Cas Diff:-2 (0/0/1 - 1/1/1)
Last Opponent: Pine Box