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Glibbersnot's Goons
P [R] Goblin

OUR FOULOSOPHY!

We aim to foul you every turn – unfortunately we have to knock you down before we can.
COUNT ON T16 FOULS!!!!!

The Goons and their fans thrive on the mayhem & carnage of a blood bowl match. A match without at least 4 casualties regardless of side is considered an absolute waste of time.

189 Casualties (with fouls and eaten gobbos)

The Goons are the product of the Glibbersnot Realistic Fake Doggie Doo Company (with realistic smell that sticks to your hands, hair, and clothes.

Glibbersnot, realizing his lifelong fascination with blood bowl, mayhem, and blood started the Goons with a lot of optimism but very little experience. The team is seeing a revival of sorts under the mismanagement of Glibber’da Loon, the Goons 8th player-owner

Congratulations to Scivert Scumeater for being the top 10 active goblin fouler

Yertl the Toecrusher (TOP SCORER – 4TD)
(who died goin for it) scored his 4th TD and has crushed the old TD highwater mark of 3

Many Goons fans consider the Glibbersnot player-owners to be one of the teams many great weaknesses. The only exception being Glibbersnot Blackentoe, their 5th leader.

The Useless 4 – just 15 games, 1 foul, 0 Cas combined!

Blackentoe – The Turning Point – From Horrible to Bad

OK, Maybe just average but the best this team has seen!



TROLL FOOD!!!



Fallen Foes*
*we respect you while we dance on your graves

Our office staff are out digging up the bodies for display - They are expected back any time now
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Ratx'Grotlz
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle
   39 0 0 0 16 3 47/51 170k
(110+60)k
  
2
Hark'Tratl
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Multiple Block, Break Tackle
   32 0 0 0 12 4 44/51 170k
(110+60)k
  
3
Scivert Scumeater
Goblin
6 1 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Leap, Dirty Player, Sneaky Git
 -av, -st, n 64 0 1 0 2 5 32/51 110k
(40+70)k
  
6
Gratk the Mucker
Goblin
6 2 2 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 n, -ag 43 1 0 0 2 1 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
7
Glibber'da Loon
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Dodge
   9 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
8
Grandap Cranker
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, Diving Tackle
   21 0 1 0 3 2 19/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
9
Waka d'Daka
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Flikka d'Fuze
Bomma
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
No Nose Thak
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Nickr da Nifer
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Dirty Player
   23 0 0 0 1 3 17/31 90k
(40+50)k
  
13
Odys's da' Dizzy
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Block
   3 0 0 0 0 3 15/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
16
Farthak Blakenwing
Doom Diver
6 2 3 7
Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
18
Fredrick Whitewing
Journeyman Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Loner
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12 players  
Coach: ryanfitz Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1390k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1390k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:84 (7/7/70) |TD Diff:-156 (37 - 193) |Cas Diff:-69 (111/59/30 - 142/82/45)
Last Opponent: Italo Disco Kings RL