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Deadly Flingz of deathdealing
Retired [X] Halfling

I can't remember ever having more than one fling team. Took them too seriously and they died. A lot. The only thing I'll probably stipulate is not playing against Dwarves (for their tackle) as flings die anyway - no need to properly kick the arse out of it. Other than that, I expect them to die, in droves. You should expect:

Deeproot to turn up, hopefully fairly often
Chef to steal all your rerolls
Lots and lots of fouls - there's no other way to use flingz as far as I can see.

Don't take it personal - my last fling team was almost polite, seeing as they had no dps and probably didn't foul at all, and so died in double quick time.

So there you have it. I will try to hire the chef and Deeproot before the game is asked for so you know what's coming, but if I don't expect them anyway.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Oak Treeheart
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(100)k
  
2
Birch Branchwood
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 110k
(100)k
  
3
Harry Hobbiton
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
4
Herbert Hobbiton
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
5
Henry Hobbiton
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(15)k
  
6
Horace Hobbiton
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
7
Henrik Hobbiton
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
8
Hank Hobbiton
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
9
Deeproot Strongbranch
Star Player
2 7 1 10
Block, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Star, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
   0 0 0 0 0 0 Peaked
0
 180k
(140)k
  
10
Felix Neverwalks
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
11
Fred Underoverinsidehill
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(15)k
  
12
William Underoverinsideontopofhill
Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 30k
(15)k
  
12 players  
Coach: Meetgrinder Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 950k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (0/1/0) |TD Diff:0 (1 - 1) |Cas Diff:2 (2/1/1 - 0/1/1)
Last Opponent: Left Hand of Darkness