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<div align="left"> <h1>Coach Oktan's Tournament Log</h1> <br /> <strong><u>Bad m00n Tribe vs R3dRise 2:0</u></strong><br /> <br /> Bashin' up a bunch o' Corpses was quite fun, 'specially since daMummiez didn't pose daThreat the BMT feared dhey would.<br /> -Things look promizing for dis aspiring young Trybe on daWaaagh[biggrin]...<br /> <br /> <strong><u>Bad Moon Tribe vs Noise Zombies 1:2</u></strong><br /> <br /> Neva' underestimate dhose damned ghouls, cuz' fast them iz...<br /> 'dis un lesson was painful to learn, daWhaaagh came to a (teeth)grindin' halt, bitta' defeat dis time...<br /> <br /> O'courze, daLuck wazn't widh uz in daFirstHalf. DaThrowa' fummbled daBall inside daCage, furdhamore,<br /> daFool snapped hiz [bird]Neck on'a foolish one-die-block 'gainst a zombie, propz to our Painboy for curin' him for daSecondHalf! <br /> Dat stoopid Werewolf got sent of daTurf fo'Foulin, servez yoo right, Fool!<br /> <br /> SecondHalf daLuck waz ouz 'gain. DaGreenWall restored Trybe-Honour widh blockin' dat Fleshgolem to DugOut <br /> <em>AND</em> givin' him a nigglin' to rember uz by on cold dayz!!! <br /> Badbreath made hiz CP and got rewarded widh "daBlock", and dat shure waz un flashy TD, Prettyboy!!!<br /> <br /> Got plenty o' daGateLoot an hired uz un badazz Uruk-Hai Black Orc Blocka for daGame 'ganizt dem ChaosLawnOrnamentz next week!<br /> <br /> <strong><u>Bad Moon Tribe vs Masters of the Universe 1:0</u></strong><br /> <br /> Vicotriouz again, but dat waz un cloze shave fo shure!<br /> Moztly due to daCoaches fault, him deeming himzelf too clever, but in daEnd we managed to pull it off...<br /> <br /> FirztHalf started accordin' to daPlan. Dem BlackOrkz did a splendid job on daLine o'Scrimage,<br /> and markin' those pezty Bullcenaturz instead of blockin 'dem worked a treat.<br /> -Thuz daBlitzaboyz could go a Hobgob'huntin, so no problemz dhere (yet)...<br /> <br /> Coachez preparation paid off, we finally managed to get datCage rollin!<br /> -stoopid Lawnornamentz stood in awe to da splendid Ork toughness:<br /> We mignt not be a'Hardhittin' (yet), but we sure can shrug'off a'Beatin...<br /> Take uz down, we sztand up an' yell "Waz dis yoo beztPunch, Fool?" straight in yaFace.<br /> <br /> It all went to daPrivy when Coach orderd daThrower to make a short pazz inta daEndzone to a Blitza,<br /> instead of scorin himzelf. -Nuffle and Hiz stoopid senze o'Humor let a perfect safe Opportunity to <br /> place sum SPP'z on da right Boyz, turn into a mess...We fumbbeld daBall of daPitch, daThrowIn went right<br /> to dem Hobgolinz aChasin uz, a huge an' complete<em><strong> Merdre</strong></em>, daCoach got ourselvez into...<br /> Fo'Lucky, dem Hobgobz were to slow to Score, dhefore daFirztHalf went by widh no Pointz on either Side... <br /> Realizing hiz fault, Coach sacrifized a Goblinslave at HalfTime to daGlory o'Nuffle<br /> -and takin' no rizkz by now, he also bribed aSpectator to throw a rock at dem Lawnornamentz! <br /> Nuffle, hizTurf be praized, made sure daRock hit a Bullcentaur,thuz takin him out of daEquation.<br /> Stickin' to daPlan, stoppin demLawnoramentz dead, stealin daBall an Scorin' in da8th Turn proved no sweat!<br /> -ironicly it waz daThrower again who scored, bodyguarded by aBlitza, see a rezamblance dhere?<br /> Coach waz tempted to shout "Pass again, ya Fool", but a'Vizion o'Nuffle Himzelf <br /> and maybe dat grimLook of dem Uruk'Hai on daBench eyeballin' him, let him<br /> keepz hizTrap shut, thus not endangering daVictory!<br /> <br /> We got seriouz Gateloot again disTime, we so might just hire ourselves<br /> dat ferociouz'lookin Troll we had aBrew-Up widh laztNight at daPub celebratin'... <strong><u>Bad Moon Tribe vs BrokenToolz 3:0</u></strong> <p>Victoriouz again! Dis time everything went according to daPlan, we smashed dhose Lawnornamentz into daTurf.<br /> "Knuckelz" got sent off daTurf for bootin dat stoopid ag4 Runnner straight to DugOut but it waz worth it. We had a great time pushin dhose Lawniez around and stealin their candy<br /> while our Blitzaboys stood grinning next to daEndzone with da Ball in dhaHand. Seriouz Clock Management dhat waz...<br /> Second Half dhat stoopid LawnornamentBlitzer snappend hiz Leg while GoinFoIt and we had no probz stealin da Ball an' scorin again... After daht we scored again for good measure...<br /> Coach rewarded them Blitzers with sum mighty blowin knuckledusters, daGreenWall seemz to be better at blockin and un of dem Blitzaboys seems suspiciously fast...Gateloot wasn't dhat great but we still have plenty saved up<br /> <br /> Next game will be a lot touffa, facin dhose corpses, specially widh Cyruz missin daGame due toInjury... </div> |
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Thrower
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Pass, Sure Hands Block |
5 | 2 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 8/16 | 90k
(60)k |
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| 2 |
Blitzer
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7 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block +MA |
5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/16 | 110k
(105)k |
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| 3 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 80k
(60)k |
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| 4 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Mighty Blow |
5 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 9/16 | 100k
(80)k |
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| 5 |
Blitzer
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6 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block Mighty Blow |
5 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 6/16 | 100k
(80)k |
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| 6 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 80k
(80)k |
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| 7 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Block |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 1 | 9/16 | 100k
(100)k |
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| 8 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 4 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50)k |
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| 9 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Block |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6/16 | 70k
(70)k |
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| 10 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | Kick |
5 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 10/16 | 70k
(70)k |
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| 11 |
Lineman
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5 | 3 | 3 | 9 | 5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1/6 | 50k
(50)k |
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| 12 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 80k
(80)k |
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| 13 |
Black Orc Blocker
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 80k
(80)k |
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| Games Played: | 5 (3/0/2) | | | TD Diff: | 4 (7 - 3) | | | Cas Diff: | 0 (1/2/0 - 1/1/1) |
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| Last Opponent: Rotten Paper | |||||||