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After the nightmare of two games with elves that could not dodge, throw, go for it, pick the ball up, block, survive a block or... hmmm did I miss anything? And luck of 37% and 40%, both of which should have read 3.7 and 4.0% respectively, Meet had had enough of teams that were supposed to be able to do 'stuff', and so went back to playing undead. He fully expected these guys to do no better, but at least they might not die so often. Though his last Undead team had a star mummy killed by a fouling twat who then proceeded to rub it in. Wanker.

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Game 14: played against a fouling twat who ended up getting all the cas, blocking well etc. I had Luthor Von Drak, who scored the first td and had a hand in the second, then sat the rest of the game out with a bad head. If a reroll had come off (needed a 3 or more) the score would have been 3-1, but it wasn't to be. Shame I didn't get to foul his players in return, but hey ho, a win is a win. Somewhat short of players for next game though...

We've come to the end of the road. The winnings are pitiful, and don't add up to anything more than a zombie or two, and the team, without it's 4Ag Ghoul, really has nothing going for it.

Shame. I enjoyed my undead at times but they simply don't cut it in BB any more. Last game was a 'friendly' against some soft elves - they wouldn't normally play me but I swore blind I would go easy on them, as I needed a cash game not a game where I get my face mashed in again. Anyway, the cash was crap and I nailed 5 Elves (one was apo'd, then SI later). That was me going easy!

He did take pity though and let the last TD in, which I'm thankful for - a humiliating defeat still, but at least not completely one sided.

Goodbye undead... you were garbage.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Mummy
2 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Block, Guard, Multiple Block
-ma 17 0 1 0 10 2 33/ 170k
(170)k
 
2
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
Block
  16 0 0 0 4 0 8/ 130k
(138)k
 
3
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(40)k
 
5
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
Tackle, Strip Ball
  17 0 4 0 4 1 25/ 130k
(145)k
 
6
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
Tackle, Strip Ball
  17 0 3 0 3 2 25/ 130k
(145)k
 
7
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
Block
  17 0 0 0 3 1 11/ 50k
(55)k
 
9
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
Block
  17 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 50k
(55)k
 
10
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
  17 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(30)k
 
12
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Catch
  11 1 3 0 0 3 25/ 110k
(133)k
 
15
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(40)k
 
16
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
  6 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 30k
(40)k
 
11 players  
Coach: Meetgrinder Re-Rolls (140k): 6  
Race: Undead Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 25k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1420k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:17 (6/3/8) |TD Diff:-4 (21 - 25) |Cas Diff:9 (16/9/7 - 12/6/5)
Last Opponent: Tryout