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United Stunts Presidents
Roster [R] Halfling

This team is a replacement for my <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=team&op=view&team_id=527404">Blackbox Team</a>, as I don't seem to be able to get games with them and I know I'll be picked like crazy with this team in Ranked.

I will not be buying trees with this team, neither will I be getting an Apothecary as Presidents who die should have the decency to remain dead.

Once I have gone through all 44 presidents of the United States of America I will cease buying Halflings for them, but will continue playing them until they are unplayable. No President should be retired due to injury and will only leave office in a coffin.

I will be fouling as best I can, all the time in fact, just so you know. If I happen to get 16 Presidential DPs I will and their boots shall be bloody!

Current Stunty Presidents (up to 17th):
<b>George Washington - Deceased (Game 1)</b>
John Adams
Thomas Jefferson
James Madison
James Monroe
John Quincy Adams
Andrew Jackson
Martin Van Buren
William Henry Harrison
John Tyler
James K. Polk
Zachary Taylor
Millard Fillmore
Franklin Pierce
James Buchanan
Abraham Lincoln
Andrew Johnson


<h6>*Disclaimer* Presidential <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=yearbook&team_id=570463">biographies</a> may not actually be entirely factual</h6>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Andrew Johnson
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
2
John Adams
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 2 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ag 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
3
Thomas Jefferson
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
4
James Madison
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
James Monroe
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
John Quincy Adams
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Andrew Jackson
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Martin Van Buren
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 1 0 0 1 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
William Henry Harrison
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
John Tyler
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
James K. Polk
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
12
Zachary Taylor
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
Millard Fillmore
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
14
Franklin Pierce
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(0)k
  
15
James Buchanan
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
16
Abraham Lincoln
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Royston Re-Rolls (120k): 6  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 890k (±130) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 40k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 920k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:3 (0/0/3) |TD Diff:-9 (0 - 9) |Cas Diff:-15 (1/2/0 - 11/6/1)
Last Opponent: Turbo Sliver