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Roster [R] Goblin

Future (in no particular order)
#Plan
1.Develop a better ballcarrier (sure hands)
2.Reduce the number of secret weapons (too few goblins for the second half)
Fire bombardier if second skill is not double (or stat)
OR fire chainsaw if he keeps failing his first roll (* Fanatic died)
3.More Dirty Players
4.Get strip ball (and dauntless if lucky)
5.More Dirty Players
6.More diving tackle
7.Play more non-tournament games
8.Kill a dwarf
9.Win a tournament (* Won the GLT XI: Stunty Special Qualifier)
Story
Hall of fame and shame
We're always training for the next big tournament.

R.I.P.		Spinky is WgX!'s most valuable goblin. He survives by hiding in the KO box, and soaking up the MVPs.
Sadly Spinky died during a Lustrian Qualifier game, not being able to escape from a filthy diving tackling elf.
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it's Kinky the goblin cannonball, plummeting towards certain death.
So far completed 8 TTM followed by TD in same turn.

R.I.P.		Last of the original Trolls, Stompy was the team's goblin tosser. As long as I remembered to feed him before the match.
RIP: He died in a match with lots of misclicks, I blame Blizzard!

R.I.P.		WgX!'s honorary halfling. One more injury and Rinky gets the next for free.
Rinky died how he lived, with a boot up his nose, and gras down his pants.
Small but fierce, Linky baits powerful players and has the audacity to survive.
After winning the GLT Stunty Special Qualifier, Linky was awarded a healing potion for his good work on the line.
Brinky's worth:
New boots: 10K
Bribe ref: 20K
Unable to break armor: priceless
Skolopender the strange: Named after one of the most famous goblin coaches

Retired		Jim Lucky: Named after the coach luckyjim12, after one hell of a match in the stunty finals of GLT XI.
We no longer only fire dead goblins, we now also fire goblins and trolls for being totally useless.
Tournaments
TournamentW/L (rounds)
XFL Goblin IV0/1 (1)
FUMBBL Tour 2010 I-4 TR1500/1 (1)
XFL Goblin V1/1 (2)
FUMBBL CUP IX0/1 (1)
XFL Goblin VI0/1 (2*)
FUMBBL Cup X0/1 (2*)
Warpstone Open VII Qualifier0/1 (1)
GLT VIII: Stunties0/1 (1)
XFL Goblin VII0/1 (1)
FUMBBL Cup XI0/1 (2*)
Warpstone Open VIII Qualifier1/1 (2)
GLT IX: Stunty Special:0/1 (2*)
XFL Goblin VIII0/1 (1)
FUMBBL Cup XII0/1 (2*)
Warpstone Open IX Qualifier0/1 (1)
GLT X: Stunty Special Qualifier0/1 (1)
FUMBBL Cup XIII0/1 (3**)
GLT XI: Stunty Special Qualifier3/0/0 (3)
GLT XI: FINALS 0/1 (1)
Lustrian Challenge IX Qualifier IX0/1 (1)
FUMBBL Cup XIV0/1 (1)
GLT XII: 0/1 (2*)
Lustrian Challenge X Qualifier IX0/1 (1)
FUMBBL Cup XV0/1 (2*)
FUMBBL Cup XVI0/1 (1)
FUMBBL Cup XVII0/1 (1)
GLT XVI: Stunty Special Qualifier1/1 (2)
Crown Of Sand XI: Qualifier VIII0/1 (1)
FUMBBL Cup XIX0/1 (1)
UI XVII Qualifier: Steel LanternTBA
* (walkover round 1)
** (walkover round 1 & 2)
Players
Current Players
Past Players
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Top Players
TopName#
Games
Blinky
47
Completions (14)
Spinky
Blinky
Kinky
2
Touchdowns (37)
Kinky
14
Interceptions (0)
Casualties (59)
Stomp
10
Most Valuable Player (49)
Blinky
6
Star Player Points (488)
Spinky
75
Passing (44)
Blinky
Kinky
10
Rushing (931)
Spinky
256
Blocks (1167)
Stomp
169
Fouls (99)
Brinky
35
Scoring Thrower
Spinky
Blinky
Kinky
2
Blocking Thrower
Spinky
Kinky
2
Blocking Scorer
Spinky
9
Triple
Spinky
Kinky
2
All-rounder
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
MJ Crane
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Grab, Block
   21 0 0 0 6 5 37/51 180k
(110+70)k
  
2
Bonzo
Troll
3 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Break Tackle
 -ma, m 27 0 0 0 7 1 19/31 150k
(0)k
  
3
Skolopender the Strange
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Block
 m 20 0 0 0 2 2 14/16 70k
(0)k
  
4
Flatulence McGee
Pogoer
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs
   7 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
5
Rollin' Rick Rude
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Fire Caractacus
Bomma
5 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
 -ma 11 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Linky
Goblin
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, Side Step, Diving Tackle
 -av 46 0 0 0 6 4 32/51 110k
(40+70)k
  
9
Grunge Bat
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   11 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Kinky
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Catch, Sure Feet, Sprint, Block
   48 2 14 0 3 3 65/76 130k
(40+90)k
  
11
Julie the Hoolie
'Ooligan
6 2 3 7
Disturbing Presence, Dodge, Fan Favourite, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
12
Angel of the Morning
Doom Diver
6 2 3 7
Right Stuff, Stunty, Swoop
   3 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 60k
(60+0)k
  
14
Brinky
Goblin
6 2 2 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player, Sneaky Git
 -ag 45 1 0 0 0 4 21/31 90k
(40+50)k
  
16
Slam Dunk
Goblin
5 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Side Step
 -ma 30 1 0 0 0 4 21/31 100k
(40+60)k
  
11 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Shraaaag Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 4  
Current Team Value: 1290k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 90k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1510k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:51 (11/1/39) |TD Diff:-66 (39 - 105) |Cas Diff:-158 (57/25/8 - 171/51/26)
Last Opponent: Temperance