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Flat-Footed Binstanders
Retired [X2] Goblin

Up betimes and feeling heavy of nodgers I made my way to Mrs. Fitzgibbon's bordello on Threadneedle Street to see darling Bess. However, to my dismay I found she had done good business this day, and indeed, when I remov'd her scads did find that her cunny resembled naught but a Blue Peter bird cake. I was forced to demand back my shilling.' (from 'The Diary of Fickass Pigsh't.', The best selling warts and all auto-biography).

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2845853">FUMBBL Cup VIII</a>; Lost 2-0 in first round to Teenage Suicide.The Dwarfs were later ejected from the cup when the coach was exposed as a cheating c*@t!

<a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2877610">FUMBBL SMACK Pro CCCLII</a> ; Lost 3-2 in first round to Undead team, Deceptacreeps who got a turn 16 TD to win it.. so close! yet so far.

<a href="https://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=2410&p=tournaments&show=26840">XFL IV Goblin</a> ; Made it to the 2nd round at the expense of Peokkos Special Mix after an amazing and unlikely victory, recovering from being 2-0 behind at the start of turn 15 !! Brought back down to earth with a bang ( like a few of the flying gobbos!) when defeated 2-1 in OT by the Backstabbing Daggers.

HALL OF FAME : Smell This ,<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&op=view&player_id=7089846"><img src='http://fumbbl.com/files/images/goblin/goblin.png'></a>

AFTER 58 GAMES IN THE (R)ANKED DIVISION (8/14/36) THE BINSTANDERS MOVE ACROSS TO (L), CURRENTLY COMPETING IN THE 145 MINI LEAGUES .

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=3180&p=tournaments&show=27154">Doriath XXXIII - 145 Mini League</a> ; Gave a good account in all games, never being a total walkover.
But with the stars of the team aging fast and the fans not turning up in the numbers they once did, is the end nigh for this not so well oiled green machine!?

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=group&op=view&at=1&group=3180&p=tournaments&show=27475">Doriath XXXIV - 145 Mini League</a> ; Wahey ! we won a game :D
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Fickass Pigsh't
Troll
4 5 1 8
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Break Tackle, Guard, Multiple Block
 -av 67 0 1 0 15 3 48/ 160k
(158)k
  
2
Biffa Bacon
Troll
5 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Big Guy, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regenerate, Throw Team Mate
Block, Break Tackle, +MA, Guard, Dodge
   57 0 2 0 31 5 93/ 230k
(213)k
  
3
Stevie One-Time
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
   9 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 70k
(50)k
  
4
'Bad Ass' Billy Orbit
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(15)k
  
5
Badger
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
   6 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 60k
(20)k
  
7
DJ Pants
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(15)k
  
8
Soggy Moggy
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Side Step, Sure Feet
   29 1 5 0 1 3 33/ 120k
(95)k
  
9
Fatty Bum Bum
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(15)k
  
10
Slumdog
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step, Sure Feet
   65 2 7 0 4 3 46/ 100k
(75)k
  
11
Tord Bob Todd
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(15)k
  
12
Russell Dust
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(15)k
  
13
Shagnasty
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG, Side Step
   29 3 6 1 0 1 28/ 100k
(65)k
  
12 players  
Coach: CCSenor Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 30k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1390k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:69 (10/16/43) |TD Diff:-69 (80 - 149) |Cas Diff:-170 (37/32/13 - 133/86/33)
Last Opponent: Eud Rovers