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Shire Chainsaw Massacre
Retired [X2] Chaos Halfling

The halflings of the Shire Chainsaw Massacre have vowed that they shall be spending their time on the Bloodbowl pitch spreading blood, gore, entrails and bits of shattered bone across arenas from Cathay to Lustria, from Naggaroth to Tilea, no place shall be left unmarked by the Blood Gods smallest - but arguably, most vicious servants.

<b>Self Imposed Rules;</b>
- The Shire Chainsaw Massacre will always do their utmost to maim, injure or kill your players. They will not hold anything back against your most valued players(and more often than not, specifically target them) aswell as using every trick in the book to shed more blood. This includes everything from crowdpushes to 16-boot salutes with a chainsaw.

- The Shire Chainsaw Massacre will only ever replace a dead halfling. Khornate halflings ain't a common thing, not even in the messed up Bloodbowl universe, thus; Any halfling still breathing is fit enough to spill blood in Khorne's name.

-The Shire Chainsaw Massacre will only ever attempt a touchdown if after a touchback places the ball in the hands of a Minotaur. Blitzing their way towards the touchdown zone ...or if there's simply no opposing players left on the pitch ...or with a throw team mate when there's no opposing players near enough to hurt.

<b><font color="red">Sacrifices to Khorne:</font></b>

<img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/304737.jpg"> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7184115"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/294044.jpg"></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7298113"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/297091.jpg"></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7298126"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/297091.jpg"></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7245989"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/294043.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7226169"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/297210.jpg" /></a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=player&player_id=7225338"><img src="http://fumbbl.com/teams/297091.jpg" /></a>

<b><font color="red">Injuries distributed:</font></b>

Niggles: VII
Armor Drops: I
Movement Drops: III
Agility Drops:
Strength Drops: I

Minotaur Touchdowns: II

<b>History of Cleaned Pitches:</b>

<a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2938644">Shattered Moon Tribe(Goblin)</a> <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2899323">Got Gnome(Gnome)</a>, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&op=view&id=2910294"> Muffin's Revenge(Vampire)</a>, <a href="http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=2911024">My Druchii Romance(Dark Elf)</a>
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Karmoon
Chaos Spawn
6 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Piling On, +MA
   15 0 1 0 10 1 28/ 200k
(155)k
  
2
Danceman
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Piling On, Guard
   15 0 1 0 11 1 30/ 200k
(145)k
  
3
Arklite
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   14 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(15)k
  
4
Alzer
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   15 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(15)k
  
5
Fenrix
Head Carver
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff
Dirty Player
   12 0 0 0 0 3 15/ 90k
(20)k
  
6
Riptor Reloaded
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 35k
(15)k
  
7
Second Comming of Zubus
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 35k
(15)k
  
8
Return of Archon Farseer Guy
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(15)k
  
9
Da Mighty Camel Mark II
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(15)k
  
10
Storm Maiden
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 n 13 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(13)k
  
11
Swntzu's Revenge
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(15)k
  
12
Yet Another Jaffar Hassad
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(15)k
  
13
Slaaneshy
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle, Side Step
   13 0 0 0 4 2 18/ 95k
(15)k
  
14
Svalene
Chaos Halfling
5 2 2 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ag, m 13 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(0)k
  
15
Gingerninja
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 35k
(15)k
  
16
No1cafeh
Chaos Halfling
5 3 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+ST, Side Step
   12 0 0 0 3 2 16/ 115k
(45)k
  
15 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: KaiserZeppelins Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1580k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:15 (2/5/8) |TD Diff:-12 (2 - 14) |Cas Diff:19 (33/16/9 - 19/10/10)
Last Opponent: Shattered Moon Tribe