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The Oxford Ladies Club meet weekly to discuss books, recipes, knitting patterns, and new methods for harming opponents.


<b>Recipe of the Week - Simple Scones</b>
After a tough match the ladies love nothing more than hot scones, with fresh cream from farmer Peabody's dairy.

* 2 cups all-purpose flour
* 1/3 cup sugar
* 1 teaspoon baking powder
* 1/4 teaspoon baking soda
* 1/2 teaspoon salt
* 8 tablespoons unsalted butter, frozen
* 1/2 cup raisins (or dried currants)
* 1/2 cup sour cream
* 1 large egg

Directions
1. Preheat oven to 400 degrees.
2. Mix flour, sugar, baking powder, baking soda and salt.
Grate butter into flour mixture on the large holes of a box grater; use your fingers to work in butter (mixture should resemble coarse meal), then stir in raisins.
*Note: Make sure you clean blood and skin from your hands and particularly from under your nails if you have been gouging at the eyes of Dwarves.
3. In a small bowl, whisk sour cream and egg until smooth.
4. Using a fork, stir sour cream mixture into flour mixture until large dough clumps form.
Use your hands to press the dough against the bowl into a ball.
(The dough will be sticky in places, and there may not seem to be enough liquid at first, but as you press, the dough will come together.)
5. Place on a lightly floured surface and pat into a 7- to 8-inch circle about 3/4-inch thick. Sprinkle with remaining 1 tsp. of sugar.
Use a sharp knife to cut into 8 triangles; place on a cookie sheet (preferably lined with parchment paper), about 1 inch apart.
Bake until golden, about 15 to 17 minutes. Cool for 5 minutes and serve warm or at room temperature.


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<B>Premiership Titles:</B>
T.B.A.

<B>Conference Titles:</B>
T.B.A.

<Centre><B>Regional Titles:
2nd Place Season XXXV

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<B><a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=27646">Stinkers Regional XXXV</a></B>
Good start. The Ladies went their first 10 games without a loss (this includes 4 Trial of Blood games). Played well all season and had 2 hickups - first round draw where I got outbashed by the eventual last place team (their only points for the season.... they lost all other games); and the last round loss where the dice were firmly against the ladies.
Final result was 2nd place with 4w, 1d, 1l (7TD for, 5 against (3 in last game); 13 cas for, 6 against).
The OFC accounted for 2 of the 4 equal top casualties in this season with 4 each to Felicia and Constance.

<B><a href="http://swl.kicks-ass.org/swl/tournament.php?p_id=xxxxx">Manfred's Funeral Gala Conference League XXXVI</a></B>
Disastrous season of 1 win and 1 tie. Played 5 of 7 games at 51SPP or more against and the team just couldnt compete......
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<table border="1" cellspacing="0"><thead><tr class="odd"><th colspan="100%">Player Awards</th></tr></thead><!--<br />
--><tbody><tr><th>Premier</th><td><!--<br />
--><table><thead></thead><tbody><tr><td></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr><!--<br />
--><tr><th>Conference</th><td><!--<br />
--><table><thead></thead><tbody><tr><td></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr><!--<br />
--><tr><th>Regional</th><td><!--<br />
--><table><thead></thead><tbody><tr><td></td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table><br />
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New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Alice Turlington
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Guard, Mighty Blow
   18 1 3 0 2 1 19/31 130k
(90+40)k
  
2
Felicia Edelstone-Blythe
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard
   18 0 1 1 8 2 31/51 150k
(90+60)k
  
3
Constance Weatherington
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard
   18 0 3 0 12 1 38/51 150k
(90+60)k
  
4
Charmaine "Nana" Wigney
Koka Kalim Blitzer
6 3 3 7
Block, Dodge
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
5
Marjoram Marbles
Piranha Warrior Catcher
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Bianca Morales
Piranha Warrior Catcher
6 3 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Diving Tackle
   17 0 1 0 0 2 13/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
7
Gladys Thomas
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   18 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
8
Elizabeth Montbatten
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Dirty Player
   18 0 3 0 1 2 21/31 90k
(50+40)k
  
9
Tanya Joyce
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Marjorie Bigglestone-Briggs
Tribal Linewoman
6 3 3 7
Dodge
Dirty Player
   14 0 3 0 1 0 11/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
11
Gertrude Cruijff
Tribal Linewoman
5 3 4 7
Dodge
+AG
 -ma 17 3 2 0 0 1 14/16 90k
(50+40)k
  
13
Olivia Kiff
Eagle Warrior Thrower
6 3 3 7
Dodge, Pass
Sure Hands
   10 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
12 players  
Coach: gregory_n_white Re-Rolls (100k): 4  
Race: Amazon Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1460k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1460k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:18 (9/3/6) |TD Diff:4 (26 - 22) |Cas Diff:10 (18/12/9 - 16/7/6)
Last Opponent: Stalind's White Stallions