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Southfarthing Pie Bakers
P [R] Halfling

The Southfarthing Pie Baker's were formed after the founder, Merrimac Southfarming earnt a small fortune when he began to export the famous Southfarthing Potato, Carrot, Leek & Stout Pie. He decided to invest his monies into creating the now infamous Halfling Team, and so began their climb to the Blood Bowl.

Match Reports:
First Game was against the newly founded Dark Elf team, ActofGod III, who were quite looking forward to squishing the Halflings, if not just cutting them up abit. But this overconfidence was to be there undoing, for after some fleet footed posing towards the end of the second half, the Dark Elves dropped the ball just prior to the Pie Baker's endzone just as the half time whistle blew. The home team began to celebrate as they had completed their first half ever of Blood Bowl and no-one was dead (although there were one or nine bloody noses). The second half was more shocking, for not only did the Halfling's score, they managed to give the Dark Elves a slap or two on the way, resulting in only seven of them coming out for the resultant kick off. A great game, no casualty's and a 1-0 win for the Southfarthing Pie Bakers.
Second Game was against Angelos al Fuego, a human team. The halflings were thoroughly outsclassed and lost the game 4-2. However there were some crowd pleasing moments, most notably the throw made by Long Root, where he hurled Stunty McShortarse to within two yards of the endzone, and Stunty went on to score his first TD for the team. The real crowd pleasing moment came when Paladin Woodman got smashed into the ground. Fortunately this saved the team several crowns in burial costs, as he looked quite peaceful in the hole created by him being pumelled into the pitch.
Third game against Grobe Horde was a disappointing loss with a score of 3-0 against the much stronger Orcs. However there were some bright sparks amongst the team of little fella's, most notibly Root Belegdhand one of the teams treemen. He smashed the Orc teams troll into the ground, killing it instantly, although and instant later the troll was breathing again due to its regenerate skill. But the big bad troll Torak will still miss the Orc teams next match. Stunty led from the front again, and came with a hare's whisker of scoring at the end of the first half, but the smell of food from a vending cart in the stands distracted the little guy, and the whislte blew ending the half. In the second, two quick Orc TD's sealed the result, and the Halflings walked off with injuires to Bilbo Twofoot and Perru Piemaker, both of which will miss the next game.
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Long Stalk Theninorn
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
2
Root Belegdhand
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Guard
   5 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 140k
(120+20)k
  
3
Shorty McStunty
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
4
Gerontius Goodchild
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 1 0 0 2/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
Samwise Goodchild
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Arsey Mc Shorty
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(0)k
  
7
Bilbo Twofoot
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(0)k
  
8
Balba Southfarthing
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
Merimac Grubb
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
Gaffer Westfarthing
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Wilcome Weaver
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
12
Lotho Ferryman
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
13
Drogo Sackville
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
14
Bingo Proudfoot
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
15
Perri Piemaker
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
16
Gribbo Grubbins
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
14 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: MattyMatt Re-Rolls (120k): 5  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1110k (±170) Assistant Coaches: 3  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 4  
Team Value: 1170k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (1/0/4) |TD Diff:-9 (3 - 12) |Cas Diff:-16 (3/2/0 - 13/6/2)
Last Opponent: Stinking Kadavers