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Skills Pending [X] Undead

If there's one thing everyone knows about coach Jack Hammer, its that when he takes charge, people die. Known globally for being able to take the most rocksteady team, and allow their best players to be systematically torn to pieces, he must surely have one of the worst death records in the Old World.

Whilst reviewing Hammers' management of Lizardman teams, Spike magazine says:
"Who put this clown in charge? I've never seen so many dead Saurus. Only hire this guy if you want your players to DIE!"

Not one to be perturbed by the critics, Hammer has now taken on a new enterprise: A team consisting of players who are already dead. Nice one Jack....
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bones Jackson
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(50)k
  
2
Johnny Crash
Wight
6 3 3 8
Block, Regenerate
   1 0 2 0 1 1 13/6 90k
(50)k
  
3
Franky Steiner
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 110k
(70)k
  
4
Joe Slant
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(70)k
  
5
Dieter Skin-Eater
Ghoul
7 3 3 7
Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(55)k
  
6
Vinnie Shallowgrave
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
7
Hank Grimes
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(0)k
  
8
Charlie Unstable
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
9
Jan Heesourman
Skeleton
5 3 2 7
Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
10
Half-A-Job Sandford
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
 m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(0)k
  
11
Rocksteady Tim
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
12
Brains Kopfman
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
13
Jimmy Gore
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regenerate
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(15)k
  
11 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Jackhammer59 Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Undead Fan Factor: 8  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 50k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 940k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:1 (0/1/0) |TD Diff:0 (2 - 2) |Cas Diff:-1 (2/0/1 - 2/2/0)
Last Opponent: Names of the Law