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Low Riding Bruces
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The Low Riding Bruces, were never expected to win a game of blood bowl. They were made up by a bunch of utterly retarded losers, who all had been excluded by their society because of their uselessness. These men ganged together, forming the low riding bruces. They expected that, on the blood boowl pitch they would succede. But they were so so wrong...
Never have a newely formed blood bowl team failed like "The bruces" did. The leader of the pack was the dummest of them all - "Sweinsteiger The Rock" this ogre is the most useless player that have ever set his feet in this world, and on a blood bowl pitch. He set the standards of the team, and the result speaks for itself, "The Bruces" first seven matches all enden in defeat. The reason for this was mainly Sweinsteigers thirst for beer, he made the entire team compete in his "Beer olympics of madness" as he called them. He insisted that they the team competet in these games before every match and when the whistle for kick off sounded, the team was completely and utterly blasted...
But one day when "The Bruces" was about to play the dark elf team "De Lyssky" it happend... "Sweinsteiger fell asleep just after the kick off. The team had drugged the ogres beer and they had all fooled him by not drinking the beer he had given to them. In this match "The Bruces" won their on and only game of blood bowl while Sweinsteiger slept, they scored four td's an epic achievement for this team. But Sweinsteiger was furious...
He demanded that the headcoach fired the entire team for their betrail. But head coach Poppogrunt didn't. The ogre swore that he would get his revenge sooner or later...
Before a game against a dwarven team, he boobytraped the star catcher Jon Bon speedys boots. he had by himself scored three of the td's in the winnig match. The catcher died, and everything went back to normal. nobody dared to oppose the ogre and the team bagan loosing again. Nobody knows if "The Bruces" will ever win another match, but one thing is sure "Sweinsteiger The Rock" lives on and you can still hear him singing in the dugout before every match drinking in his "Beer Olympics of Madness"...
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
John Sour Feet
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Tackle
   16 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 110k
(120)k
  
2
Baron Magriel
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Tackle
   10 0 1 0 1 2 15/16 110k
(120)k
  
3
Gunter the rock
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Tackle, Guard
   16 0 1 0 5 3 28/31 130k
(140)k
  
4
Hermann Von Minsk
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Strip Ball
   16 0 2 0 4 0 14/16 110k
(120)k
  
5
Sveinsteiger the rock
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Big Guy, Bone Head, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team Mate
Block, Tackle
   16 0 0 0 7 2 24/31 180k
(131)k
  
6
Lohman the carpenter
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   16 0 0 1 1 2 14/16 70k
(70)k
  
7
Don Flink
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   16 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 70k
(70)k
  
8
Watch out Wesley
Lineman
6 3 4 8
+AG
   14 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 90k
(90)k
  
9
Snej Ttoram the coward
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   15 2 0 0 1 2 14/16 70k
(70)k
  
10
Tony Toupe
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Accurate, Side Step, Dump Off
   16 19 1 0 1 2 34/51 140k
(155)k
  
12
Dino von Gobo
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
   7 1 2 0 0 0 7/16 90k
(125)k
  
13
Vince Bombadino
Catcher
9 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
+MA
   4 2 2 1 0 0 10/16 100k
(123)k
  
14
Frank Floating
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   2 1 1 0 0 0 4/6 70k
(85)k
  
13 players  
Coach: Poppogrunt Re-Rolls (100k): 5  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 0k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1710k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:16 (1/3/12) |TD Diff:-15 (16 - 31) |Cas Diff:-4 (13/9/2 - 13/10/5)
Last Opponent: Lusty Lizards