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Feral Teabaggers
Retired [L] Norse

The Teabaggers are an NWL League team.

Season 20, Stone Boot Division: Finished the season 2-5-0 as the Feral Berserkers. Some may think thats respectable. This coach thinks otherwise.

Season 21 Stone Boot Division: Finished 1-3-4: Following this seasons utterly pathetic performance, the Feral Berserkers officially changed their team name to the Feral Teabaggers. Because they suck balls.

Season 22 Brass Balls Division: 4-1-0 with a couple forfeits thrown in. The Teabaggers finally punch their ticket to Premier!

Season 23 Premier: A pathetic 3-1-5 showing nets the Teabaggers a demotion back to
Veteran. The big boys are too much for this fledgling franchise.

Season 24 Eastern Conference: An outstanding 8-1-0 season proves to everyone that the Teabaggers belong in the Premier Division.

Season 25 Premier: A solid 6-1-1 record earns the Teabaggers the 3rd spot in the standings. But...there were NINE games on the schedule! The Teabaggers won a match due to a forfeit...but due to the NWL's antiquated foreit rules, the forfeit didn't count as a win (and thus 0 vs. 3 standings points). And therefore the Premier Championship was denied to the Teabaggers and handed to the Savage Slings. But we're not bitter. Really.

Season 26 Premier: Finishing 3-1-3 and 3rd place wasn't what the team had hoped for, but 3rd place kept them in Premier for next season.

Season 27 Premier: Another lackluster season (2-3-2) has the front office seriously considering a wholesale sacking of injured players and a new coach. Do the Teabaggers even really belong in the Premier Division?
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Grg Slime-maw
Snow Troll
4 5 1 8
Claw, Disturbing Presence, Frenzy, Loner, Wild Animal
Block, Mighty Blow, Guard
 -ma 45 0 0 0 21 1 47/ 210k
(140+70)k
  
2
Artur Bloodhowl
Ulfwerenar
6 4 2 8
Frenzy
Guard, Block, Dodge, Break Tackle
   70 0 5 0 13 6 71/ 200k
(110+90)k
  
3
Ulli Deathbringer
Ulfwerenar
6 4 2 8
Frenzy
Block, Mighty Blow, Guard
   21 0 1 0 11 3 40/ 170k
(110+60)k
  
4
Gerken Burgolsson
Berserker
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Mighty Blow
   7 0 1 0 1 1 10/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
5
Horgart Hullspike
Berserker
6 3 3 7
Block, Frenzy, Jump Up
Tackle
   7 1 3 0 0 1 15/ 110k
(90+20)k
  
7
Skurl Burnteye
Catcher
8 3 3 7
Block, Dauntless
Dodge, Sure Hands, +MA, Side Step, Kick-Off Return
 m 51 1 32 0 7 2 121/ 200k
(0)k
  
8
Garm Sharpbeak
Thrower
6 4 2 8
Block, Pass
+ST, Guard, Dodge, +AV
 -ag 45 3 6 0 5 4 51/ 210k
(70+140)k
  
10
Yuli Yakrider
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
Tackle
   14 0 1 0 3 0 9/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
11
Furgus Nailbiter
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Shivers
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   13 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
14
Krall Icebiter
Lineman
5 3 3 7
Block
Dirty Player, Kick, Fend
 -ma 33 1 1 0 3 5 35/ 110k
(50+60)k
  
15
Derk Halfnose
Lineman
5 3 3 7
Block
Tackle
 -ma 16 0 0 1 3 1 13/ 70k
(50+20)k
  
16
Harg the Hater
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Block
   22 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
12 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Sigmar1 Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Norse Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1700k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 800k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1900k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:77 (37/22/18) |TD Diff:38 (109 - 71) |Cas Diff:69 (139/63/29 - 75/65/22)
Last Opponent: Dark Woods of the Wastes