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[B] Ministry of Silly Walks
Retired [B] Human

http://www.montypython.net/scripts/silywalk.php

CA diff is becoming a problem at the Ministry so we're researching walks where the leading foot describes a brisk arc exceeding thorax altitude, ideally offering reduced mandible protrusion and load bearing leg occlusion of exposed private parts.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
2
Mr Pudey
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow
   10 0 1 0 0 3 18/ 130k
(90+40)k
  
4
Brian Trubshawe IV
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 90k
(90+0)k
  
5
Mrs Two-Lumps
Thrower
6 3 3 8
Pass, Sure Hands
Block
   11 5 0 0 0 1 10/ 90k
(70+20)k
  
7
La Marche Futile
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Guard
   11 0 3 0 1 2 21/ 110k
(60+50)k
  
8
Le Marché Commun
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block
   11 1 2 0 1 1 14/ 80k
(60+20)k
  
9
La Marche Yard-Sale
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
   1 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 60k
(60+0)k
  
10
No 10 Ambling St
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard
   6 0 0 0 5 0 10/ 160k
(140+20)k
  
14
Guv Backing
Lineman
6 3 3 7
Guard
 -av, m 10 0 2 0 0 1 11/ 80k
(0)k
  
15
L.F. Aerial Half
Lineman
6 3 3 8   11 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
16
Not Silly Right Leg
Lineman
6 3 3 8   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
17
Julius Darktree
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
18
Howard Weakhammer
Journeyman Lineman
6 3 3 8
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 50k
(50+0)k
  
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: Diced Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1190k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 0k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1270k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:11 (5/0/6) |TD Diff:-2 (15 - 17) |Cas Diff:-8 (6/8/2 - 12/9/3)
Last Opponent: Dull, to the point