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Da Squigling Shop of Horrorz
Roster [R] Goblin

Amongst the fifteen oldest Goblin teams in the Ranked Divison.
Competing in the FUMBBL Rich List.

Originating from the Jolly Woods in the region of the Old World known as the Untidy States of Amorica, Da Squigling Shop of Horrorz is a travelling company, playing Blood Bowl matches wherever they go. Being chased by debt collectors due to an experiment gone wrong (involving a very vicious and hungry Squigling), they try to generate enough cash to ensure they can one day return to their home again, without having to worry that if they do not pay attention, a blunt or spiked or sharp weapon will find its way into their backs...

The original Da Squigling Shop of Horrorz team members



NOTE: Yes, I am a picker. I do not set this team up against every opponent, just because we have an equal team value. When I see loads of block and tackle combinations or a (claw)pomb-er in your team, a Stunty team will never going to be equal to your team. On the other hand, if you wish to take a bit of a challenge and are willing to face the possibility of taking on some bribed secret weapons or a hired star, then I'm certainly open to suggestions.

Obituary





Project 'Goblin All-Star'
The challenge is to create a Goblin that can compete to become the Goblin All-Star of all time. So far, various attempts have been made (ending with a 'Splat!' as result), but basically the Goblin with the highest amount of starplayer points has to prove they can lead the time to great(er) heights.

Best All-Time results up to this date
Dmax Foulsteel: MA7 ST2 AG4 AV7 Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Sure Feet, Sprint with 5 completions, 18 touchdowns and 4 Most Valuable Player awards for 79 Star Player Points

Moresb Darkshadow: MA6 ST2 AG4 AV7 Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Side Step, Sure Feet, Sprint with 6 completions, 8 touchdowns, 1 interception, 1 casualty and 5 Most Valuable Player awards for 59 Star Player Points

Knoxg Stonebone: MA6 ST3 AG3 AV7 Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Jump Up, Sprint with 5 completions, 6 touchdowns, 10 casualties and 2 Most Valuable Player awards for 53 Star Player Points

Best current result
Dtum Irontongue: MA6 ST2 AG4 AV7 Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty, Wrestle, Strip Ball, Jump Up, Sure Feet with 46 completions, 14 touchdowns, 4 casualties and 5 Most Valuable Player awards for 121 Star Player Points


Hall of Fame and Records

165 Xbemad Greattwiser (Troll)
121 Dtum Irontongue (Goblin)
92 Tdug Dreadyell (Fanatic) / Mzabk Damnchaos (Troll)
79 Dmax Foulsteel (Goblin) - dead
59 Moresb Darkshadow (Goblin) - dead
18 Dmax Foulsteel (Goblin) - dead
14 Dtum Irontongue (Goblin)
8 Moresb Darkshadow (Goblin) - dead
7 Skutn Ironarse (Pogoer) - dead
6 Knoxg Stonebone (Goblin) - dead
46 Dtum Irontongue (Goblin)
16 Skutn Ironarse (Pogoer) - dead
6 Moresb Darkshadow (Goblin) - dead
5 Dmax Foulsteel (Goblin) / Knoxg Stonebone (Goblin) - dead
1 one retired Pogoer and a big bunch of dead Goblins
2 Skog Metalbreaker (Goblin) - RIP / Skutn Ironarse (Pogoer) - RIP / Buxotk Darkbelch (Goblin) - RIP
1 Moresb Darkshadow (Goblin) - RIP / Mnokeg Ironshred (Goblin) - retired
70 Xbemad Greattwiser (Troll)
36 Mzabk Damnchaos (Troll)
26 Tdug Dreadyell (Fanatic)
11 Tugarn Ironbone (Troll) - RIP
10 Knoxg Stonebone (Goblin) - RIP
9 Ratukb Metaldeath (Looney)
8 Tdug Dreadyell (Fanatic)
6 Max Metalfire (Goblin) - RIP
5 Xbemad Greattwiser (Troll) / Moresb Darkshadow (Goblin) - RIP / Dtum Irontongue (Goblin)
4 Mzabk Damnchaos (Troll) / Dmax Foulsteel (Goblin) / Sgex Damnyell (Goblin) / Rbext Stonecleaver (Bombardier) - RIP / Mnokeg Ironshred (Goblin) - retired
97 Xbemad Greattwiser (Troll)
96 Tdug Dreadyell (Fanatic)
95 Ratukb Metaldeath (Looney)
73 Mzabk Damnchaos (Troll)
71 Dtum Irontongue (Goblin)
709 Xbemad Greattwiser (Troll)
448 Mzabk Damnchaos (Troll)
367 Tdug Dreadyell (Fanatic)
202 Ratukb Metaldeath (Looney)
151 Knoxg Stonebone (Goblin) - RIP
12 Ratukb Metaldeath (Looney) / Mnokeg Ironshred (Goblin) - retired
9 Bted Bigtooth (Goblin) - retired
5 Dmax Foulsteel (Goblin) / Zexasr Giantgibber (Goblin) / Gxezud Bigkiller (Goblin) - RIP / Genx Madyell (Goblin) - retired
4 Moresb Darkshadow (Goblin) - RIP / Zuk Giantlaugh (Goblin) - RIP / Name Ser Madblade (Goblin) - RIP
3 Rakozt Giantbeast (Goblin) / Medans Greattracker (Goblin) / Kon Ironmurder (Goblin) / Zganed Greatcutter (Goblin) - RIP / Brutos Ironhand (Goblin) - RIP
165 Dtum Irontongue (Goblin)
42 Skutn Ironarse (Pogoer) - RIP
25 Moresb Darkshadow (Goblin) - RIP
23 Dmax Foulsteel (Goblin) / Nux Greatstalker (Pogoer) - retired
12 Knoxg Stonebone (Goblin) - RIP
516 Dtum Irontongue (Goblin)
364 Dmax Foulsteel (Goblin) / Skutn Ironarse (Pogoer) - RIP
162 Moresb Darkshadow (Goblin) - RIP
115 Knoxg Stonebone (Goblin) - RIP
100 Nux Greatstalker (Pogoer) - retired


Result tracker
MatchesRecordTDsCAS
0-509/3/3841 - 11164/48/12 - 117/23/10
51-603/1/613 - 249/6/1 - 19/5/4
61-700/1/99 - 3210/9/3 - 34/10/2
71-801/0/910 - 3111/7/2 - 27/3/0
81-900/0/1010 - 2810/15/2 - 25/7/2
91-1003/0/75 - 2113/9/1 - 28/4/10
101-1100/0/00 - 00/0/0 - 0/0/0


Statistics and Honours


Streaks

Winning: 2 • unbeaten: 2 • without win: 20 • losing: 20

Top Results

Highest win: 4-3 • highest loss: 3-5 • most combined touchdowns: 8
Most casualties inflicted: 9 • most casualties suffered: 8 • most combined casualties: 14
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Xbemad Greattwiser
Troll
4 6 1 10
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Juggernaut, Break Tackle, Guard, +AV, +ST
   99 0 0 0 71 5 167/176 250k
(110+140)k
  
2
Mzabk Damnchaos
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Break Tackle, Guard, Block, Grab, Dodge
   75 0 0 0 37 5 99/176 230k
(110+120)k
  
3
Tdug Dreadyell
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Multiple Block, Mighty Blow, Grab, Guard, Stand Firm
   98 0 0 0 26 8 92/176 170k
(70+100)k
  
4
Bzerom Bigmaw
Pogoer
7 2 3 7
Dodge, Leap, Stunty, Very Long Legs
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
5
Guzomr Bigmouth
Bomma
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   33 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Ratukb Metaldeath
Looney
6 2 3 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
Dodge, Jump Up, Side Step
   97 0 0 0 1 9 47/51 100k
(40+60)k
  
7
Duzatr Evilbelch
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Rakozt Giantbeast
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   32 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Kner Madscream IX
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Xekd Ironrant
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Zuresg Foulshade
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Dnetb Stonejeer
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   9 0 2 0 0 1 11/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
13
Brutos Ironhand III
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Kon Ironmurder
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   51 1 1 0 0 2 14/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
15
Dtum Irontongue
Goblin
6 2 4 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Wrestle, +AG, Strip Ball, Jump Up, Sure Feet
   73 46 15 0 4 5 124/176 180k
(40+140)k
  
15 players  
Coach: SkavenLordVinshqueek Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1720k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1720k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:100 (16/5/79) |TD Diff:-160 (88 - 248) |Cas Diff:-96 (117/94/21 - 250/50/28)
Last Opponent: Inzane