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Saardis Vaarn's Scary Vixens
P [R] Chaos Renegade

Starting off on the right foot, Saardis Vaarn and his loyal troupe of followers won a solid victory over the ogres and snotlings of Sex Bomb-obs (http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3293657). Saardis likes to set a good example as team captain, personally slaying an ogre (apo fail) and inflicting another cas as well. A very successful outing, and the Vixens look forward to many more fun-filled wins.

Win #2 in a rough match for Coach Garnak's Fermentation Flings (http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3294478). Bully thundered through one treeman in turn one, breaking his jaw and setting the tone for a strong Vixens performance throughout. Thanks to Nuffle, who blessed our dice with many POWs in the first half, giving a numbers advantage that the Flings couldn't overcome. Kudos/jeers to captain Saardis, who scored a TD but apparently was tired afterward, and spent almost all of the second half taking a nice nap in the dugout. Managed to get to 5 skill rolls--all normal, save Saardis' double.

The Vixens come back to earth versus a spunky "Chaos Dwarf" team made up of Hobgoblins and a Minotaur. Coach Cloggy's summary is spot on: http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3296719. Basically, neither of us could catch a break, but the greater mental lapses that ended up costing us the game were all on me. Saardis rightly complains to the media post-game about whether the coach's head was in the game consistently...

Game Four is a sad one for the Vixens, less because we lost 3-1 to a well-coached Human team (http://fumbbl.com/FUMBBL.php?page=match&id=3299200) as we had opportunities if Nuffle had cast the dice another way, but sad because in T16 we lost beloved Lindsay Bad, who had a CAS in the game and almost a TD before her untimely death. The Vixens vow revenge on the 12ers and look forward to taking another swipe at Coach Ludovicious' boys--the apo may not save their ogre from Bully next time!
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Saardis Vaarn
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Dodge
   5 0 2 0 3 0 12/16 80k
(50+30)k
  
2
Bully
Minotaur
5 5 2 8
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
Guard
   5 0 0 0 4 1 13/16 170k
(150+20)k
  
3
Furry Love
Renegade Skaven Lineman
7 3 3 7
Animosity
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
4
Minka
Renegade Dark Elf Lineman
6 3 4 8
Animosity
Dodge
   5 1 1 0 1 1 11/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
5
Angel
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
6
Roxy
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
7
Maleena
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard
   5 1 0 0 0 1 6/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
8
Krazy Kate
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8
Block
   4 1 1 0 1 0 6/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
9
Gina
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Hoss
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 140k
(140+0)k
  
11
Little Jo
Renegade Human Lineman
5 3 3 8 -ma 4 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Tickles
Renegade Goblin
6 2 3 7
Animosity, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Sienna
Renegade Human Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
13 players  
Coach: CavSgtBob Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Renegade Fan Factor: 2  
Current Team Value: 1240k (±190) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1240k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (2/0/3) |TD Diff:-3 (5 - 8) |Cas Diff:5 (11/2/2 - 7/2/1)
Last Opponent: Texas Brewers