The Rotters have had enough

After serving on the frontline soaking up pain to spare the expensive players and doing the much needed dirty work of fouling, roughly 40 Rotters has past thru the team rooster. Uncertain employment, no pension plan or healtcare system like the players whom got the privilege of regen. To make things worse the hard workering Rotters of the team get pulled back in to play over and over, not even death is a way out. If you joined the team from another coach you are only there untill you service is not needed a.k.a get inuried or die. Hell some players has just been left after game without a "thanks for playing but we aint got room for you in the team". Yesterdays incident just fired the Rotters in to wild strike and none showed up for todays practis. What happened was that Andreas Baader picked up the wrong jersey no 10, which belongs to one of the few respected Rotters, Friedrich Engels, after they both got killed in wendsdays bloodbath against "Run-Amuck". Rosa Parks won the game but lost 3 Rotters and the fireing of Andreas Baader whom later was re-hired as no 12 was just to much for the Rotters. Jens Bjørneboe the spokesman for the Rotters Union has put up a list of demands from the members and before they are met no Rotter will play. He also warned the coach that any atempt to try and play by hireing scabs will result in violence and lots of it. Later this evening after a short meating with the team's coach and captain, Vlademir Lenin, an agreement was met. They all agreed that the Rotters had been treated porly and that everybody in the team should get equal wage, a sum of money if you get inuried and can't keep playing for the team and in the case of death a larger sum will be paid to their families. No sum was mentioned but they said that "now even dying doesn't sound so bad anymore". But the breaking news is that if a Warrior or Rotter dies he or she re-joins the team as a Rotter and a Rotter climbs up the laddder. This all seems fair and coach Shakall said he would present a list of candidates to step up at next vacancy. To make this unbiased he will choose after to criteria, the fans vote for MVP and the number of fouls made in career. Those to are usually closely linked according to the coach.