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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BwuSRXf7r9g --------------------------------SPANISH----------------------------------------- - Joder Morao, estos vampiros son una pasada tío, nos hubiéramos conformado con cualquier vampiro con blodge, ¿verdad?, y va y nos saca estos auténticos vampiros de gourmet sin dudarlo. ¿Qué skill es ésta? - Déjalo ya Diego. - ¿El qué? - No necesito que me digas lo buenos que son los jodidos vampiros. Los juego yo, ya sé que son cojonudos. Si otros juegan vampiros, juegan caca. Yo tengo estos vampiros para que al jugarlos hagan algo. ¿Pero sabes lo que me preocupa ahora mismo? No son los vampiros de mi equipo. Es el thrall exangüe de mi banquillo. - Morao... - No, no, no necesito que me digas nada, contesta solo a ésto: cuando te plantaste aquí ¿leiste algún cartel frente a mi casa que dijese carroña thrall? - Morao, sabes que no hay ningún cartel... - ¿Leiste algún cartel frente a mi casa que dijese carroña thrall? - No... ninguno. - ¿Sabes por qué no viste ese cartel? - ¿...por qué? - ¡Porque no lo hay! ¡¡Recolectar thralls muertos no es mi puto negocio, por eso!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Diego: ¿Qué coño ha pasado? Joder macho Victor: Ah mierda.. He, he puesto a "payaso" en la LOS. - ¿Por qué coño lo has hecho? - No lo he hecho a propósito, ha sido un accidente. - He visto cantidad de mierda en mi vida, pero esto... - Tranqui hombre, ha sido un accidente, tal vez... hubo un bug o algo asi... - Oye, oye, el cliente no ha tenido ningún puto bug. - Oye tío, mi intención no era poner ahí a ese hijo de puta, no, no se como hice missclick. - Pues mira toda esta jodida mierda, estamos en la LOS y rodeados de CLAWPOMB. - No me, no me lo puedo creer. - Pues creetelo cabronazo, tenemos que sacar a ese trhall de la LOS, los CLAWPOMB suelen fijarse en los thralls con -AV +AG +2MV y Blodge que están a tiro de POW. - Hay que llevarlo, hay que llevarlo a un lugar de confianza, eso es todo. - Esto es la LOS, Victor, los vampiros no tienen lugares de confianza. - ¡Bueno Diego, este jodido mayor no es el mio! - Mierda. - ¿Qué coño haces? - Mover a Stern desde la banda. - ¿Dónde está la banda? - En un lateral de campo, lejos de la LOS y los bashers. Como a Stern le de el bloodlust no se que puñetas vamos a hacer, porque ya no me quedan más vampiros cerca. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- La noche del partido puede que sientas una ligera punzada, será el blood lust que intenta joderte. ¡A la mierda el blood lust! El blood lust solo hace daño. No te ayuda jamas. Lucha contra esa mierda, porque dentro de un año, cuando estés gozando con la FUMBBL Cup, te dirás a ti mismo: "Morao tenía razón". ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Peinad el campo entero hasta encontrar al clawpomb. Si ese enano del caos aparece en el suelo, quiero a un thrall con DP escondido en la hierba para que le meta una bota en el culo -----------------------------ENGLISH-------------------------------------------- - Mmmm! Goddamn, Morao! These are some serious gourmet vampires! Usually, I would be happy with some old blodge vampires right, but he springs this serious GOURMET vampires on us! What skill is this? - Knock it off, Diego. - What? - I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my vampires are, okay? I'm the one who plays them. I know how good they are. When other people plays vampires they play SHIT. I play the gourmet expensive vampires because when I play them I want them to do something. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the vampires on my team, it's the dead thrall in my bench. - Oh, Morao, don't even worry about that... - No, No, No, No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead thrall Storage"? - Morao, you know I ain't seen no... - Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead thrall Storage"? - No. I didn't. - You know WHY you didn't see that sign? - Why? - 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead thralls ain't my fucking business, that's why! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Diego: What the fuck's happening, man? Ah, shit man! Victor: Oh man, I put "Payaso" in the LOS. - Why the fuck did you do that! - Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident! - Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time... - Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. The client probably had a a bug or something. - Hey, the client didn't had no motherfucking bug! - Hey, look man, I didn't mean to put the son of a bitch in the LOS. I... I missclick. I don't know why. - Well look at this fucking mess, man. We're on the LOS and surrounded by CLAWPOMB! - I don't believe it. - Well believe it now, motherfucker! We gotta get this thrall off the LOS! You know the CLAWPOMB tend to notice thralls with -AV +AG +2MV Blodge who are in the LOS - Just take it to a friendly place, that's all. - This is the LOS, Victor. Vamps ain't got no friendly places in the LOS. - Well Diego, this ain't my fucking major, man! - Shit! - What you doin'? - I'm calling Stern, my best vamp. He is in the sideline. - Where's the sideline? - It's just on the side of the pitch, away from the bashers. If Stern's ass goes Bloodlust, I don't know what the fuck we're going to do, man. 'Cause I ain't got no other vamps around. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Night of the match, you might feel a slight sting. That's blood lust fuckin' with you. Fuck blood lust! Blood lust only hurts, it never helps. You fight through that shit. 'Cause a year from now, when you kicking it with the FUMBBL Cup, you gonna say to yourself, "Morao was right." -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I'm prepared to scour the pitch for that Clawpobm. If that Chaos Dwarf goes to the grond, I want a DP thrall hiding in the grass ready to pop a boot in his ass. |
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| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| 1 |
Vampire
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6 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration Block, Dodge, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Pro, Side Step |
76 | 4 | 12 | 0 | 63 | 7 | Legend 201 |
230k
(110+120)k |
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| 2 |
Vampire
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6 | 5 | 5 | 8 | Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration +AG, +ST, Dodge, Block, Sure Hands |
77 | 28 | 32 | 0 | 9 | 1 | 147/176 | 260k
(110+150)k |
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| 3 |
Vampire
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6 | 5 | 5 | 8 | Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration +ST, +AG, Dodge, Block, Leap |
73 | 26 | 33 | 1 | 17 | 1 | 166/176 | 260k
(110+150)k |
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| 4 |
Thrall
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 5 |
Thrall
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 6 |
Vampire
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6 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration Dodge, Wrestle, Strip Ball |
18 | 2 | 10 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 40/51 | 170k
(110+60)k |
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| 7 |
Thrall
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Kick, Dirty Player, Block |
68 | 1 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 7 | 43/51 | 100k
(40+60)k |
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| 8 |
Thrall
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Wrestle, Guard |
-st | 18 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 16/31 | 90k
(40+50)k |
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| 9 |
Thrall
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6 | 3 | 4 | 7 | +AG |
5 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 6/16 | 80k
(40+40)k |
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| 10 |
Thrall
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 11 |
Thrall
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Dirty Player, Leader |
35 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 18/31 | 90k
(40+50)k |
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| 12 |
Thrall
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 14 |
Vampire
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5 | 4 | 4 | 8 | Blood Lust, Hypnotic Gaze, Regeneration Dodge, Block, Side Step, Frenzy, Mighty Blow |
-ma | 56 | 3 | 19 | 0 | 15 | 6 | 120/176 | 210k
(110+100)k |
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| Games Played: | 78 (45/15/18) | | | TD Diff: | 57 (151 - 94) | | | Cas Diff: | -32 (109/46/11 - 110/62/26) |
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| Last Opponent: Infinate Improbability Drive | |||||||