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Named after the nasal refuse of their legendary coach, Groggy Stumplegs, the Mean Green Phlegm are a rag tag collection of misfits brought together by their mutual affection for blood, competition and Groggy.

Their charismatic leader can be found stumbling along the sidelines or passed out in the KO box. A goblin with stumps at the knees is hard to miss. A drunken goblin with stumps for knees trying to navigate the sidelines while hooting "instructions" at his charges is another thing entirely.

An unfortunate run-in with a troll cost him his playing career, but not his leadership "skills". He parlayed his misfortune into coaching duties, gathering orcs together with the promise of squishing elves. Under this banner he has "coached" unofficially for some time. No one knows his methods, but the silver tongued gobbo knows how to drink, so he will never be short of dedicated, mindless orcs with a penchant for mayhem.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Thrower
5 3 4 8
Pass, Sure Hands
+AG, Block
  10 8 1 0 0 1 16/31 130k
(70+60)k
 
2
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Guard
  16 1 1 0 4 0 12/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
3
Blitzer
6 3 4 9
Block
+AG, Tackle
  13 0 5 0 0 1 20/31 140k
(80+60)k
 
4
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Jump Up, Juggernaut
  16 0 4 0 3 1 23/31 130k
(80+50)k
 
5
Blitzer
6 3 3 9
Block
Mighty Blow, Juggernaut
  17 0 1 0 10 0 23/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
6
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Guard, Block
  17 0 0 0 0 4 20/31 100k
(50+50)k
 
8
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 1 9
Block, Mighty Blow
-ag 16 0 0 0 6 2 22/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
9
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Block, Mighty Blow, Guard
  17 0 0 0 7 5 39/51 140k
(80+60)k
 
10
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Guard, Block
  17 0 0 0 4 3 23/31 120k
(80+40)k
 
11
Black Orc Blocker
4 4 2 9
Mighty Blow
  16 0 0 0 2 1 9/16 100k
(80+20)k
 
12
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
13
Lineman
5 3 3 9
Kick
  11 0 0 1 0 1 7/16 70k
(50+20)k
 
16
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
  4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 110k
(110+0)k
 
13 players  
Coach: nickcrap Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Orc Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1770k (±510) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 180k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1770k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:17 (5/5/7) |TD Diff:-5 (13 - 18) |Cas Diff:21 (25/9/4 - 12/4/1)
Last Opponent: Squishy wood