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Roster [L] Halfling


beat the meat
fap
flog the log
jack off (US)
jerk off (US)
play pocket pool (UK)
play with oneself
pleasure oneself
service yourself
skeet (Canada)
wank (primarily British)
frig

Hyponyms

flick the bean (female)
jill (female, vulgar, slang)
jill off (female, vulgar, slang)
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Hard Wood
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
2
Shoots and Leaves
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 120k
(120+0)k
  
3
Melvin Monkey-Spanker
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
4
Barry Bishop-Basher
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
Harry Hand-Shandy
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Shaun "Quick" Shufty
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
"Tossing" Tom
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Benny Banker
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
9
Oliver "Beating" Off
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
10
Charlie "Chicken" Choker
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
11
Davie Diddler
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
12
Walter Whacker
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 30k
(30+0)k
  
12 players  
Coach: jamesfarrell129 Re-Rolls (120k): 1  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 0  
Current Team Value: 600k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 400k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 600k Apothecary: No  

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