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Puddles Of Blood
Retired [S] Chaos Halfling


Stan Lee had a dream. He'd had the same dream since he was a very small Halfling.
He wanted to be a Bloodbowl player. Of course all his friends mocked him. I mean, who REALLY wants to risk their life everytime they walk onto the playing field? STAN LEE DID!!!
Now don't get him wrong, he had no death wish. He had been watching the game for as long as he could remember. He got a job in a Tavern as soon as he was old enough, and sometimes a team would come in on their way to a game.
Stan Lee had balls of solid brass! He would ask EVERY team that entered if he could join. Always the same result, The whole team would laugh at him. So one day a Vampire (or so he thought) walks in. Again he asks if he could join his team. Turns out this was no Vampire. This was a Strigoyan Lord!!!
He looked at Stan Lee, Instead of laughing at him, The Lord hit him. He hit him so hard that Stan Lee flew right across the Tavern. He awoke a few hours later.
This was it. He had had enough of all the jeering and mocking and set out to Make his own team.
After 2 years of searching he finally had enough Halflings to create his own team. He tried to get a few games, But no one took 16 Halflings seriously. He came upon a temple one late night and entered. A HUGE form stood over the alter. After an hour of talks, Stan Lee discovered this was in fact a Weird temple dedicated to Khorne, The Blood God. Thinking he had nothing left to lose, Stan Lee prayed at the Alter. He was blessed with a message. "I CAN MAKE YOU FEARED AS A TEAM! JUST TURN TO CHAOS AND I SHALL HELP"
Stan Lee didn't take long to decide. He accepted. As he left he found his "team" outside. 4 were missing. In their place he saw 2 Spawns and 2 Halflings with chainsaws. " Alright guys. Time for
BLOODBOWL!!!!!!!!!!!!!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Son Of Snack Master
Chaos Spawn
3 5 1 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Claw, Tackle, Piling On, Tentacles, Guard
 -ma, -ag, -ma 23 0 0 0 34 2 78/ 290k
(140+150)k
  
2
Sportek
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
 -av 18 0 0 0 4 1 13/ 65k
(35+30)k
  
5
Speef
Chaos Halfling
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block, +MA, Claw
 n 51 0 0 0 11 3 37/ 125k
(35+90)k
  
6
Revenge Of Tank
Chaos Halfling
5 2 2 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ag 9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
7
Little Mr Blood
Chaos Halfling
5 2 2 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ag 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
8
Percy
Chaos Halfling
5 2 5 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step, +AG, Block, +AG, +AV
 n, -av 64 11 11 0 6 8 96/ 185k
(35+150)k
  
10
Spitter
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Piling On
   3 0 0 0 5 0 10/ 170k
(140+30)k
  
11
Flayer
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
12
Screech
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
13
Dasher
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 35k
(35+0)k
  
14
Skin Ripper
Carver
5 1 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Block
 n, -st 10 0 0 0 0 2 10/ 100k
(70+30)k
  
11 players  
Coach: Naru1981 Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 9  
Current Team Value: 1415k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 100k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1415k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:138 (43/36/59) |TD Diff:-31 (136 - 167) |Cas Diff:181 (512/198/80 - 407/141/61)
Last Opponent: TZ gobo