NCBB Team Joined in Season 20
ANNOUNCEMENT
Karak University 36 39 42 45 Sham Howston Ratz 37 40 43 46 Zhar Nagarund Mountaineers 38 41 44 47
Season 39 saw Coach Xeterog receive a much needed vacation and the team withdrew from the schedule before games had begun. After much comptemplation, Coach Xeterog has decided to concentrate solely on Karak from here on out and will not be taking over Sham Howston or Zhar Nagarun from here on out.
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Full School name: Karak Alchemical and Mechanical University (K.A.M.U)
Team Nickname: Techies
Home Field: Kilem Field
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Team BBCode courtesy of Shraaaag's FUMBBL Scripts
As of the end of Season 36 (records/awards updated at the end each season)
Season TVDiff Karak Score Opp Score Result Casualties for Casualties against Bowl win? Totals-> 40 133/8.87 209/13.93 31W/34T/72L 366/24.4 211/14.07 --- --- Season 20 Totals 15 9 12 2W/3T/4L 14 10 --- --- Season 21 Totals -250 7 12 1W/2T/4L 20 13 --- --- Season 22 Totals 150 7 8 3W/1T/4L 13 6 --- --- Season 23 Totals 273 15 12 5W/2T/3L 21 16 DedEx Orange Bowl Yes Season 24 Totals -57 11 18 1W/3T/5L 29 9 McNurgle Yes Season 25 Totals 120 11 15 2W/3T/4L 30 14 --- --- Season 26 Totals 285 6 15 1W/2T/7L 33 18 McNurgle No Season 27 Totals -133 8 17 1W/3T/6L 24 10 McNurgle No Season 28 Totals -139 6 18 0W/2T/7L 18 15 McNurgle No Season 29 Totals -109 6 12 1W/4T/3L 20 20 --- --- Season 30 Totals 132 9 12 2W/1T/6L 21 19 --- --- Season 31 Totals -4 7 12 2W/3T/4L 19 18 --- --- Season 32 Totals 30 11 17 4W/1T/5L 27 12 Planters Goober Bowl No Season 33 Totals 40 12 15 4W/1T/5L 38 16 Wonderbra Wonder Bowl no Season 34 Totals 258 8 14 2W/3T/5L 39 15 Season 35 Totals 290 10 12 4W/3T/4L 35 8 Gnarley-Raiderson Chain Saws Slaughter Bowl no Season 36 Totals 214 6 9 2W/4T/4L 21 29 --- ---
Season Game # Opponent TV Difference Casualties For TD for W/L/T TD against Casualties Against Karak Winnings Notes 20 1 Kentucky Fried Reptiles -60K 2 1 T 1 0 50,000 1st NCBB game 20 2 Army Black Pyramids -80K 2 1 T 1 0 20,000 1st skill earned (Junior gets MB) 20 3 U Ill Fumbbling Illini +90K 0 0 L 1 2 70,000 1st loss . Larry gets block. bought apothecary 20 4 UN of Illinois Fighting Illini +90K 3 1 T 1 1 80,000 Bad clock management ensures the tie 20 5 Georgia Apedogs +240K 3 3 W 1 2 70,000 1st win. 20 6 Memphis State Pro Tigers +90K 2 1 L 2 1 30,000 Finally get a guard. 20 7 UN of Illinois Fighting Illini -60K 2 0 L 2 2 10,000 1st SI's against (one a Niggle) 20 8 U Ill Fumbbling Illini -30K 0 1 W 0 1 20,000 Dwarves are slow in the snow..but win 20 9 Kentucky Fried Reptiles -140K 0 1 L 3 1 50,000 Thompson begins 22 games with completion streak..gains +1AG 20 Season 20 Totals +16K/G 14 9 2W/3T/4L 12 10 44,444/G Ok 1st season. could be better
Season Game # Opponent TV Difference CAS For TD For W/L/T TD Against CAS Against Karak Winnings Notes 21 1 TCU Horned Rats -370K 2 1 T 1 3 60,000 Gutter Runners are FAST. 2 blockers with Side-step. Start of Rivalry 21 2 ITBA Tinkerers +30K 3 1 L 2 1 30,000 Dwarves smash, Elves score...5 completions by dwarves! 21 3 Old Dominion Monarchs -20K 2 1 L 3 2 50,000 Rain is bad for dwarves as well as snow. 21 4 Oregon Waterfoul -130K 2 0 L 2 1 10,000 DR Little John can't properly follow the game plan. is Fired after the game. 21 5 Rolla Gold Diggers -520K 4 0 T 0 1 20,000 1st dead Dwarf (Blocker John, who was also the 1st Niggle) 21 6 Florida Rotting Gators -270K 1 1 L 2 1 30,000 Thompson up to 10 completions for the season! 21 7 Western Illinois Leatherbarks -470K 6 3 W 2 4 80,000 2 dead Dwarves, 3 dead Elves (and one MNG)..it was bloody! 21 Season 21 Totals -250K/G 20 7 1W/2T/4L 12 13 40,000/G Saved the season with a win in the last game
Season Game # Opponent TV Difference CAS For TD For W/L/T TD Against CAS Against Karak Winnings Notes 22 1 Arkansas Laserbacks -250K 2 1 W 0 1 60,000 Late score wins the game for Karak 22 2 Clemson Terrors +140K 1 1 L 2 1 10,000 Offense fails to score in the 2nd half. 22 3 Miami (OH) DarkHawks +320K 1 2 W 0 0 80,000 1st (and so far only) INT. Dwarves act like elves! 22 4 Slam Diego State Smacktecs +430K 0 1 T 1 2 70,000 Tim retires after the game with a smashed hip. hire his brother, Tim. 22 5 Oregon Waterfoul +0K 1 0 L 2 0 50,000 Clemson seems to be shaping up into a Thorn in Karak's side. 22 6 Florida Rotting Gators +190K 1 0 L 1 1 40,000 No offense yet again 22 7 Rolla Gold Diggers +460K 4 0 L 1 0 20,000 failed catch at the end of the game seals the loss 22 8 Old Dominion Monarchs -90K 3 2 W 1 1 60,000 3 wins for the season is a new Season High! 22 Season 22 Totals +150K/G 13 7 3W/1T/4L 8 6 48,750/G Record for Wins. Still 4 losses
Season Game # Opponent TV Difference CAS For TD For W/L/T TD Against CAS Against Karak Winnings Notes 23 1 Tennessee Volunteered +350K 1 2 W 1 2 60,000 2nd dead Slayer, as Morris is killed on the last block of the game! 23 2 Kansas Red Leg Raiders +410K 3 2 W 1 4 50,000 Painful win (2 SI's and a death). 23 3 TCU Horned Rats -120K 3 1 L 2 0 20,000 Another game in the snow, 1st official rilvary game! 23 4 Running Riot UNLV +430K 2 1 T 1 0 30,000 2nd game in a row in the snow! Thompson becomes 1st Karak Super Star! 23 5 El Paso Mutant Chihuahuas +590K 3 2 W 1 0 50,000 Score twice in the 2nd half for the win! Junior becomes a Super Star! 23 6 Rolla Gold Diggers +210K 2 1 T 1 4 50,000 Senior Keyoke, gets the MVP and a skill! (oops) 23 7 Rutgers Hauers +110K 4 1 L 2 2 30,000 Thompson breaks his arm late in the 1st half, ending his 22-game completion Streak 23 8 Oregon Waterfoul -80K 1 1 L 2 1 40,000 1st score vs Oregon (in 3 games)...still lost of course. 23 9 Notre Maim Fighting Irish +480K 1 2 W 0 1 60,000 Total wins in a season record set for 2nd straight Season at 4! DeadEx Orange Bowl23 10 Clemson Terrors +350K 1 2 W 1 2 70,000 Hard fought game, with Karak winnning their 1st ever Bowl game! 7 Players Graduate before Season 24! 23 Season 23 Totals +273K/G 21 15 5W/2T/3L 12 16 46,000/G Record for wins at 5..only 3 losses
Season Game # Opponent TV Difference CAS For TD For W/L/T TD Against CAS Against Karak Winnings Notes 24 1 TCU Horned Rats -190K 8 1 L 4 2 70,000 Defense fails spectaculary. Record # of casualties caused in a game 24 2 U.Con. Huskies -450K 2 1 T 1 3 70,000 Really missing the Graduated players 24 3 Florida Redface Seminoles -300K 1 1 L 2 0 60,000 Jon Deer makes his 1st appearance, as the Techies try a DR again. 24 4 Rolla Gold Diggers -190K 4 0 L 1 0 30,000 The mostly rookie team knows how to cause casualties, but can't really score or play defense. 24 5 Oregon Waterfoul -110K 2 1 T 1 1 30,000 Managed a Tie vs Oregon for 1st time (vs 3 losses) 24 6 Hawaii Warrielfs +240K 4 1 L 3 0 60,000 Team still not coming together 24 7 Army Blackest Knights +180K 2 1 T 1 1 20,000 a Tie is almost a win for this team in Season 24 24 8 Clemson Terrors +80K 1 1 L 2 1 40,000 Oregon scores late to win this rematch of season 23 DeadEx Orange bowl McNurgle Bowl24 9 B U Tear-iers +230K 5 4 W 3 1 60,000 Record 4 TD's in one game by KAMU (took OT to do it though) 24 Season 24 Totals -57K/G 29 11 1W/3T/5L 18 9 48,889/G Only win was in the McNurgles Bowl (battle of worst teams)
Season Game # Opponent TV Difference CAS For TD For W/L/T TD Against CAS Against Karak Winnings Notes +0K 0,000 6th Season 25 1 U.Con. Huskies -90K 4 0 L 3 4 30,000 Team continues to fail at defense. 25 2 TCU Horned Rats +320K 4 2 T 2 2 60,000 Rivalry game ends in Tie 25 3 Oregon Waterfoul 3 1 T 1 0 30,000 Defense thinks it is getting better. Offense lacking 25 4 Hawaii Warrielfs +340K 1 3 W 0 0 50,000 Finally a combo of Offense and Defense working 25 5 Army Blackest Knights +310K 3 1 W 0 4 50,000 Hard hitting game in a Blizzard. 5 of the 7 cas are SI or RIP 25 6 Rolla Gold Diggers -130K 1 2 L 3 2 60,000 Up 2-0 at half, the Defense fails to show up for the 2nd half 25 7 Notre Dame Flying Irish -50K 6 1 T 1 1 40,000 Defense fails to hold on despite taking many Elves off the pitch 25 8 New Richmond Carcajous +460K 3 0 L 3 1 60,000 What defense? What offense? 25 9 U-Dub Elfskies -130K 5 1 L 2 0 20,000 Dwarves hit hard, but elves score better. 2 dead Elven Catchers 25 Season 25 totals +120K 30 11 2W/3T/4L 15 14 44,444/G 1 more win than Last season, but felt like the team regressed more.
Season Game # Opponent TV Difference CAS For TD For W/L/T TD Against CAS Against Karak Winnings Notes 0,000 7th Season 26 1 UNAM Pumas Malditas +340K 1 2 W 1 2 70,000 Only win of the season. 2nd half stall while 7 are KO'd win the game 26 2 TCU Horned Rats +500K 5 0 T 0 0 50,000 Coach Xeterog goes off the rails and forgets to score..twice! 26 3 Army Blackest Knights +50K 3 1 L 2 0 40,000 Can't play defense yet again 26 4 Maryland Killer Turtles +430K 5 0 L 2 2 40,000 No defense or ofense at all. 26 5 Notre Dame Flying Irish +230K 3 2 T 2 2 30,000 only a miracle play at the end of the game results in the last non-loss of the season 26 6 Rolla Gold Diggers -20K 5 0 L 1 2 20,000 Jon Deer fouled out on turn 1, and it goes down hill from there. 26 7 Oregon Waterfoul +130K 3 0 L 2 3 50,000 Agility 5 elves can't be stopped 26 8 U-Dub Elfskies +400K 1 0 L 1 0 50,000 Despite a little defense, the offense has not shown up for 3 games now 26 9 B U Tear-iers +430K 1 0 L 2 5 10,000 Blizzard hamperns the dwarves and the 2nd half was played in a daze by the Dwarves. 26 10 New Richmond Carcajous +360K 6 1 L 2 2 60,000 Finally score again but lose the shootout at the end of OT. 26 Season 26 Totals +285K 33 6 1W/2T/7L 15 18 42,000/G Lost in OT in the McNurgle Bowl. Horrible season
Season Game # Opponent TV Difference CAS For TD For W/L/T TD Against CAS Against Karak Winnings Notes +0K 0,000 8th Season more of the same 27 1 Rolla Gold Diggers -380K 2 0 L 2 0 50,000 Coach Xeterog continues to show that he does not have a good grasp of Defense. Rolla exposed as having 5-6 year players after the season ends. 27 2 Notre Dame Flying Irish -510K 5 0 L 1 1 30,000 Heart breaker, as Karak seemed to have the game under control 27 3 Army Blackest Knights +150K 1 1 T 1 2 50,000 Breaks a 7-0game losing streak with a tie game 27 4 Oregon Waterfoul -170K 0 0 L 3 2 50,000 More evidence that Karak needs a defensive coordinator. 27 5 Maryland Killer Turtles -210K 4 1 T 1 1 50,000 Karak fans are becomine used to thinking of Tie games as a Good Result 27 6 TCU Horned Rats +70K 4 2 W 0 0 40,000 A WIN!.. vs our Rival TCU no less! will wonders never cease. 27 7 B U Tear-iers -110K 3 1 L 2 0 60,000 Back to business as usual. 27 8 U-Dub Elfskies -50K 4 2 T 2 1 40,000 Oppressing heat and Karak forgot to bring the beer!!! 27 9 Slam Diego State Smacktecs +60K 0 0 L 2 3 50,000 Defense..what is defense (and the offense isn't much better) 27 10 U-Dub Elfskies -180K 1 1 L 3 0 30,000 No Defense is the theme of this season. Lost McNurgle for 2nd straight season. 27 -133K 24 8 1W/3T/6L 17 10 45,000/G 5 wins in last 4 seasons..
Season Game # Opponent TV Difference Casualties For TD for W/L/T TD against Casualties Against Karak Winnings Notes +0K 0,000 9th Season I hope is the low point 28 1 Notre Dame Flying Irish -220K 1 0 L 2 3 30,000 Highlight: Ray completes a pass 28 2 Hawaii Warrielfs -560K 1 1 L 2 1 40,000 Highlight: Ray completes 3 passes 28 3 Slam Diego State Smacktecs -170K 2 1 L 2 2 30,000 Highlight: Ray completes 2 passes 28 4 Hell Kraken of HENM +40K 3 1 T 1 1 70,000 Highlight: Ray completes 2 passes..oh it is a TIE!! 28 5 Pepperdine University Slaves +210K 1 0 L 2 1 50,000 Highlight: Ray completes a pass 28 6 Ole Miss Reb-tiles -10K 3 0 L 3 3 30,000 Highlight: Ray completes a pass 28 7 UNAM Pumas Malditas -740K 3 1 L 3 2 40,000 Highlight: Ray completes 3 passes. UNAM only fouls 3 times! 28 8 TCU Horned Rats +100K 2 1 T 1 1 70,000 Highlight: Ray completes a pass..oh it is a TIE! 28 9 Texas Shortlegs +100K 2 1 L 2 1 10,000 Highlight: Ray completes 2 passes. McNurgle bowl loss (though it was called the Fireball Fire Bowl this season) 28 -139K 18 6 0W/2T/7L 18 15 41,111/G 5 wins in last 5 seasons..didn't even win one this one
Season Game # Opponent TV Difference Casualties For TD for W/L/T TD against Casualties Against Karak Winnings Notes +0K 0,000 10th Season. At least we won one 28 1 Kentucky Burn Ban -330K 3 1 T 1 6 20,000 It is a TIE! 2MNG, 1 dead (Flint Churnblade).. 28 2 California Golden Lizards -220K 2 0 L 3 2 10,000 one of 2 3-0 losses in season 29. 28 3 TCU Horned Rats +90K 3 1 L 2 1 20,000 Loss to Rival TCU, but it was close and we beat them up 28 4 Clemson Terrors -20K 4 1 T 1 3 60,000 Another TIE! Ray Quick sets team record with 23 straight games with a completion, Fred Rock Dies 28 5 Hell Kraken of HENM +60K 0 1 T 1 4 50,000 Ray's streak ends. another Tie 28 6 Pepperdine University Slaves -150K 2 1 T 1 1 30,000 3rd tie in a row. Try is niggled 28 7 Ole Miss Reb-tiles -180K 3 1 W 0 1 50,000 We rob Ole miss of the will to continue with our lone win. 28 8 UNAM Pumas Malditas -120K 3 0 L 3 2 20,000 Don't even show up vs Rival UNAM 28 -109K 20 6 1W/4T/3L 12 20 32,500/G 6 wins in 6 seasons. no graduates, can we get 2 next in 30?
Season Game # Opponent TV Difference Casualties For TD for W/L/T TD against Casualties Against Karak Winnings Notes +0K 0,000 11th season slightly improved 30 1 California Golden Lizards -60K 1 1 L 2 1 20,000 Despite the opening Loss, the Techies seem to be playing better 30 2 Oregon Waterfoul +110K 2 1 L 2 0 40,000 Bad 1st half leads to defeat. 30 3 TCU Horned Rats +250K 4 0 L 2 2 40,000 Dwarves beat up Elves while Elves score. 30 4 Pepperdine University Slaves +10K 3 1 L 2 3 50,000 The AD declares that if the team can't win at least 2, they are all fired. 30 5 [NCBB] FlaSt Delfinoles +10K 1 1 L 2 0 50,000 Players do not respond well to AD's Threat. 30 6 Hell Kraken of HENM +80K 2 2 W 0 2 70,000 Not only a win, but a Shut out!...and half way to 2 wins 30 7 Clemson Terrors +120K 0 0 L 1 2 20,000 AD considers making the target 3 wins 30 8 UNAM Pumas Malditas +440K 3 1 T 1 7 40,000 Tying Rival UNAM counts as a win to the AD. 30 9 U of Wisconsin Rat-Grrrrs +230K 5 2 W 0 2 90,000 Yet another Shut out. Players step up in 2nd half to save their 'jobs' 28 +132K 21 9 2W/1T/6L 12 19 46,667/G AD threats lead to 2 wins..most since season 25
Season Game # Opponent TV Difference Casualties For TD for W/L/T TD against Casualties Against Karak Winnings Notes 0,000 12th season felt we played better 31 1 [NCBB] FlaSt Delfinoles -140K 3 1 T 1 2 30,000 Defense gives up go ahead tD in 2nd half, Offense comes through 31 2 ITBA Tinkerers -90K 4 1 T 1 1 50,000 Another 1-1 tie with all scoring in the 2nd half. Boomer is not helpful 31 3 Hell Kraken of HENM +280K 4 1 W 0 1 80,000 A WIN! pretty much by the book too. 31 4 Clemson Terrors +0K 2 2 T 2 2 70,000 A 2-2 tie is not something this team has excelled at. 31 5 TCU Horned Rats -170K 1 0 L 1 1 70,000 1st loss of Season to Rival TCU. Held the skaven to 1 TD! 31 6 UNAM Pumas Malditas -30K 1 0 L 3 4 60,000 Defense exhausted after chasing rats around, allowing Rival UNAM to score almost at will. 31 7 UTEP Party Minors +330K 1 2 W 0 2 60,000 Win #2 puts the team on the brink of Bowl Eligibility 31 8 Mz State Bull Dawgz -270K 0 0 L 1 3 20,000 Bigest TV deficiet since Season 25, but managed to play it close. 31 9 Howlson Tigers +60K 3 0 L 3 2 20,000 Necro team again scores almost at will a week after a tough matchup. 31 -03K 19 7 2W/3T/4L 12 18 51,111/G School has an offer to Use the Time stone to practice for a few seasons...may take it up if they can't get a bowl (not McNurgle) in season 32.
Season Game # Opponent TV Difference Casualties For TD for W/L/T TD against Casualties Against Karak Winnings Notes 13th season Karak gets into it's 2nd Major Bowl game 32 1 Berea Bleeding Angels +40K 3 2 W 0 1 50,000 1st season opening win since season 26 32 2 East Carolina Pyrates -40K 4 1 L 2 3 50,000 Wild 2nd half ends in a loss 32 3 Northern Virginia CC Hawks -100K 5 1 W 0 0 60,000 Season 23 was the last time we had 2 wins by game 3 32 4 TCU Horned Rats -300K 2 0 L 7 2 30,000 The less said about this one the better. 32 5 [NCBB] FlaSt Delfinoles -370K 3 2 W 0 0 70,000 Bowl Eligible. saved up all my luck this game (since I had none last game) 32 6 Texas E n' M Banshees +230K 2 2 W 1 0 60,000 Tie most games won in regular season (4 in season 23) 32 7 [NCBB] BYU Cougars +120K 3 1 T 1 0 50,000 Trey gets to Str 5 for the strech run. 32 8 Mz State Bull Dawgz +160K 2 1 L 2 3 50,000 Thrown rock enables goblin throw is the difference 32 9 Colgate Ultra-Brets +280K 2 0 L 2 2 20,000 nothing goes right for the 2nd time this season 32 10 UC San Dogo Krytens +280K 1 1 L 2 1 20,000 Goober bowl. Hard fought game, where choaching ability was the difference 32 27 11 4W/1T/5L 17 12 46,000/G Best season since season 32. Will stick around for at least 1 more
Season Game # Opponent TV Difference Casualties For TD for W/L/T TD against Casualties Against Karak Winnings Notes 0,000 14th season is almost a carbon copy of 14th 33 1 [NCBB] BYU Cougars -110K 5 2 W 1 1 70,000 Karak bashes it's way to a Win vs BYU 33 2 [NCBB] FlaSt Delfinoles -20K 5 1 T 1 2 40,000 Karak Bashes Elves again, but can't quite pull out the victory 33 3 TCU Horned Rats -140K 4 1 L 4 5 20,000 Karak has no answer for TCU again, and gets out-bashed 33 4 Northern Virginia CC Hawks -80K 4 0 L 2 2 30,000 The bashing continues, but still can't pull out a win 33 5 Miami BallHawks -200K 5 2 W 0 0 60,000 2nd win of the season. Very unbalanced game. 33 6 U-Dub Elfskies -390K 3 1 L 2 1 20,000 only 3 Casualties, but no answer for AG4 33 7 Howlson Tigers +250K 3 0 L 2 2 20,000 Howlson runs circles around Karak as Coach Xeterog playes D&D 33 8 East Carolina Pyrates +450K 5 2 W 1 1 50,000 4th game of the season with 5 cas caused, leads to victory vs tough Humans 33 9 Navy Midskeletonmen +130K 3 2 W 0 1 70,000 Tomb Kings had no answer for Karak. 33 10 UW - Whitewater Warfrogs +510K 1 1 L 2 1 40,000 Wonderbra Wonder Bowl loss in OT. 33 +40K 38 12 4W/1T/5L 15 16 42,000/G
Season Game # Opponent TV Difference Casualties For TD for W/L/T TD against Casualties Against Karak Winnings Notes 0,000 15th season again sets team record for Cas Caused. 34 1 [NCBB] BYU Cougars +290K 5 1 W 0 0 60,000 Start off season with a win over BYU (again) 34 2 Duke Blue-Green Devils +100K 3 0 L 1 1 20,000 Sr Slayer, Bubba dies early and we can't recover 34 3 U of Wisconsin Rat-Grrrrs +460K 3 1 L 4 1 40,000 In recurring theme, the Karak Defense can't stop Rats 34 4 Navy Midskeletonmen +220K 4 0 L 1 2 60,000 Despite the Dead Dying in droves, Karak defense falters again 34 5 Oooklahoma Flingers -70K 2 1 T 1 0 30,000 Can hurt the Apes much and it ends in a tie 34 6 Illinois Valley CC Ranchers +120K 3 1 T 1 3 40,000 Defensive slug match ends in a tie 34 7 TCU Horned Rats +360K 7 1 L 2 1 60,000 TCU pulls off a Victory despite Karak having a 95+ chance to win (watch replay of last 3 turns!) 34 8 Ball State Crimson Birds +650K 5 1 W 0 3 60,000 2nd win of season as we pummel the humans 34 9 Saint Louis Billikens -10K 3 1 L 3 2 30,000 Xcess takes 2nd -MA of season and graduates early 34 10 Indiana Horrors +460K 4 1 T 1 2 60,000 For the 3rd time this season, Coach Xeterog misplays the clock 34 +258K 39 8 2W/3T/5L 14 15 46,000/G Reverted back to losing ways
Season Game # Opponent TV Difference Casualties For TD for W/L/T TD against Casualties Against Karak Winnings Notes 0,000 16th season starts great, falters a bit, but get a bowl (but lose in it) 35 1 [NCBB] BYU Cougars +80K 3 2 W 1 0 60,000 Start off season with a win over BYU (3rd year in a row) 35 2 Duke Blue-Green Devils +120K 4 1 W 0 3 50,000 Beat Reigning NC Duke! 35 3 U of Wisconsin Rat-Grrrrs +530K 6 2 W 1 1 70,000 only 2nd 3-game Winning streak. #2 in some poll 35 4 Ball State Crimson Birds +30K 4 0 L 2 0 60,000 SCC play begins, and we lose badly to Ball State 35 5 Florida Rotting Gators +430K 3 0 T 0 1 40,000 Little Timothy drops game winning TD as time expires 35 6 TCU Horned Rats +150K 3 1 L 2 1 60,000 Lose to TCU again..but at least it wasn't 7-0 35 7 Alabama Silver Tide +480K 2 1 T 1 1 20,000 Eldril Sidewinder intercepts the ball late, but fails to pay attention to the clock and time runs out for the Tide 35 8 Illinois Valley CC Ranchers +230K 3 0 L 1 1 40,000 Rash Roy can't handle the handoff at end of game that would have tied the game. 35 9 Navy Midskeletonmen +200K 0 1 T 1 0 30,000 NO Casualties, Dwarf vs Khemri.0-0 score. 8SPP for each team...neither wanted to win (or play it seems). 3-3-3 with one game left 35 10 CSU Northridge Matadors +500K 3 2 W 1 0 70,000 Manage a win in the last game to get a bowl invite 35 11 John Molson School of Bruising +450K 4 0 L 2 0 30,000 Gnarley-Raiderson Chain Saws Slaughter Bowl. Chainsaws (didn't do much). Failed dodges lead to 2 Molson Scores. 35 +291K 35 10 4W/3T/4L 12 8 48,182/G Back to 4 wins at least. Only 8 casualties against
Season Game # Opponent TV Difference Casualties For TD for W/L/T TD against Casualties Against Karak Winnings Notes 0,000 17th season: Karak Armorer is fired after this dismal season 36 1 StephenF.Austin LumberingJacks +430K 2 0 L 2 4 20,000 Lose 1st game of season for 1st time in 3 years 36 2 Texas Tech Red Reptiles +200K 2 2 W 0 2 60,000 win #1 is complete opposite of 1st game 36 3 UNAM Pumas Malditas -90K 4 1 T 1 3 40,000 Tie vs long time Rival 36 4 Florida Rotting Gators +230K 0 0 L 1 5 60,000 Florida out bashes the Techies 36 5 Cantucky Wildcats +10K 1 0 L 1 5 60,000 The Bashing of Karak continues 36 6 Navy Midskeletonmen +50K 4 1 W 0 2 50,000 Rivalry win for 2nd win of the season 36 7 Mz State Bull Dawgz +230K 0 0 L 2 6 60,000 Karak needs to fire it's Armorer 36 8 Ohio Wesleyan Battling Benders +440K 2 1 T 1 0 30,000 Well, tie is better than a loss 36 9 Ball State Crimson Birds +490K 3 0 T 0 1 40,000 Another tie and the basing against KAMU has lessened 36 10 TCU Horned Rats +150K 3 1 T 1 1 60,000 Arch Rilvary Tie game. 36 +214K 21 6 2W/4T/4L 9 29 48,000/G On to coach Skaven for Season 37
Season 36 Graduates Junior SayOw! (Blitzer, 46 SPP, Mighty Blow, Guard, MA)Rash Roy (Runner, 55 SPP, Block, Fend, Tackle, Dauntless)Xeterog, Jr. (Blocker, 46 SPP, Mighty Blow, Guard, Grab)Fred the Rock (Blocker, 37 SPP, Mighty Blow, Guard, Grab)
Some Trivia about past KARAK games of note.
Best game: Season 24 McNurgle Bowl win. Comeback from a 1-3 deficit to win 4-3 in OT
Worst game: Season 32 0-7 Rilvary loss to TCU. So bad, we now host a bowl game named after it.
Most Casualties Inflicted Season 24 game 1 1-4 Loss to TCU. 8 casualties caused, but still couldn't win
Most Casualties taken Seaons 30 game 8 1-1 tie vs UNAM Pumas Malditas, despite suffering 7 casualties.
Most total casualties Season 21 Game 7 3-2 win vs Western Illinois Leatherbarks. 10 total casualties. 5 deaths, one MNG.
(Note, both the TCU and the UNAM games were also 10 total casualties)