"Cocksville aint ever had much to cheer for. Tween the drought and the floods, life's pretty tough round these parts. Folks round here are hard though, that's fer damn sure.

And the Blockers? We aint ever won much. But we're tough and we stick by our team motto "ruin someone elses day". It means we aint liked much by the folk in the big cities. We constantly be beatin' on them and such.

I reckon that's why they sent us to the South. They promisin' us glory in the Big Leagues but I aint dum, I know they just want us to be the folk down there's problem. Most of us aint left Cocksville before, so it orta be fun at least."

- Lucky Larry Dahl, Inaugural Cocksville Blockers Captain.

The Cocksville Blockers stormed into the SWL with a perfect 7 win season, lead by club captain Lucky Larry Dahl and under the direction of faultless coaching from Tomay.


The very first game for the Blockers in Conference was also the team's first loss against the SWL Hunting Crocs. Despite this, the Blockers recovered and found themselves mid table in the hunt for the majority of the season amongst stiff opposition. Then it all went wrong. The first era for the Blockers ended after the Nuffle's Vengeance Game. The Blockers lost 1-5 and suffered injuries to their two best players against Wood Elves.


The dark days continued after Nuffle's Vengeance game. As if the team had been cursed by the gods, the misery continued. First it was a loss to the Sentinels. Then there was hope as the Blockers strung a few victories together to appear to be back on track. But it wasn't to be and the Blockers were subject to a Perfect Nuffling against JoeKano, which resulted in the end of star player Vinny Ventura's career. After the loss to JoeKano, the final two games of LXII continued the trend resulting in the 3 Run Game of Nuffle's Doom seeing the team finish 2nd last in their division.

With a shambles of a roster, a coach in disbelief and a distraught fan base - the Blockers were sent to Regionals (Gasp!). Things did not start well there as the Blockers new look team displayed their inexperience culminating in an unfortunate loss to Morweigian. Coach Tomay was pushed to the brink, considering retirement.


Mid way through the regional season with coach Tomay at the lowest point of his career he made a decision. He would once again hold himself to the highest standards of coaching and rebuild the mighty Cocksville Blockers with the aim of making Prem.

Season	Record	TDs	Cas
LIX (R)	7-0-0	16-6 (+12)	16-16 (=)
LX (C)	2-2-3	9-13 (-4)	23-12 (11)
LXI (C)	4-0-3	11-11 (=)	17-14 (3)
LXII (C)	1-3-3	7-11 (-4)	15-16 (-1)
LXIII (R)	4-1-2	11-7 (+4)	21-14 (+7)

Longest Win Streak = 12 Games
Longest Unbeaten Streak = 12 Games
Longest Losing Streak = 3 Games

The Cocksville Blockers play their games out of Cocksville Park where the record attendance is 38,000.

The team is coached by THE Legendary Tomay who wished to take on a team "with no expectations" to provide more of a challenge after winning his third Premiership.

The team's colours are Crimson, Ivory and Gray.

The team's fan club calls themselves The Blockeroonis.

The team's motto is to "ruin someone elses day."

The Current Roster's Bio's can be found here.

The team's mascot is known as Clucky the Cock.

The team's sponsor is The SWL Admin Team "Accepting Bribes Since Season 5"