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Infinite Monkey Theorem
P [L] Simyin

The infinite monkey theorem states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost surely type a given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.

Our postulate is this: if we play against an infinite amount of monkeys then at one point we will produce the perfect game of bloodbowl.

So in that spirit: Bring on the Monkeys!

PS That's you, not us. We're Apes you idiot.

A.P.E SEASON 1 & SEASON 2 KINGS OF THE JUNGLE
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
To be, or not to be
Gorilla
5 4 2 8
Extra Arms, Grab
Guard
   20 0 0 0 3 1 11/16 120k
(100+20)k
  
2
Cry "Havoc," and let slip the dogs of war
Gorilla
5 4 2 8
Extra Arms, Grab
Guard, Block
   19 1 1 0 1 2 16/31 150k
(100+50)k
  
3
I'll not budge an inch
Gorilla
4 4 1 8
Extra Arms, Grab
Mighty Blow, Guard
 -ma, -ag 18 0 0 0 10 0 20/31 140k
(100+40)k
  
4
Be not afraid of greatness
Gorilla
4 4 2 8
Extra Arms, Grab
Guard, Dodge
 -ma 18 0 1 0 4 1 16/31 140k
(100+40)k
  
5
All the world 's a stage
Chimpanzee
6 3 4 7
Extra Arms, Wrestle
+AG, Pass, Dodge
 -ma 18 7 6 0 1 1 32/51 170k
(80+90)k
  
6
A horse! a horse!
Chimpanzee
7 3 2 7
Extra Arms, Wrestle
Leader, Tackle
 -ag 19 0 3 0 1 3 26/31 130k
(80+50)k
  
7
Et tu, Brute!
Silverback
5 5 1 9
Extra Arms, Grab, Loner, Mighty Blow, Wild Animal
Guard, Stand Firm
   13 0 0 0 7 1 19/31 180k
(140+40)k
  
8
If you prick us, do we not bleed?
Bonobo
6 3 3 7
Extra Arms
Block, Tackle, Frenzy
   20 1 5 0 5 1 31/51 110k
(50+60)k
  
9
Our bruised arms hung up for monuments
Bonobo
6 4 2 7
Extra Arms
+ST, Block
 -ag 16 0 2 0 3 3 27/31 120k
(50+70)k
  
10
I must be cruel, only to be kind
Orangutan
5 3 3 8
Extra Arms, Strong Arm
Dodge
   9 3 1 0 0 0 6/16 100k
(70+30)k
  
11
The smallest worm will turn
Bonobo
6 4 3 7
Extra Arms
Wrestle, +ST
 n 16 0 3 0 3 2 25/31 120k
(50+70)k
  
12
T’is neither here nor there
Bonobo
6 3 3 7
Extra Arms
Block, Tackle, Fend
   20 0 5 0 4 2 33/51 110k
(50+60)k
  
13
Fair is foul, and foul is fair
Bonobo
6 3 3 7
Extra Arms
Dirty Player
   11 0 3 0 2 0 13/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
14
If you have tears, prepare to shed them now
Bonobo
6 3 3 7
Extra Arms
Block
   6 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
15
Cowards die many times before their deaths
Bonobo
6 3 3 7
Extra Arms
   2 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
15 players  
Coach: m0gw41 Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Simyin Fan Factor: 11  
Current Team Value: 2120k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 400k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 2120k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:20 (13/5/2) |TD Diff:16 (32 - 16) |Cas Diff:17 (25/21/6 - 17/16/2)
Last Opponent: Ape-otheosis