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Sick of sweaty, smelly blood bowl players, a group of people got together and decided to band to gather and improve the fragrance a little. The trouble is they don't know what they're doing and can't seem to get it right. Sandune's Regional LVIII: Despite a strategic late-hiring of (spp-hogging) pestigors and a generally frustrating lack of block, the team took an undefeated record (admittedly involving a lot of draws) into the final game, needing again no more than a draw to come out on top. Unfortunately they took it upon themselves to fail their offensive drive, then twice choke on the final catch trying to "catch up" and finished up second. This will still be more than enough to get out of the putrid realm of regionals and into the stagnant pool of conference, with a notable lack of block leaving them still a little underprepared. Blue Mountain Dragons Conference LIX: 6th A fairly flat result and a season spent marking time, as the team continues to gradually develop but currently still lacks any kind of game plan against most opponents. We finished high enough to continue in conference for another season, and comfortably avoided any risk of prematurely bursting into Premier. Butchrangers Conference LX: 5th Reading the season review above was quite depressing. It was so unexciting I had forgotten the previous season even existed, and now it's been almost identically repeated. The only difference is we didn't slowly develop but instead took a hiding from SWL Fun Police, and continued bleeding. We lost almost all our developed players and were returned to basically where we were two seasons ago. The only bright spark remaining is Flesh, who seems to think his fast legs and many arms make him some kind of wood elf. We'll find out next season whether we have a rising star or just too many eggs in one Flesh basket. Blue Green Envy Conference LXI: 5th Flat results and an overall quite forgettable season, so much so that I forgot to even write anything about it and nearly missed that it even existed in between the previous season and the next. SWL Fraud Squad Conference LXII: 7th Just for something different, we managed to actually finish low enough to be relegated to regionals. A depressing season with our only win in the last round after it was already mathematically impossible to avoid relegation, though I guess at least saved the embarrassment of coming dead last. Flippers Jonasson Regional LXIII: 3rd An inauspicious start, failing to win any of the first four games. Each in a similar fashion as well. We'd kick off, put the receiving team under a lot of pressure, often even getting the ball briefly, then despite our efforts the opposition scores anyway and we discover that it's almost impossible to come back from 1-0 down despite our best efforts. However three wins to finish turned into what we'll instead rebrand as an "undefeated" season and a third place finish tiebroken with second and only one point behind first. Of course, it was also a season where we had about 500k TV over all the other teams, so hardly an achievement, but it was at least enough to get us out of the backwater of regionals and move on. The rest was probably exactly what we needed, as even though the team still lacks a lot of key skills, the current crop of players finally look like they have some real potential. Canberra Carcasses Conference LXIV: 3rd Again we get off to a bad start with two losses, and resign ourselves to treading water for another season. Treading water was what we achieved as well, with no major injuries, but a dearth of spp on developing players as the two super-stars continue to hog the limelight. The team table tells it all, with Flesh hogging every category except the hitting, which in turn is dominated by Made to Messure.
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Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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1 |
Rotspawn
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4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Loner, Mighty Blow, Nurgle's Rot, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Tentacles |
  | 7 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2/6 | 140k
(140+0)k |
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2 |
Bloater
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration Block, Guard, Dodge |
  | 66 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 11 | 2 | 32/51 | 180k
(110+70)k |
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3 |
Bloater
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration |
  | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 110k
(110+0)k |
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4 |
Bloater
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4 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration Block, Guard, Mighty Blow |
n | 47 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 4 | 46/51 | 170k
(110+60)k |
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5 |
Bloater
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5 | 4 | 2 | 9 | Disturbing Presence, Foul Appearance, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration +MA, Block, Guard, Stand Firm |
  | 46 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 13 | 6 | 56/76 | 200k
(110+90)k |
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6 |
Pestigor
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration |
  | 7 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 1/6 | 80k
(80+0)k |
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7 |
Pestigor
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8 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration +MA, Sure Hands, Extra Arms, +MA, Dodge, Block |
  | 62 | 6 | 45 | 0 | 4 | 7 | Legend 184 |
230k
(80+150)k |
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8 |
Pestigor
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7 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration +MA, Block, Tackle |
  | 34 | 2 | 7 | 0 | 1 | 3 | 40/51 | 150k
(80+70)k |
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9 |
Pestigor
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6 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Horns, Nurgle's Rot, Regeneration Block, +AG |
  | 19 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 4 | 2 | 21/31 | 140k
(80+60)k |
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10 |
Rotter
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot |
  | 3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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11 |
Rotter
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot Dirty Player |
  | 25 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 2 | 11/16 | 60k
(40+20)k |
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12 |
Rotter
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot |
m | 2 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 40k
(0)k |
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13 |
Rotter
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5 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot Dirty Player |
  | 31 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 15/16 | 60k
(40+20)k |
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15 |
Rotter
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Decay, Nurgle's Rot Wrestle, +MA, Tackle |
  | 35 | 0 | 4 | 0 | 6 | 4 | 44/51 | 110k
(40+70)k |
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13 players (+1 player missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Games Played: | 68 (27/20/21) | | | TD Diff: | 7 (80 - 73) | | | Cas Diff: | 51 (104/59/24 - 57/49/30) |
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Last Opponent: Bαnner of the Black Stag |