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Tots 'n' Ham Hotspur
P [L] Simyin

Hailing from the N17, a legendary rain forest in Albion, these assortment of Apes crush everything in their path.

They live on a strict (and bizarre) diet of Tots and Ham only.

They despise cannons and anyone who brings an arsenal of weaponry to a fight.

Their playing style is one of flamboyance and neutrals love them!
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Harry Kane
Chimpanzee
7 3 3 7
Extra Arms, Wrestle
Dodge, Sure Hands, Side Step, Fend, Block
   67 9 27 0 5 6 130/176 180k
(80+100)k
  
2
Chris Waddle
Silverback
5 5 1 9
Extra Arms, Grab, Loner, Mighty Blow, Wild Animal
Guard, Stand Firm, Block, Piling On, Break Tackle
   59 0 0 0 49 5 123/176 250k
(140+110)k
  
3
Hugo Lloris
Gorilla
5 4 2 8
Extra Arms, Grab
Mighty Blow, Guard
   28 2 1 0 0 4 25/31 140k
(100+40)k
  
4
Gareth Bale
Gorilla
5 4 1 8
Extra Arms, Grab
Mighty Blow, Guard, Jump Up
 -ag, -ag, n, m 27 0 0 0 10 3 35/51 160k
(0)k
  
5
Jimmy Greaves
Gorilla
5 4 2 8
Extra Arms, Grab
Mighty Blow, Guard
   19 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 140k
(100+40)k
  
6
Dave Mackay
Gorilla
4 4 2 8
Extra Arms, Grab
Mighty Blow, Block, Dodge, Guard
 -ma, m 35 1 1 0 16 3 51/76 190k
(0)k
  
7
David Ginola
Chimpanzee
7 2 3 7
Extra Arms, Wrestle
Dodge, Tackle, Side Step
 -st, m 27 1 5 0 2 3 35/51 140k
(0)k
  
8
Danny Rose
Bonobo
6 3 3 7
Extra Arms
   8 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Danny Rose
Bonobo
6 3 3 7
Extra Arms
Mighty Blow
   12 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 80k
(50+30)k
  
10
Dele Alli
Bonobo
6 3 3 7
Extra Arms
Dirty Player
   33 2 0 0 2 0 6/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
11
Paul Gascoigne
Bonobo
6 3 3 7
Extra Arms
Dirty Player
   33 1 1 0 0 2 14/16 70k
(50+20)k
  
12
Mike England
Bonobo
6 3 3 7
Extra Arms
   5 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
13
Ledley King
Bonobo
6 3 2 7
Extra Arms
Wrestle, Fend, Mighty Blow
 -ag 64 1 3 0 4 4 38/51 120k
(50+70)k
  
14
Steve Perryman
Bonobo
6 3 2 7
Extra Arms
Block, Tackle, Kick, Fend
 -ag, n 61 0 3 0 10 7 64/76 130k
(50+80)k
  
16
Gary Mabbut
Bonobo
6 3 2 7
Extra Arms
 -ag, m 15 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 50k
(0)k
  
11 players (+4 players missing next game)  
Coach: skinnydookie Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Simyin Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1660k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 650k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 2200k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:69 (22/14/33) |TD Diff:-29 (72 - 101) |Cas Diff:26 (107/64/29 - 100/62/12)
Last Opponent: Hellas Nurglona