To begin the season, Urban Nightmare faced off against Psych Lab, a well seasoned team that had seen more than 20 seasons in the Southern Wastes. Roaches I quicky took out a Linerat, and Max Spleenripper once again proved his worth by taking out their bulkiest rat, Melissa. Intersection I proceeded to take out another rat, followed by Tunnel I, who took out their Star Player, Martina. Roundabout I scored a turn 7 touchdown, securing the match.

In the second half, the Lab Rats struggled to take possession of the ball, leaving it lying on the pitch. Despite managing to throw it downfield, Intersection I struck down Mel IV, who was holding the ball, but failed to recover it. The crafty Rats managed to sneak it downfield and land a touchdown in turn 5. A poor kick had it land neatly outside the pitch to be given to Roundabout I, who rushed, weaved, and dodged his way to the end zone to score a turn 7 touchdown.
Final Stats for the game:

TD Diff: 1 (2 - 1)

Cas Diff: 6 (6 - 0)

MVP: Roundabout I

Against Elves, a tie is a victory. At the kickoff, Intersection I quickly struck down Blanched, leaving him broken on the ground. A quick scruffle later, Cats II stepped on Pounded's head and broke his jaw. Despite everything, the Dark Elves managed to steal the ball and land a touchdown to end the first half.

In the second half, a constant fight over the ball found it left in the hands on those on the edge of the pitch. A few moments later, several elves found themselves at the mercy of the crowd, and some quick movements from Feral II found him scoring the equalizer.

Final Stats for the game:

TD Diff: 0 (1 - 1)

Cas Diff: 2 (2 - 0)

MVP: Roaches I

A somewhat close game. Many elves were knocked unconscious but came back, ready for a fight. Two elves were left shattered on the pitch.
Final Stats for the game:

TD Diff: -1 (2 - 3)

Cas Diff: 3 (3 - 0)

MVP: Cats II

The Vampires shuddered at the blizzard that met us in the pitch, and Skyscraper I quickly crushed a thrall to start off the match, with Roundabout I landing a touchdown near the end of the Second Half.

Tunnel pounded two more into the dirt, killing one. Cats II scored a completion and was awarded MVP for his efforts to secure victory.

Final Stats for the game:

TD Diff: 1 (1 - 0)

Cas Diff: 2 (4 - 2)

MVP: Cats II

The sun shone bright upon the pitch where opposing forces of Chaos were to meet. Fitting, for neither team was inclined to throw the ball too far. A heavy scrum quickly formed in the centre of the pitch, neither team progressing far in the combat. Tunnel I quickly crushed a Hobgoblin to death, though revenge was taken upon Skyscraper I, whose knee was shattered beyond the Apothecary's ability to heal it - He was examined, and the apothecary shamefully gave up and left him with a shattered knee.

Tunnel I broke a Chaos Dwarf in return, and then later crushed another Hobgoblin beneath his own body. The near legendary Caging Chris failed to get beneath Intersection I's armor and proceeded to get casually backhanded to recover for the next match.Roundabout I and Dogs I made a valiant attempt to score a turn 8 touchdown, but was rebuffed by the whims of Nuffle.

Intersection I proceeded to prove her mettle by taking down a Bull Centaur, Mixmax Mickey, whose neck was clearly broken as he was carried off the pitch. A protracted scuffle later, Roundabout I carried the ball to the endzone, securing a 1-0 victory.

Final Stats for the game:

TD Diff: 1 (1 - 0)

Cas Diff: 4 (5 - 1)

MVP: Witnesses I

Roundabout I scored a touchdown, but the elves proved too slippery to achieve victory.

Final Stats for the game:

TD Diff: -2 (1 - 3)

Cas Diff: -1 (1 - 2)

MVP: Roundabout I

A wild match! Coach Beefygoodness is taking a hiatus from coaching, citing fatigue. He proceeded to dump his entire treasury into inducements - Truly an exciting game beyond the ability for this writer to report. A must see! Morg'n'Thorg! Hthark the Unstoppable! A fantastic Halfling Master Chef! Wizards, Babes, and deaths!

Final Stats for the game:

TD Diff: 1 (1 - 0)

Cas Diff: -1 (3 - 4)

MVP: Feral II

Starting the season missing two key players against a High Elf team was a struggle, but one the Nightmares were well up to. An early gangfoul by the Elves left Tunnel I badly hurt, but their foul left them vulnerable to a massive fireball which quickly knocked two Elves out of the game.

A long stall later, Roundabout I managed to score, but it came at the cost of Cats II, whose corpse was left shattered on the pitch. An attempt by the Elves to score a quick touchdown at the start of the second half was thrwarted, but the Elves successfully danced around to score a touchdown anyway.

The match ended in a draw after a miserable failure by the Elves to actually handle the ball, something which left many a fan deeply amused.
Final Stats for the game:

TD Diff: 0 (1 - 1)

Cas Diff: 0 (2 - 2)

MVP: Cats III

A most brutal game for both the Nightmares and Psych Lab, with many concussed players staggering off the field over the course of the match.

Roundabout I managed to make a touchdown early in the match, but a brilliant sprint by Superstar Martina saw an equaliser before the second half.

The Rats took a quick lead to begin the second half, but some brilliant manouvering and a desperate toss by Feral I landed the ball in Roundabout I's waiting arms to end the match in a tie.
Final Stats for the game:

TD Diff: 0 (2 - 2)

Cas Diff: 1 (2 - 1)

MVP: Roaches I

In the standard brutal Chaos fashion, victory was swift and decisive. The first turn saw three players leave the pitch on the side of the Chaos Dwarfs, and it only went downhill for them from there, especially after Legend François Englert was sent off the pitch for a foul.

This game also marked Urban Nightmare achieving a lifetime positive TD record.
Final Stats for the game:

TD Diff: 2 (2 - 0)

Cas Diff: 2 (3 - 1)

MVP: Roaches I

In a similar fashion to the game against the LHOC, the match against C*A*S* opened with a bang, each offensive warrior removing a player from the pitch. Skyscraper I soon also removed the
Troll from the pitch, and proceeded to quickly shatter the ribs of the opposing Ogre. C*A*S* quickly realised the threat he posed, and hit him hard enough to leave him in the apothecary's tent for the rest of the match.
After a turn 8 touchdown, C*A*S* managed to make some quick moves with their Dark Elf and equalise early in the second half. With some quick manouvering and a cheerful gangfoul, Pigeons I broke the skull of the Minotaur, which allowed Tunnel I to take revenge on the Elf Renegade for his touchdown and shred his back. A few short turns later, and victory was had.

Final Stats for the game:

TD Diff: 1 (2 - 1)

Cas Diff: 3 (6 - 3)

MVP: Intersection I

Roundabout I managed a quick score in the first half, which was quickly followed up by a miserable fumble by the Horrors' rookie ghoul, with which Roundabout pulled off a last second score at the end of the first half. To close the last turn, however, Pigeons I's face was stepped on and broken by Nicholas Clumsytree. To start the second half a rock hit Witnesses I and gave him a serious concussion, which was quickly followed up by Nicholas Clumsytree stepping on Rats I and breaking some ribs. To complete the brutality, Cats III had his eye punched by Red Knight III. Luckily, however, the Horrors were utterly unable to handle the ball, and only managed to score once despite Urban Nightmare only having three on the pitch.
Final Stats for the game:

TD Diff: 1 (2 - 1)

Cas Diff: 3 (5 - 2)

MVP: TBD

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