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Pensioners Paradise
Retired [L] Goblin

Story
So you don't mind sacking any of your players with a minor injury? Even kicking off your star when he gets injured?

Well, the founder of this team become fed up with this practice. So created a team for all the players who need a pensioner job. They cannot retire, will die on the pitch definitely.


Death List



Death List - Caused

  • 1000th foul game Was a total complete frustration, failed tons of rolls in the worst time. Altough, the last turn was epic: Chuck Berry killed the ball carrier orc with pushing him into the crowd with a -2D block!
  • Perfect gobbo throwing on T2 in this match Troll 1 was hungry so I had to do it on te second turn
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Iggy Pop
Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Piling On
   9 0 0 0 3 0 6/ 130k
(110+20)k
  
2
Lemmy
Troll
4 5 1 8
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
 -av 8 0 0 0 2 0 4/ 110k
(110+0)k
  
3
Keith Richards
Fanatic
3 7 3 7
Ball & Chain, No Hands, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 70k
(70+0)k
  
4
Jerry Lee Lewis
Bomma
6 2 3 7
Bombardier, Dodge, Secret Weapon, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
5
Jack Nicholson
Looney
6 2 2 7
Chainsaw, Secret Weapon, Stunty
 -ag 6 0 0 0 0 1 5/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Ozzy Osbourne
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 m 8 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 60k
(0)k
  
7
Brian from Don
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
8
Peter O'Toole
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Nick Nolte
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Roger Moore
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 1 0 0 0 3/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
11
Whitney Houston
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   7 0 0 0 1 2 12/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
12
Sinatra
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 1 0 2/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Madonna
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   9 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 60k
(40+20)k
  
14
Billy Idol
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Dirty Player
   9 0 1 0 0 1 8/ 70k
(40+30)k
  
15
Cher
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   9 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 40k
(40+0)k
  
14 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: roante Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Goblin Fan Factor: 5  
Current Team Value: 1200k Assistant Coaches: 2  
Treasury: 300k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1260k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:9 (3/2/4) |TD Diff:-2 (9 - 11) |Cas Diff:-14 (9/6/1 - 18/10/2)
Last Opponent: Greenlem Gobtrotters