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Cheesy Fleas
P [L] Chaos Halfling

Cheesy Fleas - Clan of the Ulfpuppy

After centuries of isolation and inbreeding, the Norse of Jønsønsønville have developed a mutation to the X-chromosome in a significant portion of the population. Occasionally this recessive gene results in a stunted red-eyed freak. Sons born with this affliction are immediately banished to the misty mountains in the neighbouring district of Nøølands.

The crazed stunties of Nøølands, endure a harsh life. The land is desolate and they're forced to live off a diet of dairy products milked from tree pests imported from the Southern Wastes. It is however, difficult to get much milk from a possum, so they bulk up the cheese with sap from Blue Tree (a psychoactive and mutagenic extract).

Unlike their conservative Norse forefathers the stunties have developed their own special culture. Their god is the Ulfwerener, and they worship it devoutly.

The Nøølands norseling also aspire to be successful on the Blood Bowl field, and will relentlessly cheat to achieve this goal. As well as chainsaws they have mutant Snow Trolls. Unable to tame or befriend a real Ulfwerener, they instead endeavour to and sometimes successfully capture an Ulfpuppy and cast it into the Blood Bowl arena with their team the "Cheesy Fleas". The Ulfpuppy currently roaming the Nøølands mountains is named "Logan".

Games with Ulfpuppy: 17/27
Record with UlfPuppy: 8/7/2
Record without Ulfpuppy: 6/2/2

Champions Season 1 and Season 4


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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Vug
Chaos Spawn
5 5 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Tentacles, Guard, Claw, Block, Stand Firm
   27 0 1 0 35 4 93/176 250k
(140+110)k
  
2
Mr. Gump
Head Carver
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff
 n, m 4 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 60k
(0)k
  
3
Sammy Slick
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Block
   14 0 0 0 0 3 15/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
4
Ned
Carver
5 2 3 6
Chainsaw, Dodge, Right Stuff, Secret Weapon
Leap
   23 0 0 0 0 3 15/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
5
Joat
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
6
Eric
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 5
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Diving Tackle
 -av 25 0 1 0 3 1 14/16 55k
(35+20)k
  
8
Bolster
Chaos Halfling
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+MA
   10 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 65k
(35+30)k
  
9
Jay
Chaos Halfling
6 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Two Heads, Big Hand, +MA
   27 0 12 0 1 0 38/51 105k
(35+70)k
  
10
Dawf
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Extra Arms, Two Heads, Block
   25 2 7 0 4 1 36/51 105k
(35+70)k
  
11
Foon
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   19 0 1 0 1 0 5/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
13
Sally
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
14
Rupert
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   16 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
15
Uncle Ubb
Chaos Halfling
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 35k
(35+0)k
  
16
Haaken-Krak
Chaos Spawn
5 6 2 8
Always Hungry, Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Regeneration, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Wild Animal
Tentacles, Stand Firm, Guard, +ST, Claw
   25 0 0 0 23 6 76/176 270k
(140+130)k
  
13 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: ramchop Re-Rolls (120k): 3  
Race: Chaos Halfling Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1515k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1575k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:27 (14/9/4) |TD Diff:20 (37 - 17) |Cas Diff:35 (77/24/11 - 52/17/8)
Last Opponent: Ituri Warband