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Doing Them An Egg
Retired [L] Halfling

History of Doing Them An Egg
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Nobody fears halflings. Treemen sure, but not the little hobbits that they follow onto the pitch. But when the Halflings of Marty's Baked Goods misheard the incoherent exclimations of one of their human patrons as "I'm doing him an egg!", they were intrigued, and many copied his mannerisms after they formed a company bloodbowl team.

So now the circuit has a halfling team that can barely be understood, has an obsession with egg frying, and wears questionable outfits onto the pitch.

Oh joy.
Casualty TypesPlayers (Red are Journeymen)
Killed
Minus Strength
Minus Movement
Minus Agility
Minus Armor
Niggling Injury

Portrait#PlayerPositionSPPsInflicted Casulties *Fast Facts


We're 90% sure nobody died yet. I mean Deeproot did. But we always just grow another one.

Deeproot Death Count: 1
Deeproot Serious Injury Count: 0
Deeproot Badly Hurt Count:0

Put in a witty team flavor reason why the star player list is empty.
The Eggers are currently in their debut season!
We have some recepies for fried eggs, does that count?
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Tito Santana
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Break Tackle
 n, m 7 0 0 0 4 1 13/ 140k
(0)k
  
2
Brooklyn Brawler
Treeman
2 6 1 10
Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Strong Arm, Take Root, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate, Timmm-ber!
Break Tackle, Multiple Block
   7 0 0 0 6 1 17/ 160k
(120+40)k
  
3
La Parka
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
4
Lanny Poffo
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   3 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
5
Mr X.
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
6
Nasty Ned Brady
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
7
Tom Zenk
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
8
Hercules
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 4 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
+AG
 m 7 0 0 0 1 1 7/ 70k
(0)k
  
9
Davey Meltzer
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   7 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 50k
(30+20)k
  
10
The Viking
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
 m 7 0 1 0 0 2 13/ 50k
(0)k
  
11
Kofi Kingston
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 7 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(0)k
  
12
Iron Mike Sharpe
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
14
Justin Credible
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Side Step
   7 0 2 0 0 0 6/ 50k
(30+20)k
  
15
Jim Powers
Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   6 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
17
Sylvester Quickfield
Journeyman Halfling Hopeful
5 2 3 6
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/ 30k
(30+0)k
  
10 players (+4 players missing next game)  
Coach: Silent_Hastati Re-Rolls (120k): 4  
Race: Halfling Fan Factor: 1  
Current Team Value: 800k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 70k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1090k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:7 (1/0/6) |TD Diff:-9 (5 - 14) |Cas Diff:-9 (8/7/5 - 17/9/3)
Last Opponent: Children with Robots