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WoC VIII: Favoured of Tzeentch Qualifier (april 2017)






*** Notorious Haters ***



*** Grraz Putzin *** - R.I.P. (Super Star - 49 full games)


*** Knarf Wegratuz *** - Retired (Emerging Star - 68 full games)

*** Leroy Clearbrook *** - R.I.P. (Veteran - 54 full games)



*** Most Hated WTF Miracle Touchdowns ***

Game #26 2T8: Accurate Long Bomb + Catch with a Bull Centaur against "Dirty Wars"
Game #53 2T7: Crazy Dodges + Pick Up against "Henson's Creature Shop"
Game #66 2T8: Crazy pass to keep us in the WoC Qualifier against "Armored Scarabs"




*** We HATE Nurgle ***

Hashut, I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you, will remember if we were evil enough. Why we played this stupid game, or why we died. All that matters is that we did it. That's what's important! Hatred pleases you, Hashut... so grant me one request. Grant me revenge! Give us the power to eradicate this rot from the face of the earth. Let the plain of Zharr be clean of bacteria. Let them burn in eternal hellfire. Let the pus be boiled till it is sterile. Give us the strength to smite every foul appearance abomination and cut down every tentacle that we can find. Grant our hobgoblin slaves the weight in their feet to stomp and boot their disturbing presence into retirement. And if you do not listen, then to HELL with you!


Sports' Commentator: "What is best in Life?"
Grotzzfra Tarrkun: "To hate and crush your enemies, to see them splattered before you, and to boil them alive in molten rock till their puss filled sores pop open like a box of pringles!"


*** Hated Backstabbing Traitors ***


Grroza Ufrratz, joined Hellmouth's Angels as a zombie. (R.I.P.)

Knolsalda, joined Daedun BlackBox as a zombie. (R.I.P.)

Junta, joined die an other day as a zombie. (R.I.P.)

Boke, caught the rot against Realm´of´Nurgle ! (RETIRED)

The Apothecaries, FAILED several times! Got cooked, eaten and replaced on several occasions!



We don't forgive, we don't forget,
... may our hatred cut them down!









CoS 2017 - Game 56: Played in CoS Qualifier (Chaos Dwarves / Amazons / Halflings). We lost in the most shameful way. Makes us so so so angry! Only the coach is to blame. Game of SHAME


WoC 2017 - Game 66: Won WoC VIII: Favoured of Tzeentch Qualifier in a crazy game... made us so angry. Claimed the title: "Chosen of Tzeetch"... Nurgle makes him so angry!

WoC 2017 - Game 69: WoC VIII: Runner Up. Lost in the finals because of severe armor roll in the first 6 turns. Sliced and diced by the Favourite of Nurgle. We have carved their names in the Hateful Grimoire of Grudges. We also threw the armorer in a demon-possessed volcano. (these things are all around in the chaos wastes, wasn't even a long march)


BC 2017 - Game 77: Played in BC. We lost against silly elves on steroids. Made us quit for a few months, just to cool down! Grrrrr



New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Block, Break Tackle, Tackle, Mighty Blow
  21 1 4 0 5 6 53/76 210k
(130+80)k
 
2
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 5 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
Dodge, Block, Break Tackle, Sure Hands, +ST, Tackle
  70 1 67 0 11 7 Legend
259
290k
(130+160)k
 
3
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 1 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Pro
-ag 53 0 0 1 17 3 51/76 150k
(70+80)k
 
4
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  29 0 0 0 5 2 20/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
5
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow
  7 0 0 0 1 4 22/31 110k
(70+40)k
 
6
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
5 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, +MA, Stand Firm
  77 0 0 0 23 4 66/76 160k
(70+90)k
 
7
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard
  2 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 90k
(70+20)k
 
8
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
Guard, Mighty Blow, Stand Firm, Pro
  56 0 1 0 21 3 60/76 150k
(70+80)k
 
9
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Wrestle
  25 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
11
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
12
Hobgoblin
7 3 3 7
Wrestle, +MA
  14 0 2 0 0 2 16/31 90k
(40+50)k
 
14
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Dirty Player
  36 1 2 0 0 0 7/16 60k
(40+20)k
 
15
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
 
13 players  
Coach: kwèk Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1920k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 20k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1920k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:77 (52/13/12) |TD Diff:58 (116 - 58) |Cas Diff:43 (107/65/32 - 93/46/22)
Last Opponent: DeFend the Sides