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Roster [R] Underworld Denizens

The northern tribes are divided.

Not only in their allegiance to the chaos gods, but also in their preferences.

What preferences you ask?

Condiments. The answer might surprise the uninformed. Nonetheless, for a society whose culinary practices revolve primarily around the open-fire roasting of, well, anything or anyone less vicious, condiments are a big deal.

"Pine-roasted captives today again?!"

Statements like this these was once common around the sparsely scattered campfires in the wastelands skirting the Eye of Chaos, all throughout the old world. Once, but no more.

Not since the advent of Pz'arcon and Glob (trademark pending)! With their new line of sauces and condiments, a new era of raiding is dawning. The era of Gastronomical Raiding!

IT IS THE CHOICE OF THE CHAOS GODS!
IT IS THE CHOICE OF THE MODERN MARAUDER!
P&G -THE CHOICE FOR YOU.


Marketing practices are still in development however. Due to legal purposes, P&G was unable to secure the sponsorship of an actual Chaos Chosen team. A team of Underworld Denizens was deemed a sufficient and cost effective surrogate. This was further motivated by the unique and exclusive recipes used for many of the company's products; goblin tissue, allegedly trademarked Sneakylent Green, is a... recurring ingredient.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Delinquent Fudge
Underworld Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Claw, Block, Guard
   26 0 0 0 15 2 40/51 180k
(110+70)k
  
2
Aggressive Mayonnaise
Skaven Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Animosity, Block
Guard, Dodge, Mighty Blow
 -ma 25 1 2 0 6 4 39/51 160k
(90+70)k
  
3
Wrathful Ketchup
Skaven Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Animosity, Block
Mighty Blow, Claw, Tackle, Horns
 m 27 0 3 0 21 3 66/76 170k
(0)k
  
4
Obsessive-Compulsive Mustard
Skaven Thrower
7 3 3 7
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
Extra Arms, Block, Kick-Off Return
   24 8 8 0 1 1 39/51 130k
(70+60)k
  
5
Hallowed Hot-Sauce
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Mean Marmelade 2nd
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   10 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Panic-Treacle
Skaven Thrower
7 3 3 7
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Two Heads, Extra Arms
 n, m 18 5 6 0 1 2 35/51 130k
(0)k
  
8
Wingaling Dragon
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Mokkolat
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Brutal Bean-Paste
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Two Heads, Horns
   25 0 3 0 2 1 18/31 80k
(40+40)k
  
11
I-Cant-Believe-Its-Not-Phobia
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Wrestle, Horns
   26 0 0 0 1 3 17/31 90k
(40+50)k
  
12
Narcissistic Jam
Skaven Lineman
7 3 3 7
Animosity
Wrestle, Tackle, Mighty Blow
   25 1 2 0 3 4 33/51 120k
(50+70)k
  
13
Hyper Active Suet
Skaven Lineman
7 3 3 7
Animosity
Guard
 m 16 0 0 0 0 2 10/16 80k
(0)k
  
14
Creepy Curry Cettschup
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 m 3 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(0)k
  
15
Skaven Lineman. Really.
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
16
Passive-Aggressive Applesauce
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   19 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12 players (+4 players missing next game)  
Coach: Gastronauticon Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Underworld Denizens Fan Factor: 6  
Current Team Value: 1320k (±650) Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 80k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1740k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:27 (9/4/14) |TD Diff:-11 (27 - 38) |Cas Diff:-19 (38/17/8 - 53/26/3)
Last Opponent: How many big guys