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Talabheim Timelords bb16
Roster [L] Human




Head Coach
Wozzaa

Stadium
Timex Stadium, Talabheim (Formally Mangere, Orcland)

Team Colours
Black Velvet with Deep Blue Trim.






Talabheim Timelords
'Did you know that the shortest ever game on record was won by a team of students from the High Archmage's College of Temporal Magic, though they were later disqualified. After all, what was the point of their opponents turning up for the match, if all the wizards were going to do was hop back in time three days and win the game before the fixture was even decided?'

The Timelords are back, but this time they are not using magic... or so they say.

The Timelords played their final game in DIBBL Season 28. After a disappointing season they played for the wobbly boot, and lost. They end on 98 games. Much like their performances, they could never quite get it over the line.


History

Pre-Season 9: After the Timelords were banned and stripped of their previous trophies, they disappeared. They reappeared in the Deserted Isles in the year 2517.

DIBBL Season 9: Made it into the Tickling Off Play Offs with a decent record in the pool.... went out with a whimper against Otago Spirit.

DIBBL Season 10: Again made it to the Tickling off Play Off's, but again fell at the first hurdle against Overly Refined. Will they get any further in Season 11...

DIBBL Season 11: A disappointing season left them at the bottom half of their conference. They did manage to take home the Wobbly Boot. After much heckling and anger from the fans, the stadium disappeared as fast as they appeared.

DIBBL Season 13: The Timelords are back. First round of the Tickling off playoffs yet again. This time to the Blackwater Sting.

*Poof* The Timelords suddenly appear in the Isle of Misfits

LoMF Summer 2019: 4/3/0 A very respectable joint 3rd finish. Unfortunately, the Timelords were decimated by bigger stronger teams. They will need a bunch of ring ins next time they play.

DIBBL Season 20: The Timelords are back again. 3rd place finish in a tough pool with a record of 3/3/1. Faced the 69ers in the Tickling Off Playoffs, and true to Timelords form, lost 2-1 in overtime.

DIBBL Season 23: The Timelords snook into the Tickles on their last game, and, for the first time in their history, managed to make it into the Semi finals. They took the huge Elves of Valinor to overtime, had their opportunities, but it wasn't to be. 2-1 loss in the semi finals, but the Timelords best season. Will they ever get their hands on the trophy?
Stars

NamePosition SPPSkillsStatus
Gerbher PaulsenThrower138Sure Hands, Pass, Block, Leader, Dodge, Kick, FendActive
Mats TremmelBlitzer110Block, +MA, Mighty Blow, Tackle, Frenzy, Stand FirmDeceased
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Gerbher Paulsen
Thrower
6 3 3 7
Pass, Sure Hands
Block, Leader, Dodge, Kick, Fend, Tackle
 -av 93 39 39 0 9 4 Legend
194
 200k
(70+130)k
  
2
Mathias Paulsen
Catcher
8 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, Guard, Side Step, Tackle, Diving Tackle
   51 0 14 0 8 5 83/176 170k
(60+110)k
  
3
Finbar Shultz
Blitzer
6 3 4 8
Block
Guard, Mighty Blow, +AG, Tackle, Dauntless
 -ma 37 0 6 0 16 10 100/176 210k
(90+120)k
  
5
Kartha Dunnenheim
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Dodge, Guard, Tackle
   35 0 1 0 9 3 36/51 160k
(90+70)k
  
6
Lucas Lahorn
Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Block
Dodge, Diving Tackle
   15 0 1 0 3 3 24/31 150k
(90+60)k
  
7
Paxton Neuer
Lineman
6 3 3 8
Guard, Block
   19 0 0 0 2 3 19/31 100k
(50+50)k
  
8
Marcus Adric
Lineman
6 3 3 8   2 0 0 0 0 1 5/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
9
Oli Bormann
Lineman
6 3 3 8 n 15 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
10
Dawson Shultz
Lineman
6 3 3 8   5 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
11
Maverick Erthe
Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
12
Thomas Fuller
Catcher
9 2 3 7
Catch, Dodge
Block, +MA, Guard, Side Step
   33 1 12 0 1 4 59/76 160k
(60+100)k
  
13
Bradley Carrie
Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
14
Peyton Myrddin
Lineman
6 3 3 8   1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
16
Vincent Throg' n' Meier
Ogre
5 5 2 9
Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate
Guard, Stand Firm
   23 0 0 0 3 2 16/31 180k
(140+40)k
  
14 players  
Coach: Wozzaa Re-Rolls (100k): 3  
Race: Human Fan Factor: 7  
Current Team Value: 1930k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 2  
Team Value: 1930k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:98 (46/19/33) |TD Diff:26 (137 - 111) |Cas Diff:-25 (141/54/21 - 123/87/31)
Last Opponent: Putrid Choir bb16