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Owh! Owh! Chaos Dwarves
Skills Pending [L] Chaos Dwarf

It's a little known fact that choas dwarves are often and unfairly mistaken for monkeys dressed in chain mail and cheap wigs. Cruelly, the Owh! Owh! Chaos Dwarves have in the past been accused of flouting Blood Bowl league rules by fielding a simyin side under the guise of a legitimate dwarven team. This impression is not helped when feaces are slung at the opposing team after a goal is scored against them. However, it's a little known fact that chaos dwarves throw their faeces when aggreived.

The Owh! Owh! Chaos Dwarves are led by the strongest, and unsually tall, dwarf, measuring 6 foot 4 inches. Koko is fast and agile, able to make deft catches with his long arms, feet and tail, although occasionally unpredictable when angered and prone to rage-fuelled inaccuracies and feaces throwing. Bubbles, the vice captain, has now completed his 5 match ban for biting and is able to play, although the league has demanded he wear a muzzle.

The home crowd are a lively bunch, with the chorus of "OWH! OWH! OWH!" (that was close) and "AH! AH! AH!" (nearly a goal) heard from the touchlines, often followed by a friendly shower of feaces in the direction of the opposing team.

Overall, the agilty and speed of the Owh! Owh! Chaos Dwarves make them a formidable force on the field of play, although bring clothes that are not easily stained by contact with home-made projectiles.
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Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Koko
Enslaved Minotaur
5 5 2 7
Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal
 -av 3 0 0 0 2 0 4/6 150k
(150+0)k
  
2
Bubbles
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 0 2 10/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
3
Abu
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7 m 2 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 40k
(0)k
  
4
Albert
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
5
Curious George
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
6
Caesar
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   3 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
7
Louie
Chaos Dwarf Blocker
4 3 2 9
Block, Tackle, Thick Skull
   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 70k
(70+0)k
  
8
Nikko
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Kick
   4 0 1 0 1 1 10/16 60k
(40+20)k
  
9
Cornelius
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
10
Rafiki
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7
Block
 m 4 0 1 0 0 1 8/16 60k
(0)k
  
11
The Librarian
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Mark
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   4 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
13
Elizabeth Alexandra Mary Windsor
Hobgoblin
6 3 3 7   2 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
14
Princess
Bull Centaur Blitzer
6 4 2 9
Sprint, Sure Feet, Thick Skull
 n, m 1 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 130k
(0)k
  
11 players (+3 players missing next game)  
Coach: gredway Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Chaos Dwarf Fan Factor: 2  
Current Team Value: 960k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 60k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1190k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:4 (0/2/2) |TD Diff:-2 (2 - 4) |Cas Diff:-1 (5/1/1 - 2/5/1)
Last Opponent: Wasteland Wasterels