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Sutherland Shire SharkBait
Roster [L] Underworld Denizens

So, it's finally come to this.

And just when you thought it was safe to get back in the (Sylvania) water(s)!

From those deep, puberty blue depths of Godzone, The Shire, which has foisted upon this wailing wilderness of a world Steve Smith, Scott (no mates) Morrison, Noeline Donaher/ Laurie Baker, Tom Ugly's Bridge, Lara Bingle, some rugby league moron (is there any other kind?) photographed urinating into his own mouth (as you would), the "reality" television series called The Shire (made using participants from everywhere in Sydney _except_ The Shire), and the Cronulla Riots (the participants of which came from Sydney's glorious western suburbs wastelands and included 2/3 of sfa actual Shire residents) - and ok, so Ian Thorpe, Kathy Lette and Adam Hills also came from here, but at least they were all smart enough to move away - now comes this, the ultimate travesty to be inflicted on our beloved game of Blood Bowl, the memory of the Jaws sound track, and the SWL:

The Sutherland Shire SharkBait.

You must have been a naughty naughty league to warrant this level of divine retribution.

It's all over from here, baby. Or as the French would say:

"FIN!"
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Lucas Hites
Underworld Troll
4 5 1 9
Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate
Block
   5 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 140k
(110+30)k
  
3
Mir Andar
Goblin
5 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
 -ma 4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
6
Alford Spoynte
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 1 0 0 0 3/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
7
Kron Nullah
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Block
   5 0 2 0 0 0 6/16 70k
(40+30)k
  
8
L'il Lee Peeley
Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
12
Sandy Poynte
Skaven Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Animosity, Block
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
13
Taren Poynte
Skaven Blitzer
7 3 3 8
Animosity, Block
   5 1 0 0 1 0 3/6 90k
(90+0)k
  
14
Shelley Beach
Skaven Lineman
7 3 2 7
Animosity
 -ag 4 1 0 0 0 0 1/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
15
Wanda Beach
Skaven Lineman
7 3 3 7
Animosity
   5 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 50k
(50+0)k
  
16
Sylvain Yarwahtarz
Skaven Thrower
7 3 3 7
Animosity, Pass, Sure Hands
Big Hand, Block
 m 5 2 0 0 0 3 17/31 110k
(0)k
  
17
Julius Quickeagle
Journeyman Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
18
Martin Clearfist
Journeyman Goblin
6 2 3 7
Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty
Loner
   0 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9 players (+1 player missing next game)  
Coach: oozeboss Re-Rolls (140k): 4  
Race: Underworld Denizens Fan Factor: 0  
Current Team Value: 1020k Assistant Coaches: 0  
Treasury: 10k Cheerleaders: 0  
Team Value: 1130k Apothecary: Yes  

Games Played:5 (0/0/5) |TD Diff:-12 (5 - 17) |Cas Diff:-8 (2/1/1 - 8/2/2)
Last Opponent: Imperial Moffs