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Head Coach Trickey Stadium The Slam Circle, Otepoti Underground Team Colours Green and Yellow. At The Mercy Of Chaos 'Did you know that the legendary first Minotaur of Blood bowl Minus had a son? His son was an outcast and all he wanted to do was dance. Originally an Acapella band the Renegades lost a bet while touring in the chaos wastelands. The band attracted a raucous crowd. The most unusual being Montador. The misfits were quick to take on outcast Montador son of the legendary Minus on their travels as a tap-dancing Minotaur was a reel (oh dear) crowd puller. Montador never wanted to play blood bowl he wanted to be a dancer and happily led a life of Riley with the wild boys. Unfortunately one day the wily band upset the locals down in the far south while competing for the Golden guitars. The evil vampire lord Shad Bolt cursed the band and this led to them being twisted by Chaos. They ran from the city but were locked up and set to be executed. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Dunedin Hip hop underground. Today, still wanted by the authorities, they survive as soldiers of fortune playing games of blood bowl to get by. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can Play against... At the Mercy of Chaos........................ History Preseason 16 At the Mercy of Chaos make a neat side to watch preseason, mostly bullying, yet loosing to Halflings. They lose all time great Chalky Dirkmeister suffering from Concussion and a broken neck, not to mention a horrible tendency not to pass the ball.Most plaudits say good riddance as he steps into the commentators box. Season 16 The Chaotic rabble struggle to adapt to the play style bringing though they do manage a draw in round 2 against Pink N Scabby. The infamous Fording of the River Styx takes place which sees multiple murders of the minstrels. The Boys bounce back to take their first win in the Wobbly boot beating Glenn Innis Hood Rats with a tour de force from Burtino Bawhog. Unfortunately they cant take this form into the final. In the boot final The Blackwater Glee club outplay the band of minstrels and they proceeded to sieze the boot in the dying moments captain and talisman Montodor the Metrosexual Minotaur has his life cruelly ripped from him by prema bully Andrew Starships Cornell. Songs are written tears are shared and the flag is at half mast in Dipton as you were my son and only now are we reunited. (Possible thoughts of Minus). At the Mercy of Chaos limped back to their underground hiding hole after being mercilessly beaten in their first Dibbl outing. The Deserted Isles are reknowed for their rough housing and this wily side have yet to adapt from plucking their banjo strings to beating teams mercilessly into the ground. This season could be there time to shine though. Dibbl Preseason 17 At the Mercy of Chaos spend the entire preseason in the Dunedin Hip hop underground rewatching their lost final. Pus Vinbittle sporadically appears on Cabal vision guzzling the Hateorade he is now in some unholy deal with. Season 17 bullied by the bullies in the first round with Bawhog off the Pitch in an All Otago affair The boys take their first win beating the bad boys from Blck rock. Albino Chipolata orchestrates the show. With 3 td's and a cas. Though the crowd just love Pus Vin Bittle in all his frothing rage. Season 17 comes to a stalling halt in the first round of the Wobbly boot. At the Mercy of Chaos somehow implode when faced by the Dimesional Shamblers a team of Elves that had all but hung up there boots, before going on one last quest for Wobbly glory. 1-0 with time on the clock and elves of the field. The Mercy decide to force the play with there quick play tossing Goran up the field (Chalky Dirkmeisters laughs from the commentary box still echo around the stadium). The Elves recover the ball to score again 2-0 at the half. The Elves run in a further two TD's to put all hopes of putting Starships to bed in the final to bed. What lessons have the Mercy learned heading into season 18? Who knows..... Season 18 At the Mercy of Chaos arrive for their first match of season 18 pumped up and ready to finally seize their first deserted Isles Silverware! The Murgatroid conference is a strange vista and the landscape for the At the Mercy squad and this has been particularity confusing for the front line big guys including Pus. Deep in the jungle the first opponents the priest welcome them in a strange ritual. Apparently this is all about the opening of the league but hard for the boys to understand. Rumours quickly spread among the traveling fans that the priest would close the ceremony by sacrificing Dr Wow, much to there delight rumour has it they are digging up Montador's corpse as it is more of a prospect than the current Milka cow. The day was too much for Leopold and seeing the Elfs line up left him hiding in the KO'd box for the match. The elfs were quick to dot down and then Albino Chipolata looked to take control of the match and held on to the ball well unfortunately he ran out of running options and the half ran out 1-0. The Heavy hitters finally did something and Dr Wow's first CAS came early in the Second half the crowd went wild and so did he "Milk for the Milka Cow they screamed". It was Snake Safety Bliskin who took the Plaudits though with a final minute burst off the line with the ball skipping past multiple elf's to launch a pinpoint accurate long bomb but Matty Danza fluffed his chance for glory. The Elfs plucked the ball up and waltzed in. This game saw long time favourite Zipa de Doh da laid to rest. Proud product of Henley. There is a glimmer of a promise. Sinche Choque Huaccha reportdly now calling himself dancing with Minotaur's. Season 18 Otago derby “On a Glorious ?tepoti day At the Mercy of Chaos made the short journey from the slam circle to the remnants of the stadium. The horde were brimming with confidence having a full pitch side accompaniment, no end of Chefs, Wizards and two traveling stars. An early blitz saw Albino Trip over and hurt himself luckily his personal apoc could patch him up. The Women of Otago are a hardy bunch though and quickly cut through the paper defence of the chaos boys and started causing mayhem. Incensed the Milka cow on the back of a seeing Albino dispatched roared into action only to be jujitsued udder over horn by a tribal wench and hobble off the park. The two star inducements almost made a play of their drive but it went down hill quickly. ” The band of ruffians take there best game into the first round of the boot unfortunately the Rivendell Redekorators out elf them in a 4-3 cracking game. Again in the boot a minotaur is felled Dr Wow the Milka left in a bloody plup at the hands of an elf. They will start season 19 without a Mino as none are keen to join the gang. Season 19 opener for the At the Mercy of Chaos boy and they had been in disarray. Having slipped up in the boot and having lost there talisman of Dr Wow in their final match the boys limped back to Otepoti and finally Yugio showed the leadership expected. "Right boys three seasons of nothing this is how we do it in Gore!" He grabbed the coach and proceeded to eat him. the rest joined in. Now Coachless they rocked up to play against the Preists of the Red Amamranth in an identical season opener to season 18. Turn 1 saw Zogwart leading the way as they proceeded to hammer the helpless Eleven bodies focusing mostly on chasing Sinche. Somehow though the boys managed to draw and then win. The Generous George taking a touchdown deep in the second half to make it a win. A rare pass from Digby Itchy foot also increasing his credentials. Could this be At the Mercy's season. (Well it wasn't) Season 20 hiatus as the team go on a long fishing trip. This is mostly spent fishing for compliments.Little are received. Season 21: A heroic return. The fishing vessel pulls back in to Otepoti and there is much rejoicing. The boys quickly get onto there assault on the Dibbl. The Striatum Division lends lots of so called "bash". But At the Mercy promise to bring the beautiful game. A near perfect season of straight defeats is saved by them smashing a Halfling side. The team find themsleves facing the legendary ogres the Backstreet Burglars in the first round of the boot and they duly take the Burglars to town. Albino Chipolata taking delight in bullying the Snotlings. In the semi final they get over confident against the North cape Crays and thought they take them to overtime the chance of another boot final slips away. When will we see the side again? The Dirk?! "Is this At The Mercy of Chaos' season in this pundits opinion no!" (Chalky Dirkmeisters unbiased opinion).... "So Bawhog and Chipolata have both scored more than me they still aint fit to tie my laces" (After Chipolata's Hat trick). "I never even paid him that much attention" Chalky's word on allegations he caught Bawhogs eye in the commentary box before he stumbled and died against the Bonesfeild bakers. Immediately before the game he was quoted saying "Bawhog is due for a fall". "Doubledrool he aint fit to wash balls" The dirk on seeing a rival star cough up an easy TD. "Season 18 and they finally start to hurt people. What is the coach doing?" "Pus, pus who...." "Leopold makes the hand off only to fall on his face he is a damn bottler where do they get these cretins from?" "Digby Itchyfoot is there most reliable player, to be honest that shows how far they have fallen without me". "Snake Blisken got an arm on him you say, wait till Starships gets a hand on him!" "Yeh right it is their best season opener I can read the stats am just saying they are muppets look at them!!" (Travelling pundit Chalky Dirkmeister not buying into the hype of season 19) "Fishing for compliments the whole of season 20, the need a better angle" Chalky sums up the season for the Mercy. "At the Mercy promise to bring the beautiful game, does that mean they are retiring?" Chalky positive at the start of season 21. So Chalky Dirkmeister is pitch side What hope for the Mercy against the Krakens. "Is there a category between none and slim"- Chalky Dirkmeister one time star of At the Mercy of chaos. C"halky Dirkmeister here telling ya all to put a monkey on the Mercy doing a Secret agent. That 0 wins 0 draws and 7 straight losses. Can anyone trust Albino Chipolata after throwing the last game how likely is he to be on the Willingtons books". Remember Them! Burtino Bawhog 4 Touchdown top scorer Season 16 including a Hat trick in the Boot Play off. Unfortunately he scores his last try against the Bonefeild bakers before stumbling and dieing. Pus Vinbittle Angriest Orc award 4 Cas in Season 16 including the death of Stewart "I love it" Barnes in Wobbly boot final. Now sponsored by Hateorade. Remember Them! The history of Montador springs back to the origins of the game. The Mean Machine were one of the most successful teams of all time. In a more naive league where the matches were marred by the magical colleges domination. One Cow stood out. Minus the Minotaur who captained his side to two Old world titles. In between titles Minus claimed that his greatest success was bringing up his son who was sure to become the greatest beast of all time. Minus' son Montador had it all a strength and balance for all to see as a young cow he could be seen skipping around. One day on Cabal vision while watching an Elfhiem Eagles Champions of death game this cow saw Jordell Freshbreeze leap into a cage and free the ball. This intrigued the young Minotaur and he then turned over the cabal channel to the Elven ballet. He then had his heart set, he wanted to join the ballet a far more noble pursuit than Blood bowl. He told his dad. His dad went off the rails and banished his son from their deep forest lair. Montador went on to find the acapella band At your mercy and started to dance with them. It wasn't till several years later he heard about his dads fate in the Old world final against the Cretins. Minus somehow blinded by rage mistook a chainsaw wielding goblin as one of his own players. Picking up the imp to throw him he promptly was decapitated. To add insult to injury the ref awarded the Cretins with the win as they scored with the Minotaur's head. |
New Team Page Beta
| Player | Ma | St | Ag | Av | Skills | Inj | G | Cp | Td | It | Cs | Mvp | SPP | Cost | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Minotaur
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5 | 5 | 2 | 8 | Frenzy, Horns, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Wild Animal Juggernaut, Break Tackle, Stand Firm |
21 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 15 | 4 | 50/51 | 210k
(150+60)k |
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| 2 |
Ogre
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5 | 5 | 2 | 9 | Bone-head, Loner, Mighty Blow, Thick Skull, Throw Team-Mate Guard, Stand Firm, Break Tackle, Piling On |
54 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 19 | 5 | 66/76 | 220k
(140+80)k |
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| 3 |
Troll
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4 | 5 | 1 | 9 | Always Hungry, Loner, Mighty Blow, Really Stupid, Regeneration, Throw Team-Mate |
3 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 110k
(110+0)k |
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| 4 |
Renegade Dark Elf Lineman
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5 | 3 | 4 | 8 | Animosity Dodge, Block, Tackle |
-ma | 31 | 8 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 3 | 43/51 | 130k
(70+60)k |
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| 5 |
Renegade Orc Lineman
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5 | 3 | 2 | 8 | Animosity Wrestle, Foul Appearance |
-ag, -av | 25 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 2 | 2 | 17/31 | 90k
(50+40)k |
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| 6 |
Renegade Skaven Lineman
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7 | 2 | 5 | 6 | Animosity +AG, +AG, Block, Tackle, Horns |
-av, -st, m | 51 | 10 | 17 | 0 | 7 | 9 | 120/176 | 190k
(0)k |
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| 7 |
Renegade Goblin
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6 | 2 | 3 | 7 | Animosity, Dodge, Right Stuff, Stunty |
1 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 40k
(40+0)k |
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| 8 |
Renegade Human Lineman
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7 | 3 | 4 | 6 | +AG, Dodge, Wrestle, +MA |
-av, -av | 51 | 23 | 1 | 0 | 3 | 5 | 57/76 | 170k
(50+120)k |
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| 9 |
Renegade Human Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | -av, n, m | 11 | 0 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3/6 | 50k
(0)k |
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| 10 |
Renegade Human Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Dodge |
45 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 3 | 0 | 6/16 | 80k
(50+30)k |
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| 11 |
Renegade Human Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | 1 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 13 |
Renegade Human Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 7 | Block, Mighty Blow, Guard |
-av | 42 | 0 | 2 | 0 | 7 | 6 | 50/51 | 110k
(50+60)k |
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| 17 |
Journeyman Renegade Human Lineman
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6 | 3 | 3 | 8 | Loner |
0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0/6 | 50k
(50+0)k |
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| 10 players (+2 players missing next game) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| Games Played: | 54 (6/6/42) | | | TD Diff: | -78 (46 - 124) | | | Cas Diff: | 11 (73/41/11 - 60/34/20) |
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| Last Opponent: Blackwater Glee Club | |||||||