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Ottawa Bee-Bees [2016]
P [L] Shambling Undead

Ottawa U had a long history of.. non athletics. However, they liked to attend matches, as they had an excellent biology program, and they found that by helping the medical section and volunteering as wandering apothecaries, they could get a lot of valuable specimens.
In the process, they collected, well, a lot of blood and brains. Which obviously were gross to look at. So they started wearing grey 778899 and garnet 8b0000 to hide the guts, and the players starting calling them the BBs, since they cleaned up the blood and the brains.

And then one day, a team was missing. The BBs walked onto the pitch, thinking it was half time clean up, and the announcer, who had been trying to delay announcing the teams, since only one team was there, immediately jumped and announced 'and their challengers, the BBs!'

And, from that day forth, Season 33, Ottawa U had an NCBB team. We rant about the NCBB here. Fan of stats here.

Numbers Retired due to reaching Legend
#10, Julian Starr, 198spp, league record setting 3 touchdowns + 4 cas in one match; Died as a Senior in Season 36, killed by Miami's Natal "Starr Killer" Adams

Season 39:
Rivalry with Um, Golden Go For Its! Rivalry with Paris University DeadJokers! Rivalry with Pitt Panzers!
8 Wins (Northern Virginia 3-0, Poli 1-0, Toledo 2-0, DePaul 3-0, Um' 1-0, Manitoba 2-1, UCSD 1-0, California 1-0 Semi-Finals!)
3 Draws (Mz State 0-0, Pitt 1-1, Angelork 1-1)
1 Loss (U-Con 0-1, Championship!)

Outblocked by opponents: 2 (Pitt, Manitoba) - Outfouled by opponents: 3 (Toledo, DePaul, Angelork) - More turns played by opponent: 4 (Northern Virginia, Angelork, Um', U-Con)

+ 18/7/1 - 7/11/2: Total blocks: 632 (52.7 per game) - Total blocks against: 514 (42.8 per game)
-AV Jeff Ridal from block from Shulong Ogrefella of the Angelork State Rams, Emerging Star Ghoul w/ 34 spp
-MA Joe Dirte from block from Jolly Green Giant of Um, G'olden Go For Its, Veteran Zombie w/ 19 spp
-AV Rollo Chester Jr from block from Ben Coleman of the California Golden Lizards, Superstar Wight w/ 76 spp
+ 1/1/0 - 0/0/0: Total fouls: 27 (2.3 per game) - Total fouls against: 14 (1.2 per game)
+ 1/1/0 - 0/1/0: Cas from failed dodge/gfi/right stuff, surfs, rocks, fireballs, bombs, stabs
-AG Lucien from Crowd Surf by California Golden Lizards, Veteran Wight w/ 22 spp

+ 20/9/1: Total cas for - 7/12/2: Total cas against
Net: +9

Total turns played: 1899 (158.3 per game) - Opponent turns played: 1737 (144.8 per game)

+116 Net SPP: +172 SPP Gained -56 SPP Lost (3 Dead or Retired)


Wingmen not yet hired after being shown how awesome Ottawa is:

Freshmen still in redshirt year:
Eli Solon, Rookie Zombie (Redshirt) (From Northern Virginia)
Seine Safety V, Rookie Zombie, Raised in Season 39 (Redshirt) (From Manitoba)
Max Garrar, Novice Wight (Redshirt), joined last game of season 39

Freshmen:
Tony Durst, Experienced Ghoul, Joined in Season 39

Sophomores:
Lindsey "Downhill" Vonn, Emerging Star Ghoul, Raised in Season 37 (Redshirt) (From Um,)
Amy Felty, Experienced Zombie, Joined in Season 37 (Redshirt)
Dan Daluca, Superstar Ghoul, Joined in Season 38
Paul Chair, Veteran Mummy, Raised in Season 38 (From Paris)

Juniors:
Rollo Chester Jr., Superstar Wight, Raised in Season 37 (From Gallaudet)
Joe Dirte, Veteran Zombie, Raised in Season 36 (Redshirt) (From App State)

Seniors:

Drafted:
- Brandi West, NBFL Season 27, Pick #65 by Mangledsota Many-Men. Graduated S37 Super Star Wight turned into OWA Longbeard, Joined Ottawa in Season 34; entered NBFL season 27 draft; DEAD after 3 games
- Chibuike Udenigwe, NBFL Season 28, Pick #45 by New York Croaks. Graudated S36 Emerging Star Ghoul turned into Slann Blitzer, Joined Ottawa in Season 33; entered NBFL season 28 draft

Graduated:
S39 Jan Vizeir, Star Mummy, Joined in Season 36
S39 John "NBFL" Madden Jr, Rookie Zombie, Raised in Season 35 (Redshirt) (From Um')
S38 Jinxiu Walker, Novice Zombie, Raised in Season 34 (Redshirt) (From Miami)
S37 Tom Al, Experienced Zombie, Joined in Season 33 (Redshirt)
S37 Reid Kelly, Novice Zombie, Raised in Season 34 (From Gallaudet)

S36 Fabio Variola, Star Wight, Joined in Season 33 - in Draft NBFL Season 28

Early Graduates:
S36 Heshel Teitelbaum, Experienced Ghoul, Joined in Season 33
S36 Kirill Zaynullin, Emerging Star Mummy, Joined in Season 33 - in Draft NBFL Season 28

Retired Graduates:
S39 Jeff Ridal, Emerging Star, Ghoul, Joined in Season 38
S38 Alex Funches, Emerging Star, Mummy, Raised in Season 36 (From California)
S36 Arnaud Weck, Veteran Mummy, Joined in Season 34
S36 Marc Ekker, Veteran Zombie, Joined in Season 33 (Redshirt)
S36 Kuiying Chen, Veteran Zombie, Joined in Season 33
S36 Guy Drouin, Experienced Zombie, Joined in Season 33


Ottawa Graduates

Rookie to Veteran
Emerging Star
Star Player
Superstar
Legend
YEAROFGRADUATION

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ughoul3.gif for frenzy ghoul
ughoul1.gif for sure hands ghoul
ughoul2.gif for guard ghoul
ughoul4.gif for wrestle ghoul
gral blodshuker for Starr?
Graduates
33-37OTT
34-37GAL
33-36OTT
33-36OTT
Early Graduates
33-36OTT
33-36OTT


Season 38:
Rivalry with Um, Golden Go For Its! Rivalry with Paris University DeadJokers!
8 Wins (Hawaii 3-1, TCU 2-1, Arkansas 4-0, Paris 2-1, Princeton 2-1, Manitoba 2-0, DePaul 2-1, NCBB Union 3-0)
1 Draw (Um' 2-2)
2 Losses (Drexel 1-2, Semifinals of National Championship: Pitt 0-1)

Outblocked by opponents: 4 (Drexel, Paris, Um', Pitt) - Outfouled by opponents: 1 (Hawaii) - More turns played by opponent: 2 (Drexel, Pitt)

+ 9/7/3 - 8/7/5: Total blocks: 510 (46.4 per game) - Total blocks against: 458 (41.6 per game)
- Michele Loewen died to block from T.J. Storment (OL) #57 of TCU Horned Rats
- Alex Funches niggled to block from Giuliano Fratellini of Paris University DeadJokers
- Linda Johnston niggled to block from Tino Fratellini of Paris University DeadJokers
- Sharon "Govenor" Sayles died to block from Forks Fullback of Manitoba Bizons
+ 3/1/2 - 0/0/0: Total fouls: 27 (2.7 per game) - Total fouls against: 16 (1.6 per game)
+ 6/1/0 - 1/0/1: Cas from failed dodge/gfi/right stuff, surfs, rocks, fireballs, bombs, stabs

+ 18/9/5: Total cas for - 9/7/6: Total cas against
Net: +10

Total turns played: 1804 (164 per game) - Opponent turns played: 1634 (148.5 per game)

-38 Net SPP: +165 SPP Gained -203 SPP Lost (4 Dead or Retired)

Season 37:
Rivalry with Um, Golden Go For Its! Rivalry with Paris University DeadJokers!
10 Wins (Florida 1-0, Oregon 2-1, California 1-0, Paris 2-1 Rivalry!, NCBB Union 2-1, NC State 2-0, Manitoba 2-0, Kansas 3-1, Um' 2-1 Rivalry!, UCSD 1-0)
1 loss (Semifinals of National Championship: Pitt 0-2)

Outblocked by opponents: 6 (Florida, Manitoba, Kansas, Um', UCSD, Pitt) - Outfouled by opponents: 2 (Kansas, Pitt) - More turns played by opponent: 7 (Florida, California, NCBB Union, Manitoba, Kansas, Um', Pitt)

+ 14/10/4 - 13/16/3: Total blocks: 440 (40 per game) - Total blocks against: 464 (42.2 per game)
- Tony Stuart, -MA from Block from Huey Richardson of the Florida Rotting Gators
- Jonathan O'Neil, dead from Block from Diana Troy the Campus Counselor of NCBB Union Support Staff
- Pat Rasmussen, -AV from Block from Armaj Adams-Reed of the Kansas Red Leg Raiders
- Danielle Fortin, dead from Block from "Mean Gene" Okerlund of Um', Golden Go For Its
- Mads Kaern, -agi from Block from Chase Pine of the Pitt Panzers
- Early Kyler, -MA from Block from Damar Hamlin of the Pitt Panzers
+ 1/2/0 - 1/0/0: Total fouls: 29 (2.6 per game) - Total fouls against: 15 (1.4 per game)
+ 3/1/0 - 2/0/0: Cas from failed dodge/gfi/right stuff, surfs, rocks, fireballs, bombs,

+ 18/13/4: Total cas for - 16/18/3: Total cas against
Net: +0

Total turns played: 1651 (150.1 per game) - Opponent turns played: 1691 (153.7 per game)

+151 Net SPP: +158 SPP Gained -25 SPP Lost (6 Dead or Retired)

Season 36:
Winners of

Rivalry with Um, Golden Go For Its! Rivalry with Gallaudet Deaf Bulls!
7 Wins (Indiana 3-0, Quebec 2-1, StephenF.Austin 3-0, Nippon 4-1, Kansas 3-0, UCSD 2-1, Oregon 3-2 overtime Orange Bowl)
2 Draws (Miami 2-2, Paris 1-1)
2 Losses (Gallaudet 0-1, Um 1-2)
Outblocked by opponents: 4 (StephenF.Austin, Kansas, UCSD, Um) - Outfouled by opponents: 2 (StephenF.Austin, Paris) - More turns played by opponent: 2 (StephenF.Austin, Um)

+ 19/8/1 - 8/7/3: Total blocks: 530 (48.2 per game) - Total blocks against: 467 (42.5 per game)
- Julian Starr (Dead)
- Mark Ekker (-ST)
- Kuiying Chen (-AV)
- Arnaud Weck (-MA)
- Guy Drouin (N, -AG)
+ 3/1/1 - 1/0/0: Total fouls: 30 (2.7 per game) - Total fouls against: 14 (1.3 per game)
+ 1/3/0 - 2/0/0: Cas from failed dodge/gfi, surfs, rocks, fireballs, bombs

+ 23/12/2: Total cas for - 11/7/3: Total cas against
Net: +16

Total turns played: 1824 (165.8 per game) - Opponent turns played: 1547 (140.6 per game)

-149 Net SPP: +188 SPP Gained -337 SPP Lost

Season 35:
Rivalry with UW-Whitewater Warfrogs! Rivalry with U of Wisconsin Rat-Grrrrs!
7 Wins (N Virginia 2-1, Alabama 3-0, Rival UW-Whitewater 1-0, California 2-1, App St 3-0, UTEP 2-0, Poli 2-0)
2 Draws (Berea 1-1, Fayetteville 2-2)
2 Losses (Rival U of Wisconsin 0-2, Semifinals of National Championship Fayetteville 2-3)
Outblocked by opponents: 1 (UTEP) - Outfouled by opponents: 0 - More turns played by opponent: 1 (Alabama)

+ 24/9/4 - 9/10/1: Total blocks: 504 (45.8 per game) - Total blocks against: 343 (31.2 per game)
- -AV from Block by Dwayne Allen of Fayetteville Bronchospasms: Hongbin Guo
+ 5/1/0 - 0/0/0: Total fouls: 43 (3.9 per game) - Total fouls against: 15 (1.4 per game)
+ 6/1/0 - 1/2/0: Cas from failed dodge/gfi, surfs, rocks, fireballs, bombs

+ 35/11/4: Total cas for - 10/12/1: Total cas against
Net: +27

Total turns played: 1735 (157.7 per game) - Opponent turns played: 1435 (130.5 per game)

+190 Net SPP: +197 SPP Gained -7 SPP Lost

Season 34:
Rivalry with UW-Whitewater Warfrogs!
Lost
Winners of:
7 Wins (Applahcian 2-1, Oooklahoma 2-1, Gallaudet 2-1, Howlson 2-0 - United Undead Bowl, Miami 2-0, Northern Virginia 2-0, UW-Whitewater 3-1)
4 Losses (Saint Louis 1-3, Duke 1-2, Um 1-2, Um - Rose Bowl 0-1)
Outblocked by opponents: 2 (Um, Um)
Outfouled by opponents: 2 (Um, Um)
More turns played by opponent: 1 (Oooklahoma)

Cas from failed dodge/gfi, surfs, rocks, fireballs: 1/0/0
Cas against opponents from failed dodge/gfi, surfs, rocks, fireballs: 1/0/2
Total blocks: 512 (46.5 per game)
- 22/7/3
Total blocks against: 448 (40.7 per game)
- 3/10/1
- -AV from Block by Roy Williams on Oooklahoma Flingers: Freshman Texas Bobby Ranger w/ 0 SPP
- -AV from Chainsaw by Hack Enslash on Howlson Tigers: Freshman Cory Harris w/ 0 SPP
- Death from Block by Natal Adams on Miami Ballhawks: Sophomore Jean-Michel Weber w/ 27 SPP
- Niggle from Block by Pillsbury Doughboy on Um, G'olden Go For Its!: Sophomore Xuhua Xia w/ 18 SPP
- Niggle from Block by Pillsbury Doughboy on Um, G'olden Go For Its!: Freshman Guy Beaulieu w/ 7 SPP
Total fouls: 33 (3 per game)
- 4/2/2
Total fouls against: 20 (1.8 per game)
- 0/2/0

Total cas for: 27/9/7
Total cas against: 4/12/1
Net: +26

Total turns played: 1768 (160.7 per game)
Opponent turns played: 1546 (140.5 per game)

SPP Gained: 186
SPP Lost: 52
Net SPP: +134

Season 33:
Lost
NON-AQ CHAMPIONCHIP TEAM
7 Wins (Sham Howstan 2-1, Gallaudet 1-0, Hawaii 2-1, Indiana 4-0, Toledo 2-1, UMass 1-0, Applahcian - Championchip 2-0)
1 Draw (UW-Whitewater 1-1)
2 Losses (Texas AM 1-2, UC San Dogo Krytens - DedEx Orange Bowl 0-2)
Outblocked by opponents: 3 (Gallaudet, UMass, UC San Dogo)
Outfouled by opponents: 3 (Gallaudet, Indiana, UMass)
More turns played by opponent: 3 (UW-Whitewater, Gallaudet, UC San Dogo)

Cas from failed dodge/gfi, surfs, rocks: 1/0/1
- Dead from Dodge against UMass Minimen: Freshman William Ogilvie, Novice Ghoul w/ 9 SPP
Cas against opponents from failed dodge/gfi, surfs, rocks: 1/0/0
Total blocks: 469 (46.9 per game)
- 15/4/3
Total blocks against: 399 (39.9 per game)
- 5/7/1
- Niggled from Block by Cole McCubrey on UMass Minimen: Freshman Eperone Moananu, Rookie Zombie w/ 0 SPP
Total fouls: 15 (1.5 per game)
- 0/0/0
Total fouls against: 11 (1.1 per game)
- 0/0/0

Total cas for: 16/4/3
Total cas against: 6/7/2
Net: +8

Total turns played: 1602 (160.2 per game)
Opponent turns played: 1494 (149.4 per game)

SPP Gained: 149
SPP Lost: 9
Net SPP: +140


STOPPED UPDATING AT START OF SEASON 36
Overall:
Lost Players (due to death or injury):
Zombies: expected to retire/die 3-5 out of every 108 armor breaks/surfs/rocks (1 out of 27); 1-3 out of every 130 knock downs/failed gfi's/dodges/blocks/fouls (1 out of 65)
Currently at 1 out of every 7.25 armor breaks/surfs/rocks, and 1 out of every 18.75 knock downs/fails/fouls

1 Resigned (2 games played, 9 turns played, blocked 2 times, knocked down 1 time)
1 Retired (6 games played, 6 turns played, blocked 8 times, knocked down 5 times, armor broke 3 times, hit by 1 rock, KO'd 2 times, cas-ed 2 times, 0 regen)
1 Retired (2 games played, 21 turns played, blocked 11 times, knocked down 6 times, armor broke 3 times, cas-ed 1 time, 0 regen)
1 Retired (12 games played, 94 turns played, blocked 22 times, knocked down 17 times, failed 1 block, armor broke 8 times, hit by 1 rock, cas-ed 1 time, 0 regen)
1 Retired (21 games played, 184 turns played, blocked 69 times, knocked down 44 times, failed blocks 2 times, armor broke 11 times, crowd surfed 2 times, KO'd 5 times, cas-ed 1 time, 0 regen)
Total: 4 Lost, 43 games played, 314 turns played, blocked 112 times, knocked down 73 times, failed 3 block, armor broke 25 times, crowd surfed 2 times, hit by 2 rocks, KO'd 7 times, cas-ed 5 times, 0 regen

Average Lost Zombie Unlife: 10.75 games played, 78.5 turns played, blocked 28 times, knocked down 18.25 times, failed blocks 0.75 times, armor broke 6.25 times, crowd surfed 0.5 times, hit by 0.5 rocks, KO'd 1.75 times, 1.25 cas, 0 regen

Ghouls (expected to retire/die 3-5 out of every 54 armor breaks/surfs/rocks; 2-5 out of every 90 knock downs/failed gfis/dodges/fouls):

1 Dead (7 games played, 99 turns played, blocked 20 times, knocked down 9 times, fouled 1 time, failed 1 block, failed 1 dodge, armor broke 6 times, cas-ed 2 times)
1 Retired (17 games played, 123 turns played, blocked 24 times, knocked down 14 times, fouled 2 times, failed 2 blocks, armor broke 10 times, cas-ed 2 times)
Total: 2 Lost, 24 games played, 222 turns played, blocked 44 times, knocked down 23 times, fouled 3 times, failed 3 block, failed 1 dodge, armor broke 16 times, cas-ed 4 times

Average Lost Ghoul Unlife: 12 games played, 111 turns played, blocked 22 times, knocked down 11.5 times, fouled 1.5 times, failed 1.5 blocks, failed 0.5 dodges, armor broke 8 times, cas-ed 2 times

Wights (expected to retire/die 3-5 out of every 108 armor breaks/surfs/rocks; 1-3 out of every 130 knock downs/failed gfi's/dodges/fouls):

1 Dead (15 games played, 232 turns played, blocked 51 times, knocked down 21 times, stabbed 2 times, failed 2 blocks, failed 1 gfi, armor broke 9 times, died 1 time, 0 regen)
Total: 1 Lost, 15 games played, 232 turns played, blocked 51 times, knocked down 21 times, stabbed 2 times, failed 2 blocks, failed 1 gfi, armor broke 9 times, cas-ed 1 time, 0 regen

Average Lost Wight Unlife: 15 games played, 232 turns played, blocked 51 times, knocked down 21 times, stabbed 2 times, failed 2 blocks, failed 1 gfi, armor broke 9 times, cas-ed 1 time, 0 regen

Mummies (expected to retire/die 3-5 out of every 108 armor breaks/surfs/rocks; 3-8 out of every 648 knock downs/failed gfi's/dodges/fouls):

1 Retired (18 games played, 260 turns played, blocked 49 times, knocked down 34 times, fouled 8 times, stabbed 1 time, failed 3 blocks, failed 1 gfi, armor broke 9 times, knocked out 2 times, woke up 1 time, stayed asleep 4 times, cas-ed 2 times, regen 1 time)
Total: 1 Lost, 18 games played, 260 turns played, blocked 49 times, knocked down 34 times, fouled 8 times, stabbed 1 time, failed 3 blocks, failed 1 gfi, armor broke 9 times, knocked out 2 times, woke up 1 time, stayed asleep 4 times, cas-ed 2 times, regen 1 time

Average Lost Mummy Unlife: 18 games played, 260 turns played, blocked 49 times, knocked down 34 times, fouled 8 times, stabbed 1 time, failed 3 blocks, failed 1 gfi, armor broke 9 times, knocked out 2 times, woke up 1 time, stayed asleep 4 times, cas-ed 2 times, regen 1 time
New Team Page Beta
Player Ma St Ag Av Skills Inj G Cp Td It Cs Mvp SPP Cost  
1
Seine Safety V
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   4 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
3
Joe Dirte
Zombie
3 3 2 8
Regeneration
Guard, Block
 -ma 36 0 0 0 3 3 21/31 90k
(40+50)k
  
4
Amy Felty
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
Dirty Player
 m 24 0 0 0 1 1 7/16 60k
(0)k
  
5
Eli Solon
Zombie
4 3 2 8
Regeneration
   8 0 0 0 0 0 0/6 40k
(40+0)k
  
9
Tony Durst
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Wrestle
   5 2 1 0 1 0 7/16 90k
(70+20)k
  
11
Dan Daluca
Ghoul Runner
7 4 3 7
Dodge
+ST, Block, Tackle, Side Step, Diving Tackle
   22 3 16 0 4 5 84/176 200k
(70+130)k
  
12
Lindsey "Downhill" Vonn
Ghoul Runner
7 3 3 7
Dodge
Block, Guard, Side Step
 n 24 0 7 0 1 4 43/51 140k
(70+70)k
  
13
Rollo Chester Jr.
Wight Blitzer
7 3 3 7
Block, Regeneration
Mighty Blow, Tackle, Guard, Stand Firm, +MA
 -av 33 3 2 0 21 5 76/176 200k
(90+110)k
  
14
Max Garrar
Wight Blitzer
6 3 3 8
Block, Regeneration
 m 1 0 0 0 1 0 2/6 90k
(0)k
  
15
Paul Chair
Mummy
3 5 1 9
Mighty Blow, Regeneration
Block, Guard
   18 0 0 0 3 4 26/31 170k
(120+50)k
  
8 players (+2 players missing next game)  
Coach: Nelphine Re-Rolls (140k): 3  
Race: Shambling Undead Fan Factor: 10  
Current Team Value: 1300k Assistant Coaches: 1  
Treasury: 2610k Cheerleaders: 1  
Team Value: 1450k Apothecary: No  

Games Played:77 (54/9/14) |TD Diff:74 (137 - 63) |Cas Diff:78 (136/60/25 - 57/70/16)
Last Opponent: [2016] U.Con. Huskies